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Med. Dictionary by Law Students

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To all the brothers and sisters studying Medicine here is a quick reference that you may refer to when you are baffled by a medical term. LOL


Artery----------------The study of painting

Bacteria--------------Back door of a cafeteria

Barium----------------What doctors do when patients die

Bowel-----------------A letter like a,e,i,o or u

Caesarean Section-----A neighborhood in Rome

CAT Scan--------------Searching for a kitty

Cauterize-------------Made eye contact with her

Colic-----------------A sheep dog

Coma------------------A punctuation makr

D&C-------------------Where Washington is

Dilate----------------To live long

Enema-----------------Not a friend


Fibula----------------A small lie

Genital---------------Not a jew

G.I Series------------A soldier game

Morbid----------------A higher offer

Nitrates--------------Cheaper than day rates

Outpateind------------A person who has fainted

Node------------------Was aware of

Papsmear--------------A fatherhood test

Pelvis----------------A cousin to Elvis

Postoperative---------Letter carrier

Recovery Room---------Place to do upholstery

Rectum----------------Dang near killed ém

Secretions------------Hiding something

Seizure---------------Roman Emperor

Tablet----------------A small table

Terminal Illness------Getting sick at the airport

Tumor-----------------More than one

Urine-----------------Opposite of "you'r out"

Varicose--------------Near by



I thought this is funny translatin. Let me know what you think.

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Caesarean Section-----A neighborhood in Rome


Genital---------------Not a jew


Pelvis----------------A cousin to Elvis


Papsmear--------------A fatherhood test

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