QalQaali
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Salaams
Hmmmmmm
That s a tuf 1.
I gues it depends on how u feel about each other.
yeah and trust s important in a logdestance realtionship.
Peace
Q
(ruux kaa maqan oo meel fug jira miyaa malab loo tufaa)(dono the lyrical player)
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Wlc MiSs_PriceLeSs 2 de family.
hmmmmmmm
lemme think
U can the donkey to the river but u can't force the donkey to drink(GeelJire)
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Salaams Y'll
IF u like the guy i am sure ur brother woun't mind although their realtionship woun't be de same.
Lakked sxb before u ''UN Brother'' BArwaaqo, lemme shukaanso her man..lol coz if she aint ur sister i wount have a chance to go to her house and check her out..lol
Light humer
(Kabadhka iyo sariirtana dadkaa i siiyay,Gambadhaka iyo Birqaabkana waan soo amaahaday, hadii aya nin doontana aniga u jooge bal amuurtan eega)
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Luvly u.
A word of advice don't fixed it if it ian't broken..
Ladies u always want more then u have that s ur problem.
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Kuma gabine Hay goyne am kuma guhaadsheen ee(Faysal cumar Mushteeg)
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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one
day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she
must speak with the president of the bank to open a
savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered her into the president's office (the customer
is always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much she would
like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped
the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came
by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm
surprised you're carrying so much cash around.
"Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you
$25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.
You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take
my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my
balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there
is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with
me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president. That night,
the president got very nervous about the bet and spent
a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there
was absolutely no way his balls were square and that
he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little
old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's
office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see. The president did. The little old lady peered
closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel
them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly
banging his head against the wall. The President asked
the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your
lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that
at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's
president's balls in my hand."
hehehehehehehehehehehe
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ok. Salaams my nomad baeutfull bown somalian sisters
I just wanted to ask, Why do somalian ladies change so much after marridge?
Their attetude
Their apperance
Pls be good to ur Men, and when u find that perfact guy treat him well.
Marridge scares me now due to what i've seen and heard from frnds..lool :confused:
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LooooooooooooooL
That s so funny man......
Can you imagine Bin Laden sending an email to Bush.
Car Car Car fur my email...lol
Shiiiiiiiiidh.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
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U shouldn't be a shame of what god gave u. As long as u have phat azz then u r good to go girl.
respact to all my Sister with (Kun Laba Kun)..lol
((Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind))
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nuune sxb am sori if that didn't worjk 4 u try this link bro.
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Salams
MrJibril.
Waryaa Sidee Ilaahay kuu galay.
Yarka Midbaa Tabeelaysay tolow.
Mise Midbaa Ku tuftay(aheey ah ) (Bi i waa Mr Jibril)
Lemme tell u somein aight. Somalian women/girls are the Finest Sisters around aight. If u had bad Experiance with 1 or 2 of them That doesn't mean they all bad bro.
So Sit down on ur own and rethink about what u have said in puplic.
Somalian Princess (Alow Naa Daa)(alow Noo Barakee) (alow inra bada ku jirtana ka soo saar)..lol Peace
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Zuuuuup felow Nomads
This is a song which a islamic convert wrote and sang. Check it out .
alow sahal amuura
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Zuuuuup felow Nomads
i know this is the joke(ila qosol) area but this is a must hear song.
This is a song which a islamic convert wrote and sang. Check it out .
alow sahal amuura
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Guys if u get a chance this is good read and i find it bit funny.
Much love My nomad family and Eid Mubarak
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Dear. Sir
I know that this letter may come to you as a suprise.I got your contact address from the Internet while I was searching for a busines partner.
My name is MR HASSAN MOHAMMED.the Bill and Exchange(assistant) Manager of the AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ANNEX) ,Ouagadouguo Burkina Faso.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD$22.300.000 (TWENTY TWO MILLION THREE HUNDRED U.S.A DOLLARS). In an account that belongs to this our foreign customer who died along with his wife and and children in the plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and my colleague in the department now decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 33% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account.2% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 65% would be for me and my colleague, after which we shall
visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
To enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as we arranged,you will furnished me with a good receving account detail where the money will be transfered into,your private tel and fax number for easy communication.
Upon receipt of the above mentioned, I will send to you by fax or e-mail a text of the application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance Department,for easy execution of the transaction.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for this transaction.
Please I would like you to keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that we are Bank officials.
Your promt response will be highly appreciated.
Yours Sincerely,
HASSAN MOHAMMED(MR)
BILL AND EXCHANGE (ASSIST.)MANAGER,AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ANNEX) ) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,
OFFSHORE OFFICE,OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO.
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Nuune..lol.. walaahi i was Laughing my head of sxb Thxz for the joke. dhuusomarreeb roob kamaba da'ayo daruurana maba lahan,caad iyo kuleel baa raaxada ka qaaday.
...loooooooooooooooooooooool
Lefty.
Dhuuso mareeeb= while agoI hard when trevalers are passing through the town they use to buy somein called (SHUBURO) which make ppl fart :eek: ..lol
That s what i heard from a wise old man.
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Salaaaaaaaams My Nomad Famly.. :cool:
What is the difference between men and women?
lemme inlight u in a humer way.
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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Damn!. it is so sad and Tru.
Am i glad that Somaliland is peacefull and harmony.
I hope somalia will flow suit.
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DR SEUSS ON AGING
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ***
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U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS (FEMALE) WHERE SOCKS WITH SUMMER
SHOES IN
THE WINTER.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A CAR AND BECOME UR FAMILIES PERSONAL
TAXI
SERVICE
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$ ON UR WEDDING FOOD AND THERE'S
STILL NOT
ENOUGH TO GO ROUND
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$$ ON UR WEDDING, INVITE EVERYONE
AND U
STILL GET DISSED
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U USE CIRCULATED WEDDING TAPES FOR LOCATING
POTENTIAL
WIVES/HUBBIES
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A COLLECTION OF WEDDING TAPES THAT
DON'T
BELONG TO U OR KNOW THE PPL.
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U'R ASKED TO ACT AS A COMMUNITY DHL SERVICE
WHEN U
TRAVEL
U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS THINK 'HABEEN BaR' STARTS AT 7PM
U KNOW THEY'R SOMALI THEN THEY HAVE A YELLOW STREAK ON THIER TEETH
You u r somali when u visit Duncan-donuts at least ones a day for
no
particular reasons...
.You know u r somali when Duncan donuts turns into a somali
congress.
You u r somali when ur best pick up line is (allah walaal or abaayo
maa
soomaliyad baad tahay)as if he didn't know lol.
You know u r somaliwoman when u dress to impress on weddings(lovely
colors
huh lol).
You know u r somali when ur neighbors start complaining about loud
noises
coming from ur apartment(whats up with the noisy guests lol)
You know u r somali when ur girlfriend asks *so dear which qabiil
do u
belong to??!)
You know ur somali when u chew anywhere,anytime under any weather.
You know u r somali when people ask u 'how come u look
different???straight
hair,nose,complexion.
You know u r somali when ur uncle thinks somalis r the best people
on this
planet educatiowise,milatarywise,civilizationwise.
You know u r somali when u think that somaliwomen r the most
beautiful
women on this earth.
You know u r somali when our women hate us so much to the extent
when u
greet them they think automatically think u want to jump into bed
with
them.
You know ur somali when ur sick and ur grandmother thinks that u
have jin
on you and she starts the cuud thing.
You know you are a Somali Man when you tell a female you attended
her
mother's wedding and three seconds later you ask for a date.
You know you are a Somali man when your day and night is switched.
You know you are a Somali when you think that
everyone is conspiring to get the Somalis.
You know you are a Somali when you have more than
one identity.
you know you're Somali when you spend a lot of £ in your wedding
and the
next day you're looking for someone to lend you some money.
you know you're Somali when your mom in law rules your house.
you know you're Somali when you favourite places to go out are
rewayad,
aros and moonlighting
you know you're Somaliguy when you go out with a female once and
the next
day you tell every person you meet that you slept with her.
you know you're Somaliguy when you stand in frontdoor of rewayada
without
having any money trying to use the back door.
you know you're Somaliguy when you best bickup line is what is the
time
wallalow.
Your a somali man when you your chat up line is " i've seen you
before
somewhere"
u know u somali when you say chuventus and cherry instead of
juventus and
jerry.
u know u somali when u say batatoes instead of patatoes
u know u somali woman when u say to the DSS that u ain't got a
husband yet
evry year u producing like a rabbit...funny though how all the
children
carry the same last name and u wear jalabib (excuse my spelling)
u know ur somali girl when ur parents think u the sweetest girl in
the
world...what can i say...looks can be deceptive
u know u a somali guy when chewing chat is the highlight of ur life
u know u somali when u have been in a foriegn country ei england
for 10 yrs
yet u still need someone to transalte letters for u
u know u somali elder when u go to school on how to learn sewing
u know u somali man if u tall dar and skinny
u know u a somali women if u fat, short...and never stop
complaining.
u know u somali elder when another muslim man is not good enough to
marry
your daughter, but a somali who chews chad and got nothing going
for him in
general is a better candidate.
u know u somali man when u have a wife in each continent.
u know u r a somaliwoman when u complain about money shortage yet
again can
afford an expansive visit to the hair salon.
u know u r a somaliman when u wear the same out fit throughout the
whole
year,winter,summer.....
u know u r somaliguy when u like a girl yet can't confess ur love
to her
instead u fantisies about her.
u know ur somaliwoman when u enjoy turning down a farax after a
farax.
u know ur a somaliman when ur wife beats u.
u know ur a somali when u don't give a damned about how many
calories are
in ur food.
u know ur somali when u eat bariis or pasta atleast ones a day.
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LoooooooooL.. Waaaaaah Waaaah waxaasaa Majaajilo ah. Sidaan u qoslaayay ayaan Jar ka dhici gaadhay..lol
Eeeyaa Cambaro LuuuL That was Funny walaahi.
Thxz Walaalo.
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Guyz check this out.
You know you are Somali guy when you wear white sox with
every pair of shoes.
You know you are Somali when you wear the most
expensive clothes in school, but never have any lunch money
You know you are Somali when you had 30-50 days off sick
from work this year
You know you are Somali when you have relatives whose names
consist of repeated syllables like "Ina farax qararaclah"
read it in Somali
"in farah dhogdhoglah?.? Mine by the way was "Ina
Abdullah duffley"
You know you are Somali when your daily meal consists of
laxox, pasta and baris.
You know you are Somali think your qabil (tribe) is the
best in the world.
You know you are Somali your day starts at 7pm and
ends at 7am
You know you are Somali guy when your best night out is
going to mafrish
You know you are Somali guy when your jeans hang from your
ankle (Ghetto style) or from your chest (Italian style as
some one told me).
You know you are Somali girl when you think guys from other
cities or countries are better or more mature than the home
based. (Every body thinks the grass is greener in the other
side)
You know you are Somali girl when you think that every
Somali man you meet likes you.
You know you are Somali when you celebrate your
birthday twice a year.
You know you are Somali upon seeing your follow
countryman or women you feel insecure.
You know you are Somali when the gusts for weddings arrive
@ 1 am and the bride and the groom arrive @ 3am
You know you are Somali when upon meeting another
Somali you try to find out what village they're from
You know you are Somali when you deny being Somali by
saying my parents are from Somalia but am (British,
Kanatian, American)
You know you are Somali guy when your best chat line is
wallalo ma Somali ba tahay (No am Chinese)
You know you are Somali when upon meeting another
Somali you try to find out what tribe they?re from
You know you are Somali when you're related to
everyone
You know you are Somali when your parents call each other
"A- ya heh?
You know you are Somali when you have four or five
income support books/welfare books
You know you are Somali when you greet your elders by
kissing their hands or forehead.
You know you are Somali when you follow your parents' house
rules even if you are over 18.
You know you are Somali when you live with your
parents until and at times even after you're married.
You know you are Somali when you decorate your living room
as the same as your friends house.
You know you are Somali when you eat with your hands when
you are at home only.
You know you are Somali when you think a meal is not a meal
without banana.
You know you are Somali when your parents listen to the BBC somali
7pm news
You know you are Somali when you know someone with the same
last name and people would assume you were related
You know you are Somali when you get a new job or its the
start of a new semester and your parents ask if there are
any other Somali that work there or are in any of your
classes
You know you are Somali when your parents enjoy
comparing you to their friends' kids
You know you are Somali when your last name is one of the
following, Jama, Farah, Hussein, Abdullah
You know you are Somali when you have 500 family
members, and you don't know half of them
You know you are Somali when your parents tell you to turn
off all the lights in your house in order to save money
You know you are Somali when your parents say, "Don't
forget your heritage."
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4 the Guyz
If You love some 1 and that person dont give a F*** about u.. Just say the fellow words, Just like magic they will fall for u like mad.
it works every time....lol
Lagu qaad (Ikraaneey) The name of the person
Lagu qabay naasaha
Nafta mawdku kaa qaad
Qun yar kaama socotee
Sakaradku kugu qooq :eek:
Lagu keen qiyaamaha.
Peace MY NOMAD Family!
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If you can only pick one word to describe yourself, what will it be?
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The name says it all ~~~~~QALQAALI~~~~~
Sonkor+Malab=Duqus