3zma1L Posted March 9, 2003 From The W. House President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005 Well, I saw this on WhiteHouse.org and I could guess something funny would come out of that Office. Guys.. what do you think about this? Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate. It is a quote from the same Page Then..all unmarried men will be required to submit frequent urine samples, which will be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms - and therefore is guilty of either masturbation or fornication and should will be incarcerated.!! Pls Mr Bush, Stop going war with Iraq, you would only kill defendless innocent ppl. I know that you want a war, but the one you take against Masturbation is real enough, because you save lifes instead of killing and it is funny and somehow friendly!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaMpAgE Posted March 9, 2003 I always knew G.Bush was a wanker.. :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 9, 2003 Lol , this is really stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted March 9, 2003 Salam Its funny but not true..or am I the only one who noticed that?...tis a porno site ppl (uuff) Ahh anyway in reality they are a stupid admistration. Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted March 9, 2003 Salaam LOOOL hmm weird Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
