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1) So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

She's a really good lay!

 

2) My tire was thumping,

I thought it was flat.

When I loooked at the tire,

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

 

3) You had your bladder removed,

and you're on the mends.

Here's a bouquet of flowers

And a box of Depends.

 

4) You've announced that you're gay,

Won't that be a laugh,

When they find out you're one

Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!

 

5) Happy Vasectomy!

Hope you feel zippy!

'Cause when I had mine

I got real snippy!

 

6) Heard your wife left you.

How upset you must be,

But don't fret about it,

She moved in with me!

 

7) You totaled your car

And can't remember why.

Could it have been

that case of Bud Dry?

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