Alpha Blondy

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  1. oba hiloowlow;929621 wrote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Al you know me too well ma is tiri focking hell. I am doomed walahi im going to hell LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@I am doomed that makes two of us, inaar. probably less likely that you'll go to hell than Al, whose going for sure, but not without a damn fight dee..... anyways, i got 99 problems but marriage isn't one of them, right now. everything is written, inaar. so marka don't get your nigis in a twist famous sinners destined for hell who instead went to heaven: the prozzie who gave water to a thirty cat....LOOOOOOOOOOL the murderous serial killer who killed 99 shiekhs but who was saved by the potential 100th victim turned redeemer-sheikh.
  2. its raining, right now. mashallah. early today at 5pm
  3. oba hiloowlow;929614 wrote: I don't know what im gonna do instead mate shiid maybe its time for me to take the next step aka marriage :eek: brov, been ha isku sheegiin, you'll never get married because you'd rather club . i don't think, you have what it takes, to even entertain the notion of marriage. ....anyways marriage is for fools. imagine having to share your money, not to mention all the nagging and stress-inducing tirades from the xaas. naah, iska daa ta, inaar....wa khaatar ee iska jiir.
  4. OMG.......i just slipped and had a terrible fall. i was trying to close the windows and doors but i had a sudden urge to go out and experience the rainfall and as i slowly walked on the marble flooring, towards outside verdana, i slipped and fell in the most embarrassing way. luckily, NO one witnessed this extraordinary fall, especially my enemies, who would've certainly used this blunder against me. anyways, sida uula socoda. i've also just spoken to my private doctor and he might come around, later this evening....
  5. oba hiloowlow;929609 wrote: LOL Al i have no idea saaxiib, maybe, i go out maybe 3 times a month im retiring soon im too old for this shid. Lucky kulahaa niyaho aint nothing called luck, proficiency is they keyword LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Lucky kulahaa niyaho aint nothing called luck, proficiency is they keyword you're right...........but i got lucky all the time though, surely that's lucky proficiency dee? what will you do when you retire from this 'lifestyle'? there is nothing out there, inaar. stick to what you do best and enjoy it as much as possible, because life get's serious after retiring from the clubbers regime? its either the clubbers lifestyle or you get married. right now, i'm between both and its not nice. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  6. oba hiloowlow;929603 wrote: aiight cool bruvs good to hear! any plans to hit the town tonight? how often do you club, inaar..... and how often do you get lucky? i was a mad clubber back in the day. i used the alias name Al and let's just say....... it opened plenty of doors, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  7. oba hiloowlow;929592 wrote: nothing much bruvs how bout u its been alright today, inaar. woke up early. worked on the garden and now i'm chilling and i've got some visitors, you know.
  8. check these amazing trees. Australian artist Konstantin Dimopoulos uses environmentally safe pigments to paint the trunks and limbs of trees in urban areas to help raise awareness of the nearly 32 million acres of forests lost each year around the world. via http://treeporn.tumblr.com/
  9. Apophis;929563 wrote: When the workers rise, you'll be the first to be put against a wall and shot. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yh yh inaar. you always seem to blame me? why? it wasn't even my fault. there was a miscommunication.
  10. i stole this from my friend's fb account.
  11. sharma-arke451;929532 wrote: how have you been sxb, alpha? hope everything is ok. hey sharmarke, thank you for visiting today. i'm doing very well. its a Saturday here and i'm enjoying my weekend bro. how are things with you? Al.
  12. Towering 23 feet (7 meters) into the sky, Karma is a recent sculpture installed in the Sydney and Walda Besthoff Sculpture Garden at the New Orleans Museum of Art by Korean sculptor Do Ho Suh.
  13. PISSED OFF! the maid quit. silly little cow. she should have been direct in her communication. anyways, she's sacked now. doorfaraad fooqal dameeraad.
  14. Abbaas;929426 wrote: Alpha nice garden walaal, make your garden look like Beeraha Jamaame Maarodi;928499 wrote: Nice project. I would only add that you start a compost in a corner and give your soil some much needed nutrition. It looked malnourished in the earlier pictures. Abbas and Maarodi, thanks for the hambalyo's. in honour of these positive comments, i'll name some flowers after y'all. April's updates are not too long away, now. i'm so excited . this month, there's been so many changes.....
  15. oba hiloowlow;929446 wrote: I see what you did there Al your starting to learn yeah brovs. i learn from the best dee..bros before Reeyos, somaha?
  16. Reeyo;929441 wrote: LOL. Al, go take your medication sxb and sleep it off. Delusions. AL's NOT listening nor INTERESTED in you or in ever talking to you again....ma fahantahay REEYOOW.
  17. oba hiloowlow;929437 wrote: Yes ina mari dee. I'll show you the basic moves sounds good inaar. lets find ourselves some better chicks, who can at least take a joke but who'll also laugh with you, dee the usual or somewhere different? i'm buying the first round either way ee sida ula soco, inaar, ya? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  18. (normal i.e =Reeyo can LOUDLY HEAR) you're more pathetic that i originally thought, walahi. if you're this easily hurt or extra sensitive then to hell with you...... WTF is wrong with walalo? why are you so sensitive dee? was there anything in particular that was offensive or rude or disrespectful about this little TROLL joke of ours? please leave me alone and don't come back to my thread, if you're this uber sensitive. for goodness sakes, its like dealing with a child, ma istidhi....mise ana waalan oo cadan baa laga heesaya? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  19. oba hiloowlow;929433 wrote: patience is a virtue inaar under the meantime read the book called 'the game' it will be helpful ........(in secret) you always say this but i never seem to grasp the key concepts dee...... you're right inaar. i have so much to learn from a knowledge ladies man like you. do you want go to the bar, so we could try these 'skills' of yours on less sensitive chicks, inaar?
  20. (in secret) brovs, Oba, brovs, where is she? she's been in that bathroom for 10mins now dee. was it something i said? did i upset her, inaar? OMG, i did didn't? WTF is wrong with me? you're always so good with the chicks.......... i can't believe i ruined yet another golden chance? WTF is wrong with me dee? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  21. oba hiloowlow;929427 wrote: Reeyo i should get payed for my services runtii do you know how many succesful marriages im behind? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@ Al im such a c-block ma is tiri. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba, what are you insinuating brovs..... that Al and Reeyo would make the ideal couple.......that's ludicrous (haha x 15). Al and Reeyo? you're kidding me somaha? that's MAD dee. (in secret) wink wink...i owe you one, brovs.
  22. oba hiloowlow;929412 wrote: reeyo walaaley ajir ban shaqesanaya ii daa dee (in secret) brovs, GTFOH dee. why are you being a prick for.......she wants me and not you dee. she's making me jealous by talking to you. naga daa ciyaarta and just leave us to it. i'm gonna quickly make my move and if she's not interested, you can have a go, i'm quite sure you guys have a lot to talk about....and you can discuss your poor diet......not to mention, she'll ask you, every 5 mins, about the state of your mood....LOOOOOOOOOOL. (normal i.e = Reeyo can hear) what......? where are you going Oba? brov, you can't leave me ALONE and by myself. she's your friend...... and mine too......(nervous laugh)...... but we're such a big happy family, aren't we, the three of us, ma istidh dee?.....
  23. Reeyo;929409 wrote: That can easily be amended. i'd rather NOT.....to be honest. things are prefect the way they are now. plus she's not my type, you know.