Funny Linux Distro's

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Lesbian GNU/Linux

http://www.lesbian.mine.nu

 

Lesbian GNU/Linux provides more than a pure OS: it comes with more than 10000 packages, precompiled software bundled up in a nice format for easy installation on your machine. It comes with a superior package management system called porn-get... Other features include:

-- porn.1 . manpage for porn

-- porn-get . almost as superior as apt-get

-- porn-cache . friend of porn-get

-- porn.conf . like the /etc/apt/sources.list of apt-get (1000 packages)

-- porn0701.conf . about 9000 new packages, lost due harddisk crash

-- porn-setup . make your own porn.conf (more than 28500 packages)

 

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BarbieOS 1.0

http://qrxx.4t.com/barbieOS.htm

 

is the result of almost a year's worth of marketing research into what pre-adolescent girls want in a mobile Linux solution aimed at being a desktop replacement. The studies included human interface interaction, real-world usability, and rich media analysis to determine where the needs of girls are not being served by current Linux or Microsoft solutions. Mattel discovered that many of the girls they interviewed had heard positive things about Linux and expressed some curiosity about it, but less than 1 percent had actually used a non-Microsoft operating system in the last 12 months. The researchers also concluded that restrictive EULAs, proprietary file formats, and digital rights management technologies were not popular with pre-adolescent females, and almost none were satisfied with the results of Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing Initiative during the last year.

 

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Microsoft Linux

http://www.mslinux.org/

 

provides all the power of the Linux Operating System with the ease of use you've come to expect from Microsoft Products. Microsoft Linux brings a new level of productivity to Linux, without sacrificing flexibility, performance, and control. In addition to features like My Home Directory and My Configuration, Microsoft Linux contains greatly improved support for Web and Enterprise development. With Microsoft Linux Enterprise Edition, you can create scalable multi-tier applications using our new Graphical User Interface Command-Line Technology (GUILT)?. Extend your productivity with optimized support for Internet Active-XWindows Technology and built-in Internet Xplorer web browser.