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Believe it or not, these love rituals are all true. Enjoy!


Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too." (My favourite.)


Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"


Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."


Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

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looooooool girl ....

i like the jokes.......... see men are n't understand when womem are turn them down...

masaakiin :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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U told it start Sis....


Have U heard of this by any chance....

A Man sees a Woman at a party and descides to approach her...


Man: "You are the most beautiful girl in the room tonight"

Woman: "Couldn't you think of anything more orginal"


Man goes away and after awhile comes back and replies..."Ok I work as a animals rights investigator I save animals in distress so pick up your bag and lets go I'm here to rescue you"

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