Corporate Lessons 18 ish

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Corporate Lessons

 

 

Corporate lesson

 

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he stopped

and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her

gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had

an accident.

 

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun

looked at him

and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

 

The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to

remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The

nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologised, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up

psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

 

Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a

great opportunity!

 

Corporate Lesson

 

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch

when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you

just one."

 

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a

speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,

relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of piña

coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

 

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

 

Moral of story: Always let your boss have the first say.

[muunad]

wow the nun must have been dissapointed

[soomaali-waalan]

Good lessons. I will make sure I know my duties and conducts well enough.