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Drink at age...

17 ... Winecoolers

25 ... White wine

35 ... Red wine

48 ... Dom Perignon

66 ... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

 

Excuses for refusing dates at age...

17 ... Need to wash my hair

25 ... Need to wash and condition my hair

35 ... Need to color my hair

48 ... Need to have Francois color my hair

66 ... Need to have Francois color my wig

 

Favorite sport at age...

17 ... Shopping

25 ... Shopping

35 ... Shopping

48 ... Shopping

66 ... Shopping

 

Drug at age...

17 ... Shopping

25 ... Shopping

35 ... Shopping

48 ... Shopping

66 ... Shopping

 

Definition of a Successful Date at age...

17 ... "Burger King"

25 ... "Free meal"

35 ... "A diamond"

48 ... "A bigger diamond"

66 ... "Home alone"

 

Favorite fantasy at age...

17 ... Tall, dark and handsome

25 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money

35 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

48 ... A man with hair

66 ... A man

 

House pet at age...

17 ... Muffy the kitten

25 ... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat

35 ... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat

48 ... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat

66 ... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat

 

The ideal age to get married at age...

17 ... 17

25 ... 25

35 ... 35

48 ... 48

66 ... 66

 

Ideal date at age...

17 ... He offers to pay

25 ... He pays

35 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning

48 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids

66 ... He can chew breakfast

 

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Originally posted by TechBoy:

Drink at age...

17 ... Winecoolers

25 ... White wine

35 ... Red wine

48 ... Dom Perignon

66 ... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

 

Favorite sport at age...

17 ... Shopping

25 ... Shopping

35 ... Shopping

48 ... Shopping

66 ... Shopping

 

Drug at age...

17 ... Shopping

25 ... Shopping

35 ... Shopping

48 ... Shopping

66 ... Shopping

 

Definition of a Successful Date at age...

17 ... "Burger King"

25 ... "Free meal"

35 ... "A diamond"

48 ... "A bigger diamond"

66 ... "Home alone"

 

Favorite fantasy at age...

17 ... Tall, dark and handsome

25 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money

35 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain

48 ... A man with hair

66 ... A man

 

The ideal age to get married at age...

17 ... 17

25 ... 25

35 ... 35

48 ... 48

66 ... 66

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I can't believe I have to wait til i am 48 to have a Dom Perignon...

 

I gotta say most of it true, at least for me... ;););)

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