Liqaye Posted November 17, 2003 What's red and gray and splashes? A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains How do you put a zombie baby to sleep? Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes. What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post? Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you. What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny? A zombie baby eating a clown. What's red and sits in a high chair? A zombie baby eating a twitching, human foot. What's cuter than a zombie baby? A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream. A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet What did the Zombie Mommy say to the Zombie Baby? "You have your Father's eyes…in your fists behind your back!" What's funnier than a zombie baby? A zombie baby dressed as Dan Rather. Hahahaha the last one is my pick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
