new Hargeisa to Salaxley road and Salaxley to the nation's capital. no bad, you know. the sand-dwellers are very savvy. this was built by their efforts. kuu dhuusa, ma istidhi? well done to STOIC, wadani, Saffz's reer abti and Al's habo's husband and cousins. congratulations for your construction, maha? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

13:21 in the nation's capital and this is Alpha Blondy ee sida uula soco. stressed y'all. so much to do, so little time. maxa tala ah dee? soo daaya. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm out y'all.

Haatu;973302 wrote: The desert shall turn green once again Insha Allah :cool: it was NEVER green marki horaba. delusional.

d/p

Apophis;973272 wrote: Every post appears to confirm that you're in fact mentally regressing on a daily basis. You're still the immature brat you were when I joined this forum one year ago. Very curious. only 1 year? and they thought the resurrection of Jesus was spectacular, maha? perhaps, more spectacularly, laakin, you went from being a militant atheist foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies to teaching English in Saudi Arabia. soon, you'll be preaching wahabism ee sida uula soco. ;

i'd give a kidney for SL's recognition. perhaps, they'll call me Mujid Kalyooley? who knows? anything is possible here.

my qurbo-joog dumashi and her two kids are pathetic. at approx 10:30PM i was forced to attend a 'little' party ( i shouldnt have attended, i only received the invite at 2pm). it wasn't little at all. it was extravagant and totally unnecessary. what was this in occasion off baal? is it true what they say about the delusions of the QJs, ma istidhi? dressed to impressed and totally oblivious to my presence, the little children were partying it down, when really, they ought to be tacked up in bed, ready for tomorrow morning's quiz. the worst of this...... my brother approves of such behaviours. i didn't but it's not my children and wife, maha. plenty of eye-candy on display though. got a few digits and i'm 89% of securing something of benefit. despite my best efforts to flirt via the eyes, i realised only after i left the PARTY.......... they blinked their digits to Alz wrongly. this is since i secured 6 digits instead of the normal 7 digits several times. do these they i'm stup!d? i'll track em' ee just watch, y'all. i will NOT be disrespect. i ALWAYS get what i want. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

the last great wefti (consisted of Kulmiye members without portfolios) to China promised so much but delivered nothing of substance. how can we be sure this wefti isn't lying? also why china and their ''phone-i'' deals? Garoodi, please advise. Al.

on Qabil Alpha Blondy;973149 wrote: qabil to me is like garlic and holy water to a vampire. in other words, there's no actual proof that garlic and holy water ever killed vampires . it's given more importance than it warrants. it's a figment of our imagination and used by the ruling classes to exploit the Somali people. it's also prolonged this quagmire we find ourselves in. i reckon if a survey was carried out across the board and people were asked to state the 3 most important things to them.........it wouldn't include qabil affliction but something like security, job creation and access to education and healthcare. sometimes, you have jump on the bandwagon, particularly when you can benefit from it. balse, it's a merry-go-around system and self-regulating in many ways. yesterday's victor is today's loser and today's victor was yesterday's loser. caal kuli xaal, i think the qabil system ought to be reformed structural and something like the EU's rotational presidency should be institution. within my immediate sub-clan there's an archaic system of sorts.....there's the caqil, chief caqil and suldaan. they're not aware of each other's roles. sometimes, you pay blood money to all 3 entities within this trinity of sorts. their work overlap and there appears to be a serious need to write them job descriptions detailing their roles. as demonstrated by the SL Republic and now practically carbon copied by many, tribal elders have played a pivotal role, in our transitional towards peace and stability. their job is done now and they should be forced to retire and given a small pension instead of leeching off their people and mashruuc'ising their people with fearmongering tactics and what have yous. elders should only perform a ceremonial function. SL is now post-conflict and we're now just taking the first-steps towards development, albeit on the lowest rung of the ladder balse what's needed is more technocrats and administrators to undertake the challenges that lie ahead. parliamentary and ministerial positions shouldn't have to satisfy tribal quota or for that matter appointed by presidential patronage..... but rather all potential contenders should be seeded according to their experiences and skills using a complex mathematical formula and picked like the lottery. this should be broadcast on TV to improve transparency and accountable. perhaps a complaints procedure and selection review board should be set up for the big laandheere's who are given the worst ministries. maybe the clans can even barter and negotiate between themselves and arrive at a consensus of sorts . also clan names should be numeric because it'll be easier to collect census data. ;)

and...... and some Duke Ellington......... it's Jazz night at Alz's residential estate.

Safferz;973229 wrote: I wasn't planning on posting anything beyond the photo thread I made, anyone who wants to know or see more will have to get in touch with me directly knowing the stir you've caused around these boards, i guess that's almost every guy, maha? ;) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

interesting fact y'all...... a lion needs 30kg of meat per day. caadi maha.

Safferz;973222 wrote: Take me back when are you going to do your review of your travels? soo daa the pics and the inside scoop, dee.

Hobbesian_Brute;973221 wrote: which nation is that ?? Borat-land. Hobbesoooow, what's your beef with SL, inaar. these snide comments aren't necessary, dee. 'nation's capital' was coined by one of my friends. he's the greatest advocate of the SL Republic. we could learn so much from him, ma garatay?

i slept the siesta today. it was my first time, y'all. this is worrying.

it's raining right now for the 2nd time today. rained early this afternoon and lasted for 15mins.

LIVE from the nation's capital, this is Alpha Blondy ee sida uula soco. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Carafaat;973139 wrote: Alpha, this is a wonderful article written by Prof Said SH Samater, Professor at Rutgers-Newark University not to be confused with the other Samater brothers.I suggest you take a minute to actually read and let us know what you think of it. i wasn't aware, inaar. qabil to me is like garlic and holy water to a vampire. in other words, there's no actual proof that garlic and holy water ever killed vampires. it's given more importance than it warrants. it's a figment of our imagination and used by the ruling classes to exploit the Somali people. it's also prolonged this quagmire we find ourselves in. i reckon if a survey was carried out across the board and people were asked to state the 3 most important things to them.........it wouldn't include qabil affliction but something like security, job creation and access to education and healthcare. sometimes, you have jump on the bandwagon, particularly when you can benefit from it. balse, it's a merry-go-around system and self-regulating in many ways. yesterday's victor is today's loser and today's victor was yesterday's loser. caal kuli xaal, i think the qabil system ought to be reformed structural and something like the EU's rotational presidency should be institution. within my immediate sub-clan there's an archaic system of sorts.....there's the caqil, chief caqil and suldaan. they're not aware of each other's roles. sometimes, you pay blood money to all 3 entities within this trinity of sorts. their work overlap and there appears to be a serious need to write them job descriptions detailing their roles. as demonstrated by the SL Republic and now practically carbon copied by many, tribal elders have played a pivotal role, in our transitional towards peace and stability. their job is done now and they should be forced to retire and given a small pension instead of leeching off their people and mashruuc'ising their people with fearmongering tactics and what have yous. elders should only perform a ceremonial function. SL is now post-conflict and we're now just taking the first-steps towards development, albeit on the lowest rung of the ladder balse what's needed is more technocrats and administrators to undertake the challenges that lie ahead. parliamentary and ministerial positions shouldn't be appointed to satisfy tribal quota nor presidential patronage but rather all potential contenders should be seeded according to their experiences and skills using a complex mathematical formula and picked like the lottery. this should be broadcast on TV to improve transparency and accountable. perhaps a complaints procedure and selection review board should be set up for the big laandheere's who are given the worst ministries. maybe the clans can even barter and negotiate between themselves and arrive at a consensus of sorts . also clan names should be numeric because it'll be easier to collect census data. that's what i think inaadeero Arafat.

Taleexi;973118 wrote: Had you only knew that I was in prison at the age of 14/15 for what I perceived then was unjust when the military government was in power and your people were under siege. ileen you're in your late 40s. waa in lugu caleemo saaro garaadka ugu fatadhuug badan. it's not like you were part of dhalinyaradii UUFO ee maxaa lagu xidhay? and while you're at it.... please answer my question. Alpha Blondy;973005 wrote: Taleexi, what are these grievances you have? baal soo bandhig wixii fikir iyo cabasho rasmi ah aad qabtid. i wouldn't want to think your views are based on hatred and cuqdad? wax kasta xal buu leeyahay. waana mihiim in wax kasta tixgelin gaar ah la siiyo my brother balse colaad iyo hanjabaad waa laga ficanyahay.

Hiil Qabil ayuu jiirjiroolehi isku badaley, miyaa?

this thread is DEAD. i'm out. :mad:

wasting time watching my daily dose of SLNTV propaganda. impressive stuff, maha Alfooow? aad iyo aad. :cool:

^ if you ask me, you're wasting your time on Somalia's affairs. take this mashruuc elsewhere inaadeero Arafat. these koonfurians are guilt of committing rape orgies inside masjids in the early 1990s. how does one enact justice in such primitive environs. even in 2006 it was all tribal jihadism.

Safferz;973114 wrote: Selam nachihu y'all. Left Addis and currently in transit in the US en route to visit my parents in Canada, I haven't slept since leaving Jijiga (which would have been Friday night eastern time, it's now close to noon Sunday on the east coast). Flying directly to Toronto next time, I've never had a worse experience with US customs in my life, and I'm sure a lot of it has to do with flights coming from Africa/the third world. I'm tired and I'm pissed :mad: what Saffz really saw and experienced and not the hype she'd have us believe. ;) [x2] I fly like paper, get high like planes/ Al flies high with mijiins, gets mirqaan like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name/ If they catch me at the SL border I aint got visas it's okay cos they dosed If you come around here, I make 'em all day/ If you come to the nation's capital, you'd better be ready to takhsin all day I get one down in a second if you wait/ Al gets a rubuc iyo falad and get's pseudo-intellectual, but Saffz didn't wait around to see [x2] Sometimes I think sitting on trains / Sometimes I think transiting is such a hustle Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game / Every stop I get to I'm checked and it's all bustle Everyone's a winner, we're making our fame / Saffz's a winner, fame is the game Bona fide hustler making my name / Al-shababist terrorist making my name [x4] All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) / All I wanna do is go home ( to Boston-ka) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) / And (rest from nightmare-kan!) And take your money / And take some more rest and troll on SOL [x2] Pirate skulls and bones/ Pirate skulls and i.door bones from the late 1980's Hassan's raashin won't feed the Punties Sticks and stones and weed and bombs / But Faroole via Eastleigh feeds their piracy Running when we hit 'em / Running like crazy when they hijack em' ships Lethal poison for the system / Lethal poison to their system like Gas's premiership [x2] No one on the corner has swagger like us / Only Hassan of the HAG has swagger like Saffz Hit me on my Burner prepaid wireless / Hits me on my SOMTEL wireless like a unuka suffer We pack and deliver like UPS trucks / They packed and delivered Aweys to Justice Already going hell just pumping that gas / Already going hell just pumping that gas on him [x4] All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) / All I wanna do is go home ( to Boston-ka) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) / And (rest from nightmare-kan!) And take your money / And take some more rest and troll on SOL M.I.A./ M.I.A in Dhagax Buur for days Third world democracy/ Saw Somaliland's world class democracy Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B./ Yeah, they annexed more land of the D-hunters So, uh, no funny business / So, uh, its a funny business increasing their dawarsi counters Some some some I some I murder / Some some some some some say Saffz met Abdi iley Some I some I let go / Some some say that's a lie Some some some I some I murder / Some some some some say that's somewhat true Some Some say Saffz heard the Aar's bars Some Some say it was Al's. [x4] All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) / All I wanna do is go home ( to Boston-ka) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) / And (rest from nightmare-kan!) And take your money / And take some more rest and troll on SOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL