underdog

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  1. interesting topic...If the girls don't have the Morals to say NO, how do they expect the guy to have the morals to stick around?
  2. you need a "None of the above" option.
  3. We all make mistakes and a few of us have the courage to try and fix that mistake. Both the man and the woman are guilty in this equation. Even though the guy can just split and face no consquences it is preferable that he face his mistake and marry the girl instead of abandoning her to become a dishonored woman with a fatherless child. The sin is not on the child.
  4. This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95. CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call, Captain.
  5. underdog

    holy men??

    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have no money on them. The priest says, "I've got an idea how to get us some free drinks." He walks in alone and the rabbi stands at the door and watches. The priest orders a drink, drinks it, and then the bartender gives him his tab. The priest says, "But my son, I've already paid for the drink." The bartender says, "I'm terribly sorry, father, but it's really busy in here and I must have forgotten." The rabbi walks in and orders a drink. After he drinks it, the bartender gives him the tab, and the rabbi says, "Son, I paid you when I ordered the drink." The bartender says, "I'm terribly sorry, rabbi, I don't know what's wrong with me, but that's the second time that happened to me today." The rabbi says, "That's okay, son, no offense taken. Now, just give me change for the twenty I gave you, and I'll be on my way."
  6. underdog

    liar

    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You ******* ." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned ******* ." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that ******* , and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
  7. thanx....I watch too many soap-operas. another theory: the guy hypnotized her to take out the sister because he is their long-lost brother and the mother gave him up to save the girls. LOL
  8. Her Sister got a sex change operation and she was the guy our girl fell for. Since she couldn't handle the deception she decided to "off" her/him and move on.
  9. Brotha-man, who's behalf are you speaking on?
  10. hotdog vendor??? are we allowing two words? Streets --> destination
  11. There should be a rule about using peoples names...especially people some of us don't know Farax --> Stranger
  12. You should be able to prove the depth of your love every single day by being yourself and letting your loved ones enjoy what it is they saw in you the first time and love about you. You can't force affection with temporary stunts...When you ask that girl to marry you she should have to think about the answer. This is not a tournament, I'm not competing against other guys. I am what I am and I shouldn't have to resort to putting up a front to display how I feel about her just to impress her. That's just my opinion, I could be very wrong.
  13. We all want something different, maybe I want a sex kitten who knows to keep her mouth shut and can cook a buffet while wearing nothing but stilletos and a thong. The next guy could want a woman than can support him and take care of his children. or maybe a strong woman who can earn money so he enjoy his khayilaad and satellite t.v. Your question is like asking what kind of car do men want. Some of us know exactly what we want. Most of us, however, want something like that other guy has...maybe a little better with chrome rims. Its a case by case situation.
  14. Nafisa walaaley, relax, take a deep breath and go back to DEFCON 5. 1st of all I didn't "perceive" anything, I quoted you on what you said. I did understand (and ageed with) the general context in which you spoke. What I was attemping to clarify is whole concept/theory that women mature/develop faster than men. You're not the only one to have mentioned it. A lot of people seem to have that idea and base a lot on it. I wasn't looking to lock horns with you. I just need some enlightenment on the issue. It's seems I ditched class on the day they presented that.
  15. A guy walks into a bar one day and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says “Wow! You must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy walks into the bar and places the same order. When the bartender asks what the problem is this time, the answer comes back, “I just found out that my younger brother is gay, too. On the third day the guy walks into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Geez, doesn’t anybody in your family like women?” “Yeah, my wife.”
  16. "huge mental discrepancy" "not emotionally fulfilling" "he's less this and that" "mature at different rates" Nafisa, what part of this should we as men Not be offended by? I don't mean to start an argument here, but where is this study that shows women mature faster than men? (I hope it's not from a cosmo opinion poll). Because it seems to me that you're using this as a basis for your entire point. Scorpion said "there are guyz with high level of maturity at a young age". Of course there are. Now you're not going to disagree that there's some immature women of all ages out there. If you want a good example, Prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) was married to Khadija who was 15yrs older than him.
  17. I would agree with Jawahiir on this one. It's a very vague question with too many interpretations. Now, Mrefu, I'm no expert on the issues of time, but don't you think we're undermining the importance of time by wasting it trying to figure out what you're asking???
  18. Reverse Pyschology... "you're a virgin????....NOOOO get outta here!!!" meaning -> you're find to be a sexy woman such as yourself with the self control to abstain. Real Meaning -> I hope you're lying and you're the biggest freak since Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.
  19. You're right about Men being like government bonds! They're both the same, steadily increasing in value, predictable and vastly undervalued by people who don't understand them.
  20. Older women have a new level of head games. I personally think that she has to see some good potential in a younger guy at which point she'll provide the proper "support" and "encouragement" to help him reach that potential. Most Younger women are too busy trying to bag a brotha who has already made it...when they get older they realize that should have found one that CAN make it and get in on the opportunity @ the ground floor. So maybe they're making amends??? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? You decide.
  21. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
  22. Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are…very slowly?” The blonde leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing.”
  23. I must say MrMill, that is some of the saddest sh!t I've heard. I don't see why you have to complain about break-ups and heart-aches. Listen, it's very simple, if you break up it means one of the two parties involved is not happy with the situation. It means the magic is gone and now she knows you're not all you said you were or she's not what you expected. Bottom line is if you get dumped it's like report card, it shows you what you failed at and need to work on for the next project. Remember if you're not happy- get out if she's not happy - let her go. Live and Let live.
  24. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"