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underdog   

Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the

play-ground and go into the woods. Curious, he

follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in

a "Passionate Embrace". Johnnie finds this so

exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs

home and starts to tell his mother excitedly:

 

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go

into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look

and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he

helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane

helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane

layed down on the seat, then Daddy.."

 

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,

"Johnnie, this is such an interesting story.

Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.

I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you

tell it tonight."

 

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnnie to tell

his story, so Johnnie starts his story, describing

the car into the woods, the undressing, laying

down on the seat, and...

 

"...then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing

Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in

the army."

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raula   

loooooooool...but I was expecting the kid to nail only the dad..man...good though..he got both of 'me..i guess they are even...so case solved.

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lol...That was good~

"...then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing

Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in

the army."

I think that was my fav. part of the story.

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