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QalQaali

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DR SEUSS ON AGING

 

I cannot see

 

I cannot pee

 

I cannot chew

 

I cannot screw

 

Oh, my God, what can I do?

 

My memory shrinks

 

My hearing stinks

 

No sense of smell

 

I look like hell

 

My mood is bad -- can you tell?

 

My body's drooping

 

Have trouble pooping

 

The Golden Years have come at last

 

The Golden Years can kiss my ***

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