Apophis;959149 wrote: This guy got the birthday etiquette backwards. You invite people to your birthday party up to the age of 18, beyond that it should be thrown by others taking you completely by surprise :D ^ you really think Somalis have the mental capacity to organise a party on behalf of others? your people's innate selfishness and complete lack of self-awareness isn't, i'm afraid, capable of doing something beyond their own individual greed and self-interest. that's exactly why i organise the administrative and logistical aspects of my own birthday party. of course, one must pretend to be ''surprised'' by the genuine affection and heart-felt gestures of his people, despite organising his own birthday party.

that's sad.

Juxa;959147 wrote: aah Alpha, one of those days Southern hospitality baan ku siin @Villa mogadishu LOL@Southern Hospitality, koonfuurta, siba wixii las anod ka shisheyay, wa ka xaraan soo dhaweyntu, ma garatay?

Somalis are without doubt the most vile and disgusting creatures alive. they have terrible manners, lack respect and suffer from an inferiority complex. none of the traits mentioned on this thread are unique to Somalis. these are universal values and if truth be told, the reality remains, that Somalis, are far from hospitable, kind or trustworthy. the rough arid terrain, the scarce resources, the wars, the pillaging, the murders etc....have all rendered your DNA's as violent and docile. 22 years without a functioning government, as pointed out......... by the BBC, is testament to your ugly nature and complete backwardness.

i'm out y'all.

D.O.C;959031 wrote: Daadmadheedh and hawd inaar dee yaa kale , when the two teams face one another in the final, I will ask my mum to pick the one to support;) you got to laugh inaar. i bet you support both because of qaloocnimo. y'all are the HAG of SL'ers, ma garatay? :mad:

Reeyo;959027 wrote: I am bored and Games of Thrones wont load. i can't download at all on torch. the torrent won't even load. this is pathetic. :mad: if have any luck please send me episode 9 via drop-box. i've been trying for 2 whole days walahi.

D.O.C;959017 wrote: Good evening my friends...? I am over the moon today cuz my two teams won yesterday and today;) ;) oh yeah? who and who? and anyways, you can't support two teams at the same time. e.g - i can't support hargeisa because i'm reer berbera, ma garatay?

Safferz;959015 wrote: Common sense, papers, and contacts/arrangements in each place I'm visiting. I'll be fine, and will check in on you guys whenever I get internet access ^ sounds like a plan.

Haatu;959007 wrote: That sounds dangerous. Count me out of your SOL qaaraan i felt intimidated more in the Somali region than anywhere else in ethiopia walahi. :mad: can you speak to Abdi iley and ask him to provide security cover (preferably the Liyo Police) to Saffz. P.S - i'm not fear-mongering Saffz but be safe. the last thing we need is a Canadian citizen in distress. we know what the Canadians authorities are like, in responding, to the plights of their citizens. :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;959003 wrote: I'm not there very long, I'm mostly going to be in Jijiga and small towns in the Somali kilil this trip. Aside from a few meetings and a visit to the university, I'll be a tourist in Addis and the work will begin when I get to Jijiga late next week what precautions are you taking to minimise any dangerous threats to your person? just act like a foreigner and under no circumstances, DO NOT be tempted to use the ramshackle and very basic Amharic, you've learnt so far. waa iga talo, inabti.

Safferz;958995 wrote: lool I'm fine walaal, but thanks for the concern Maybe a little busy running errands before my flight on Saturday, but everything is in order and I'm having a great week. And I'm happy about all the cute dresses I bought to wear in Addis LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you going to do work there ee sida uula soco.

hospitality, kindness and pride.

that nod of recognition we give each other in foreign lands....... but to ruin it, moments later by asking the so-called ''baraf-jabis/ice-breaker'' question of 'horta yaad ahayd, inaar'? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

check this Somali MILF y'all..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL/kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Apophis;958981 wrote: Who knew the whole "occupy" thing started in Mogadishu. Someone should have told the cadaans how to do it Oba style ''effectiveness'' and ''impact'' would have entirely new meanings, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;958971 wrote: As long as you realise you're now part of the hated ruling class, who will be hanged and quatered when the revolution starts, then I have no problems. Remember, you're part of the problem now. perhaps, but surely i deserve some brownie points for my 'job creation' efforts? it was a mashruuc and half, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958959 wrote: Hey inaar its Qaniimaah hate it or like it anigu im occupying Apophis house in Mediina in xamar i would occupy kii kale haatu's house too but he's reer gaarisa innit :cool: occupying these houses is justified, i reckon. it was after all obtained through the patronage of Guulwade Siyaad. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Safferz;958961 wrote: Not that kind of asylum, I meant where they keep the insane locked up in gated compounds, as the photo you posted would suggest. I'm surprised they let you take a pic during your daily walk ok....... i didnt want to be one to say it.....but your comebacks are NOT funny, amusing nor interesting, anymore. just browse the thread and don't bother trolling, ya? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;958960 wrote: FFS!! While you were living in the low rent, high rise flats in North London you were being kept out of the posh places with the use of cameras,barbed wires and high security gates and you recreate the same thing in Hargeisa, only this time you are the overfeed bourgeois intimidating the poor man with wires, gates and, possibly, armed guards. Just terrible, the lack of moral convictions. :mad::mad: sometimes, you are too clever, for your own good, inaar....... i've already been accused of 'lacking sharaf' by this old man, after he saw the fortress i constructed. at first, i didn't stand the metaphor-ridden language, these people speak, but now, it makes perfect sense, you know. i'm already ashamed but personal safety is more important ee sida uula soco. LOL.

Safferz;958942 wrote: He lives in an asylum dee you think this is DHUSA-MA-RAPE? where rape victims, live by the dozen in the asylum shacks, with UN tarpaulins providing the ONLY cover from sun exposure? naga da ciyaarta, ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958933 wrote: Lmaao Cool Al i always thought you lived in a Jiingaad dee inaar it doesnt make a difference to your kind, inaar. you'll occupy it either way. :p:o my house was rented to a HAGist woman called Nasra. she refused to move out, so i finally paid some police officers to have her removed. i should mentioned she broke the tenancy agreement (i gave her two months notices and she left after 4months...). i saw her many months later and despite the obvious animosity between us, she told me that she'll be moving to xamar soon. i told that her.....'i won't be that far behind you, so be prepared to help me rent a house......''. i don't think she understood the sarcastic undertones in my words but she laughed. ;) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

y'all would never guess where i went today? alright, i'll tell ya. i went to University of Hargeisa, my spiritual birthplace and where I began my SL adventure almost 3.5 years ago. they had a welcoming lecture for Professor Ahmed Samatar. i even got to shake hands with the new-born Somalilander. he's alright, you know. i reckon, he ought to be appointed Foreign Minister as he has a wealth of experience and an excellent understanding of complex global issues. he can destroy but can he build? remains the REAL questions. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

as y'all know, i've been rebuilding my family house and despite taking the best part of 1 yr and 6months, i've finally completed it, ma garateen? :p fixing barb-wire around the walls of the house was the only thing remaining and thanks to Allah, i've now completed that task. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Juxa;958749 wrote: Dumaal is when you marry your brother's widow! that's a bit sick, ma istidhi? isn't that like incest?