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  1. Lool yeah very Cushtic too ...well that too sis .. smile.gif Im sure when you look in the mirror you have nothing but shear satisfaction and pride in how tailor-made it was for you..*wink Wink**

  2. Found this amusing ....


    I know how to please a woman.

    Then please leave me alone.


    I want to give myself to you.

    Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.


    May I see you pretty soon?

    Don't you think I'm pretty now?


    You look like a dream.

    Go back to sleep.


    I can tell that you want me.

    Yes, I want you to leave.


    Hey, baby, what's your sign?

    Do not enter. or Stop.


    I'd go through anything for you.

    Let's start with your bank account.


    May I have the last dance?

    You've just had it.


    I would go to the end of the world for you.

    Yes, but would you stay there?


    Your place or mine?

    Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.


    Your body is like a temple.

    Sorry, there are no services today.


    Is this seat empty?

    Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


    What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

    What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?


    Haven't I seen you someplace before?

    Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.


    Your hair color is fabulous.

    Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.


    If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing

  3. With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance:

    MIRRORCILLIN - A 50ml dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.

    STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.

    COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

    LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non-relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me any more'.

    PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.

    MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

    WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit.

    BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.

  4. 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.


    2. If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.


    3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.


    4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.


    5. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?


    6. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.


    7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.


    8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.


    9. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.


    10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.


    11. When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.


    12. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived

  5. Xamdiya walalo- Your right to certain extent when you say there are men out there who don’t listen to their women and always take them for granted and I have seen a lot of them too at work. The reason why I have asked the question is that I have seen over the years a lot of men bashing around here which has made me to prompt off this debate. Men usually do work hard even in dead end jobs to help the hungry n the homeless in Africa. He can’t afford to stay away from the dead end job because the fact remains without him they would starve to death and maybe even homeless. Most girls here don’t often have to suffer so much helping out their families back home although I’m sure there are some who do so. That often leaves a lot of time on their hands to better themselves education wise and ofcouse work wise too. In most cases too its the men who support the little ones while going through school and college and make sure their kids get a real education rather than him doing so. So it’s not so nice to pass the back that easy when the guy works a dead end job or does get abetter standard of education.


    Xafsa- A man who doesn’t have any motivation sometimes is a real pain but at the same time if he doesn’t have any then someone has to be smart enough to encourage him and who else other than the ever so lovely sister, mom or wife to do that. If that don’t work then I would say it’s a waste of time too.


    I saw an episode in technology thread (Where are the educated and professional men?) that tells why I was prompted to ask the question. Try reading and see what afew of the ladies here say about their men folk.

  6. Scop Sis I do not have any baggage as you suggested, its just a simple topic to see what everyone has to say about the issue. My conclusions as to the question would be reserved until such time I will have something to say about it.


    Bachelor - I would say you are right in the sense that behind every happy man is ahappy woman/family hence it having an effect in how well he does.


    Everybody has an opinion and has every right to air them out. So lets have more pros and cons for the question.

  7. There is no such thing as blaming someone here rather asking a genuine question that needs some serious imput. Its asking whether Our ladies support their men as much as they should or not! Simple try to understand the question and answer it accordingly.

  8. A word support and a little endearment helps motivate him rather than mostly dish out the negative criticisms. Living with your family should be a partnership rather than an individual fight for survival and that goes to the ones who say an ambitionless guy is more of a water carrier. If the ladies can’t support their men then there is no point in ever becoming a couple or even a family.

  9. They say behind every successful man is a woman. Does this statement sound true when it comes to Somali men? So far there has been a lot said about this faraax and that faraax, that guy in a factory job and this uneducated guy.


    Could it be that there is not enough encouragement from our women and that they don’t bring the best out of their through support. Hence the apparent failures.

  10. Manala - You are most welcome sis and yeah why would you be number 3. You either one or not:) smile.gif

    Hey Mujahid great fantasist I would say but great choices too ofcouse.


    Hey Kool - Well any man would be flirtered here and I would say common gal ***In Somali english** "LAAASS GOOO"

  11. Guys and gals I need to see real occasions from this. Are your emails on fire or not?..I need to be able to tell my grand children that I initiated an ubforgetable cupids corner that gave my fellow Nomads their first "Virtual" kids. How about it folks... work that magic now :D

  12. Well looks like we got Germans V Brazil Final but then again Turks may have a say too....


    Wonder who will win! Cant guess anymore.. as strange things have happened.

  13. Lool Mrs Ninxoon now thats aclassic one.. :D It could work I think seing to it that Baydan is ready and willing to iron out what she thinks isnt good about the brother.


    Barwaaqo what can I say me think its awin win situation all the way :cool:

    Nova woow me very flirtered sister and yeah wouldnt it be nice to fight what you want in life ;)


    Btw folks how about you give reasons as to why they are compatible....?