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Two Italiano in Soweto.

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Two Italian men got on the train; they sit down and start having a loud conversation. an old lady from Soweto who's sitting next to them ignores them first but then she hears one of them say. "Emma come first, den I come. Den two a$$es come together. I come once-a-more. Two a$$es, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. den I come one lasta time".

 

"you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine" says the lady angrily. "This is South Africa, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

 

"Hey, coola down mama" says the first Italian.

"Who talking abouta sex? I am just telling my frienda Carlo here how to spell Mississippi".

 

 

Have A Mississippi Weekend My Somali People.

 

 

Peace,Love & Unity.

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