Employment scene!

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The reality of Employment Scene

 

One day while walking down the street, a highly successful Human Resources

Director was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the Pearly gates

by St. Peter himself.

 

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, it seems we

have a problem. You see, we've never had a Human Resources Director make

it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we are going to do is let you

have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever

one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the

woman.

"Sorry, we have rules... " And with that St. Peter put the executive in an

elevator and it went down to Hell.

 

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green

of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing

in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked

with and they were all cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both

cheeks and talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf

and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak

and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy

(kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. Everybody

shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got in the elevator.

 

The elevator opened at the Pearly gates and she found St. Peter waiting for

her. She spent the next 24 hours lounging around on the clouds and playing

the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it, her 24

hours in Heaven were up and St. Peter came and got her.

 

"So you have spent a day in Hell, and a day in Heaven. Now choose your

eternity," he said.

The woman replied: "Well I never thought I would say this, I mean, Heaven

has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

 

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back to Hell.

When the doors opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland

covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and

were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her

and put his arm around her.

 

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there

was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and

had a great time. Now all there is are wastelands and garbage and all my

friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled.

"Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today, you're staff....."