PROPOSAL,

[SCOOP LOVER]

A dude called (farah) was deeply in love with a pretty american girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.

 

HE WROTE :

 

Most worthy of your estimation

after a long consideration

and much mediation.

I have a strong indication

to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification,

it is no exaggeration or fabrication

that I have passed my matriculation examination;

no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.

What do you say to the solemnization

of our marriage celebration

according to the glorification of modern civilization

and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.

 

On your approbation of the application,

I shall make preparation to improve my situation,

and if such obligation is worthy of consideration

it will be our argumentation of the joy and

exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

 

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

 

To remain victim of your fascination.

 

SHE WROTE :

 

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

 

Congratulation for your lengthy narration

of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation

for a combination which on examination

I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

 

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,

what about my graduation after a long botheration,

so improve situation in education

and make an application by acquisition

of post graduation and minimum qualification

for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation

undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the

regulation for the determination of our relation.

 

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

 

2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,

 

3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

 

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

 

I Remain,

 

Unaffected by your affection.

[Paragon]

Hehehe.... Thats some good ++tions. A nicely researched letter i must admit.

 

"In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

 

I Remain,

 

Unaffected by your affection."

 

LOOOL