Sign in to follow this  
underdog

Perversion Test

Recommended Posts

underdog   

Answer these questions to the best of your knowledge. Now don't cheat and peek before you answer them. Then scroll on down to check the correct answers. You'll be surprised!

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

What does a dog do that you can step into?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER AND READ THE ANSWERS

 

 

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

"Talk."

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Legs.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A twenty dollar bill.

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

Firetruck.

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

"Bunt," "hunt," "runt," "punt," "aunt."

What does a dog do that you can step into?

Pants.

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

A fork.

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

An Almond Joy candy bar.

What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

Grit.

What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

His last name.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this