wiil-waal Posted April 17, 2002 helo my fellow nomads Mailbox A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still, she had no mail, and the neighbor was confused. One minute later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd time, and again, she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her and said, "The Mailman won't be here for another 3 more hours, why do you keep on checking your mail?". The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer keeps on saying, "You've got mail...LOOOOL I hope u liked it WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 17, 2002 lol lol lol that's really funny. i don't know if u heard other blonde jokes but here are some i remember right now: 1.she thought that boyzIImen was a daycare center. 2.she missed bus 44 so she took bus 22 twice. 3.she got stabbed in a shootout. 4.she heard that most of the crimes are committed in homes so she moved out. 5.she told her boyfriend to meet her at the corner of "walk and don't walk" i think that's all i can remember for now, hope u like them. peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiil-waal Posted April 17, 2002 lool scorpion, that was funny i wonder why they have too many blond jokes, are they that dump here is another blond joke... ablond denied to give up a first class seat to go back to her economy seat. everyone tried to talk to her out of it,,but she kept saying no. after a while, the co-pilot said he will give it a try since he used to date a blond. he came to her and wispered on her ear, she huged him and thanked him and also went back to her economy seat the pilot asked him what he told her, that made her give up the seat and the co-pilot said that he told her that the first-class was not going to seatle..loooool WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mataan Posted April 17, 2002 loooooool @wiil-waal its funny joke... blondes are not that dump, they are really smart actually, but do u know why people cuss them. it is cos wixii wacan baa la caayaa... we somalis are the same... the minute they see you doing something good for yourself, they start talking behind your back. if they see a good looking somali girl, they will soon call her names and shit and spread unreal stories about her. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Motor Cycle Cruiser Posted April 18, 2002 Matan, sounds like you have been victimized many times over by those gossips. Keep smiling and turn the deaf ears to those gossips. It really works…lol.. Jokes about blondes have nothing to do with jealousy but rather it’s topic that has long fueled humor and comedy. It speaks to how favorably blondes are treated by men with power and money and how much they can get away with. It also speaks as to how most blondes are not intellectually measured like the rest of us, their looks are enough, they get a free pass in life, and rise to wealth and prestige easily, while the rest of use have to grind it out. Here is another one about a blonde who got a clerical job just for her looks so that her male boss can stare at her all day and admire her looks: Question: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive ------------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mataan Posted April 18, 2002 salaamz all bro motor cycle cruiser; u said it all, couldnt agree wid u more...and thanks for the advice. peace n love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 18, 2002 hey wiil waal this are some more blondes jokes that i gotten so hope u enjoy it: 1. What can Life Savers do that men cannot? Answer: Come in five flavors 2. What is the ultimate rejection? Answer: When your m*st*r*ating and your hand falls asleep 3. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? Answer: I told you to li*k my erection, not wreck my election. 4.What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it 5. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? Answer: A mobile sperm bank. 6. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? Answer: All you can eat for under a buck. . 7. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. 8. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around. 9. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. 10: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed? A. Because they don't have balls to scratch. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. this were some questions asked to a blonds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
