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A store that sells farah husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many farahs. The store is

comprised of 6 floors, and the farahs increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

 

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a farah from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot

go back down except to exit the building.

 

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These farahs have jobs.

xalimo reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up

she goes.

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These farahs have jobs and love, kids.

Then xalimo remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -These farahs have jobs, love kids and

are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" xalimo says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

 

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 -These farahs have jobs, love kids,

are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims xalimo, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 -These farahs have jobs, love kids,

are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

 

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 -

You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that

women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart

and have a nice day.

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