underdog Posted June 11, 2003 Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a conversation. First blonde says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First blonde says "Must have been awful." Second blonde says "How did you die?" First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted June 16, 2003 Let me share this one:: A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and told him that she was pregnant! He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 16, 2003 LOOOOLLLLLLLL. Try This: Q: How do you make a fool out of a Blonde? A: Ask her to find the 4 corners of a circle. Q: How does a blonde make a fool of you? A: She finds them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted June 17, 2003 looool U 2 are JOkaz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted June 17, 2003 Lol..UD. Poor blondes. btw, I like ur sig::author presumed dead .... Nova, waa ii qarineysaa miyaa...joker kulahaa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 17, 2003 LoL...funny. I feel 4 those blondes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
