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Empire State Building Drinking

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Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the

Empire State

Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and


"You know last week I discovered that if you jump from

the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor,

the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that could happen!"

"No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove you."

He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and

plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the

10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets

the second man, who is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that

must've been a one-time fluke. That was scientifically impossible!"

"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th

floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen

that it works, so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony, plunges downward rapidly

passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...his body hits the sidewalk with a loud "splat."

Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head. He

says, "You know, Superman, you're a w*nker when you have a few drinks in you" :D:D


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lol very funny...


That trick works with penies only... throw a penny out the top of the Empire State building, because the wind is so strong it will cary it the balcony on the othe side of one the top floor.

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