Hargeysa Flex

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  1. I.m glad that u all like the story and its true happend this summer. Lefty u give me jokes walaahi wha did u say somali farax taking female passport with hijab hahahaha thats funny walaahi 1 love all and Bless From Flex http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=reply;f=5;t=000253
  2. Ala haahahaahh i think i will laugh in bed when i.m about to sleep dayum this is funny. This Americans says everything is Al-Qaede a house burn down they say it was Al-Qaeder. Walaahi they make proppa fass about it. Gun Shotz London massive
  3. haahhahah that was a good one walaalo Jag garvar som fan. Big up Tensta Boyz one lov
  4. Ismahaan walaahi thank u for the jokes u made u realy made me laugh hard shit u are good i cant stop laughing. And the ones i lov most was Where have u been all my life? hidding from u. Hahahaha dayum thats some sick shit. Wha would u say if i asked u to marry me? Nothing i cant talk and laugh sametime. hahaahha i cant stop walaalo this is funny shit
  5. Sheeko ka dhacdeey somalia 2002 summer. Waxaa timiid gabaadh inaan yar u 12 jiir aa wadaata eey kalaa timiid germany. Gabadhoo weey cadahaay inaanka yarna waa somali eey korsateey. Markeey iis tidhii somalia ka bax u ku labo germany baa lugo qabteey airport somalia u laa idhii inaankan yar maa dhaliin adigo ee waa ida kaligaa baxdiid. Gabaadhi yaab weey isko naxdeey, waxbaa weey sameeyn karii weydeey markaas kaligeed beey ku labateey germany iyado xanaaqsan :mad: Ki yaraa ba lagaa xadeey passport. Waxaa ka xadeey niin ila 30-35 years old jiraa u bidar weyn le u aad u dheer u la idhaado Jamac Bidar. Gadhkii bu Jamac iska soo jareey dhaar ciyaal bu xidhaay nac nac qorii bu afka gashadeey Kofiyad bu bidarti ku qarsheey inaan yar u 12 jiir a bu isko ekeysiyeey. Airport somalia hortaa wu dhafeey markii dubai la soo gadheey bu sigaar qabteey. Maxaan sameyaa bu iis idhii :confused: Intoo iska eegey askarti bu sigar banaanka ku soo yaraa cabeey. Isagoo nugeyaa sigarki bu askari arkeey. Kuwi kale bu u yedheey wexeey idhaahden adigo 12 jiir aa sigaar maxaa ku geyeey. Wuxu ku hadlaa bu wayeey Jamac bidar. Somalia iya lugo celiyeey Bidar. Ps: Don't ever smoke near a police officer if u are hidding something
  6. Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive
  7. Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive
  8. Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive
  9. Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive
  10. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives
  11. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives
  12. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives
  13. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives
  14. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because train the person and if u like it u stay with it init? So i think it's un smart to marry someone u haven't teast before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my London Mali people
  15. Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because train the person and if u like it u stay with it init? So i think it's un smart to marry someone u haven't teast before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my London Mali people