Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspiration Posters

[silent-sistah]

*Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

 

 

 

*If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

 

 

 

*Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

 

 

 

*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

 

 

*Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Istupudhity

 

 

 

*A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

 

 

 

*Plagiarism saves time.

 

 

 

*If at first you don't succeed, try management.

 

 

 

*Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

 

 

 

*TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

 

 

 

*The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

 

 

*Never underestimate the power of very Istupidh people in large groups.

 

 

 

*We waste time, so you don't have to.

 

 

 

*Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

 

 

 

*Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

 

 

 

*A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

 

 

 

*When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

 

 

 

*INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

 

 

 

*Succeed in spite of management.

 

 

 

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

 

^------- ma fav

[Warrior of Light]

[Iffah]

Originally posted by silent-sistah:

*Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

 

 

*A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

 

*Plagiarism saves time.

 

*Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

 

 

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

 

^ I like these...

[Nur]

Great wisdom

 

But I heard this one differently:

 

 

" When goings get tough, women go shopping"

 

 

Nur

[Intuition]

Looooooool, aaah sooo true. Shopping...just the thought of it brings me comfort lol. I've seen this weird one posted in a few work places;

 

"God set sent me to earth to do a certain amount of tasks. At the rate i'm going i'm so far behind I'll never die"

 

Wasalaam

[Valenteenah.]

LoL...

 

*Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Istupudhity...

 

Good one.