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Yazmina

You know your somali when.............

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you know your Soamli when....

 

#You wear white socks with all your shoe's (even sandles)

#When the computer your sitting on is not yours

#when your kitchen cupboards are all loose

#when you have matching curtains and sofa covers

#when the main items on your shopping lists are BREAD, MILK AND CORNFLAKES.

#when you pronoune your P's as B's

#when you have a lot of wedding tapes in your house

#when your house is not colour co-ordinated

#when you think it's time for you to purchase an aeroplane ticket, because your son/daughter, is on the wrong side of the law.

#when you have a nice car (due to disability) because your 90 year old grandma has hurt her back --- but really she can do cartwheels

#when you turn up at weddings 3 hours late and still expect to get food

 

 

AIGHT,

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE ......HOPE THEY MADE YOU LOOOOOOL

 

PS- TRY AND ADD SOME ON TO THE LIST....

 

PEACE/LOVE

YAZMINA

1 LOVE TO ALL YOU SOMALI'S OUT THERE....

 

REMEMBER BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE! cwm1.gifcwm32.gif

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ARAWEELO   

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE SOMALI WHEN:

 

YOU TALK LOUD JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ON A LONG DISTANCE

 

YOU DO YOUR WEDDING RESERVATIONS DAYS BEFORE THE BIG DAY

 

YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST OF PPL INJURED IN YOUR FRIENDS CAR WHEN YOU HAVE NOT BEEN AT THE SCENE AT ALL

 

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YOU SHOW UP AT A WEDDING WHEN YOU ARE NOT INVITED

 

YOU PAY QABIIL FUNDRAISINGS TO SUPPORT YOUR CLAN MEMBERS

 

YOUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER SHOP

 

YOUR LIVING ROOM IS USED AS A BEDROOM

 

YOU VISIT SOMALI HOUSES WITHOUT NOTICE

 

YOU ARE 1 HOUR LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT

 

YOU STARE AT ANY SOMALI LOOKING FACE THAT YOU COME ACCROSS

 

YOU DRAG YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR AS YOU WALK INTO A BUILDING

 

MY FAVORITE ONE:

 

YOU SPIT & BLOW YOUR NOSE ON THE STREET CORNERS

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USE TOOTHPICK WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN AT RESTAURANTS

 

IF YOU CHASE YOUR 3 YEAR OLD SON AT THE MALL SCREAMING AND CURSING

 

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I MUST SAY I GET UPSET BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY I GO HOME PROUD

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Hibo   

You know you are Somali...

 

Well you shout "Akhyaareey far fariista baadi baa na gashee!" amidst the hundreds of japanese tourists in trafalgar square, central London.

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Hibo   

that was cute and mostly funny. but hey whatever we do and don't i'm just glad we are somalis. couldn't ask for more.as one of u said by the end of the day i go home cwm37.gif but i gotta say we are one funny ppl out there mansha'allah..

 

 

ones again thang god i'm somalian

 

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peace in the middle east.

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