Alpha Blondy

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  1. Wadani;925285 wrote: Good job Alpha. Thanks for keeping ur small section of Hargaysa clean. We wouldn't want it to become like Berbera now would we? That place is a danyeer dump. looooooooool wadani, please show me the respect i'm due. its a yumuul jimca here and i'm watching this excellent programme on Universal TV about the evil eye.
  2. Wadani;925280 wrote: Somalicentric.....Serious question. What have Somali men done to u? We love and honour our woman, and give them lots of freedoms that r unthinkable in many cultures of Africa and Asia. Let me know what bone u have to pick with us? I want to get a better grasp of ur perspective. +1000 i agree 100%
  3. just finished walahi. i've never seen my house spotless. i'm very proud of my achievements today. its clean and its perfect. mashallah.
  4. i'd love to be a woman just for the 8th of march to see what the fuss is about? there are 36,000 cases of domestic violence per day in Russia......fcking hell ma istidhi?
  5. UK - London Only Somaliland (36 different cities/towns/villages/hamlets/tuulo's)
  6. i've been cleaning the entire house. on a break now. still got 3 rooms and 2 toilets left. NO maid. my life is over.
  7. i've been cleaning the entire house. on a break now. still got 3 rooms and 2 toilets left. NO maid. my life is over.
  8. UK - London Only Somaliland (36 different cities/towns/hamlets/tuulo's)
  9. aar.... waan iska hurdo tagaaya....dee waay inoo ahaan. i'm out y'all. peace.
  10. inaar......... horta ruunta fiican maar kasta..... si kastoo uu aha to, khalad weyn bey dadku iga fahmeen. inaar, anigu af-Somaaliga aad iyo aad ayaan u xiseeya walahi. balse, ilaa dawaan kalsoonida aya igu yared.... oo kolba waan ka gaaban jiray inan isku dayo qoraalkiisa. waad ilaa garatay ban u maleen doona...nuunooow, inaar.
  11. inaar, how do you cure athlete's hip.....baal ilaah baan kugu dhaarshe? unless your suggesting what i think you're suggesting.... p.s - xad gudubka bulshada jooji iyo ka hortaga israca shacabka.....iyadoo wanaageena, wax wada qabsigeena iyo waxanu isla garanay dhowreyna......... inaar waa kuu sidee....dee?
  12. nuune;925053 wrote: So you are implying that it is verry cold down therre and Aaliyah needs a man,waryaa isku xishoo dee, aawey our agreement that you no longer be posting anything about Aaliyah, raadso 5, Narnia, Chubbacka though aanan kugu aamineyn Chubbacka, she is too good for you. Planting beautful garden doesn't mean putting red chillies on Aaliyah face, again, daa gabadha. inaar...... miyaad naga deysid Bahdilaada iyo wax isku dirka bulshada weyn ee SOOL... i'm sure your in particular case, sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque, would agree with my prescription of cloves.....ma istidhi? this is of course ,to cure your athlete's lips, that continue to spread shameful whispers based on speculations. it is said... control what is between your legs and the words that your lips utter......nuunooow. sida uula socod...inaar. wa bila towfiq. Abu Alfa Al Blondee
  13. for a certain special someone.........
  14. this man is awesome they claim his IQ has surpassed the IQ scale.
  15. Bismillah Al Rahman Al Rahim.......this is for you Sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque. i know the weather in those WESTERN countries is terrible....so i thought i'd share this useful reminder with you. wa bila towfiq. Abu Alfa Al Blondee
  16. niyahow..... ma anaa waalan mise Cadan baa laga heesayaa....when i say Susan Rice, the US ambassador to the UN, has one of the most annoying voices....... in the history of mankind? naagtu weey hanjabeysa maar kasta iyo meel kasta oo ay ka hadasho. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  17. QansaxMeygaag;924989 wrote: Alfie are you coming down with bipolar disorder or something? You give new meaning to the phrase 'blowing hot and cold" ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL indeed. there are at least 4 different personalities currently occupying the inner sections of my mental faculties. why do you seem surprised inaar...? its a well known fact, i lost it..... many years ago....... miyaad wax isku fashid inaar and just accept like everyone else on this site.....I'M CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  18. these kids deserved a medal for their efforts. for all those claiming its distasteful.........we cannot infer from their acting... exactly what their political stance is. for those historical revisionist who wish to rewrite history for the purposes of appearing politically correct....please naga amuusa or wax isku fala. its a bloody youtube video, its not exactly inciting hatred, it merely puts forth a political view. challenge their views but DO NOT insult their parents or indeed call the kids dirty names. the below gutter mindset of certain individuals is pathetic.
  19. its a double post......EVERYBODY..... oh its a double post oh its a double post
  20. ^ dating turkish women is perfectly fine.....you should try some of that turkish delight too, inaar. on more pressing issues inaar, the turks with their soft-power tricks will sooner or later own y'all. waa khatar...ee iska jir inaar.
  21. SomaliPhilosopher;924950 wrote: I heard the one on the left is a descendant of Barre kidnapped by the parents of the kid in the right for the purpose of creating such videos axmaaryaho isku xishood. these kids are making a political point. unless, of course, you're against child actors? they are doing an excellent job in educating all those ignorant people out there. too often somali politics has been made seemingly complicated by so called commentators. its time to make it accessible to all the people.
  22. i actually watched this vid, Oba. the little Somalilander kid makes some excellent points and it would far better, for Somaliland, if he was solely tasked with representing us in the Somaliland-Somalia talks.
  23. i wonder how long..... before Turkish becomes one of the official language of Somalia....... as enshrined in their constitution?
  24. NG, i find you repulsive. i don't like you. i never have. you think you're smart, you think you know it all. but i tend to think otherwise. i have, on several occasions, formally invited, you, to blog with me on this thread....in the hope of further consolidating our friendship. you've chosen to ignore these invites..... instead posting as and you like. all you've ever posted on my thread is ridicule and severely lacks in sense of humour. i find this absolutely unacceptable. you either blog with some dignity and accord me the respect i'm due or please simply leave my thread. i will NOT remind you again. ma fahantahay inaar? Al. p.s - this purposeless and mental arithmetic jargon laden pic makes no sense whatsoever. its not funny, its has no specific relevance to this thread, it doesn't convey your message clearly. please post appropriate content and STOP trolling. also this pic has the F-word on it. i do not want my thread to be deleted, so please edit this immediately. your gaffe prone posts these days are shockingly awful.
  25. Daqane;924921 wrote: Alpha I drive spacio toyota and am a fake online blogger. fake online blogger aside...... these are the list of cars in SL 1. Toyota Mark II Grande (indho cade) 56% of all car ownership (very popular with female NGO workers) 2. Toyota Crown (car of choice for fake diaspora folks who bask in the glory of their passports) 3. Toyota Landcruiser - Layla Alawi (NGOs choice of hire car) 4. Toyota Surf (Daqane's choice of car) 5. Toyota Landcruiser in various version 6. Nissan Patrol 7. Suzuki viara others makes do exists....i forget their names.. but there 4 mercedes (2 m-series). 5 or 6 range rovers in discovery and freelander. lol currently registration is 48675..the last car i saw. when i came it was at 35000. massive improvement...ma istidhi. earliest car plate i saw was 0134 toyota cressida from early 90s. ----- Daqane, can you me give a profile of the cars..in xamar