Funny funny. I saw a black movie: soul plane <<< there was a part where a blind old guy compliments a near by female passenger, and goes sniff sniff, dammmmn you smell good what is it you wearing? Victoria Don't Tell Nobody. lol. He was too ghetto, he forgot the "Secret" part its supposed to be Victoria Secret, he instead said V--- don't tell nobody>>>> sooooooo funnyyy. Sijue smell the secret muzei she doesn't want to go out with you

Have any of you girls witnessed this new phrase at the clubs? Ethio and black guys whispering to your ear <> I do not normally go to clubs, but had old friends visiting my neck of the wood few weeks ago. We ended up at a club, I have never felt out of place. All the Somali girls looking like Beyonce, doing the Uh Oh Uh Oh dance. :eek: As the night progressed an Ethio guy came over, and when I said No Thanks, he said << Don't worry i'm not Somali >> I was so shocked, wanted to spit on his raw meat eating, cannibal face. It made me wonder if our girls give it easily to non Somalis? Sumcad xumada ina haysataa maxay tahay? We go for Ajanabi because they won't tell nobody? they'r not associated with Somalis, so who cares? Is that how things are done lately? Someone please inform me. I am an old school.

George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. >After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his >hand, and George asks him what his name is? > >"Billy" > > And what is your question, Billy? > > "I have three questions: First - Why is the USA invading Iraq >without the support of the UN?; Second- Why are you President when >Al Gore got more votes?; and third - Whatever happened to Osama Bin >Laden?" > > Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. Bush informs the >kiddies that they will continue after recess. > > When they resume George says, "Okay where were we? Oh that's >right-question time. Who has a question?" > > A different little boy puts up his hand, George points him out and >asks him what his name is. > > "Johnny" > > And what is your question, Johnny? > > "I have five questions; First - Why is the USA invading Iraq >without the support of the UN?; Second- Why are you President when >Al Gore got more Votes?; Third - What the hell ever happened to >Osama Bin Laden?; Fourth- Why did the damn recess bell go off 20 >minutes early?; and Fifth- What the f*#* happened to Billy?"

Shaqo la'aanta idin haysa waynaa! Focus on the show, not the dude. Its all about the game, he may hugged a lesbian, or drunk a wine, so what? Who said Somalis should all behave the same? you'r a homophobic? <<>>> Don't expect others to be like you. Mideeda kale, why do you people assume every Somali is Muslim? Even if Ahmed is Muslim as his name suggests whatever he does is between him and Allah. He's there to play a game and win it too. So beat it.

What happened to the original link www.somaliaonline.com? Why does the message "We'r moving to a new server" come up? While everyone can still access the site thru search engines! SOL is sending some of us to Duurka. I kept thinking the site was down for real, until a friend told me it was not. :confused: >>>Why fix it if it ain't broken<<<

Everything posted above me sounds a made up love story. Back then most of the marriages were arranged. We all know that. Be real. My mom was 13 playing Gariir, when the grown ups in her family was celebrating for her wedding.

shit man, my Soomaalinimo is in doubt. I got 48% too. I don't have more then 50 first cousins, and no none in my family or myself wears 50lb gold earings to weddings, and no i'm not told to put olive oil on my head when i've a headache. Gr8 Quiz

This was definitely a personal decision he made. And I gave the dude the benefit of the doubt by saying that perhaps he didn't relish ME seeing HIM in that position, although I really couldn't care much less. It's a legal livin' I was checking him out while he was bagging for the lady in front of me, but it was definitely not in a disdainful way. In fact, I'm pretty sure I smiled at him, I was trying to read his name tag. I probably would have said Asalam Alaykum when he handed me the bag but he disappeared, or so I thought. It hit me when I saw that he had stepped back, then stepped back to the register for the next white lady. I'm inclined to think he didn't want to pack MY bag out of some ridiculous sense of pride.

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other .

Last evening I went to one of the better supermarkets in my town. I frequent this market - no big deal. However, my mind was slightly blown yesterday. There was a white lady in front of me, a white lady behind me, an asian girl at the register and a Somali guy packing the bags. Of course I noticed the Somali guy. Anyway, I happened to take notice that he was not there to pack my bag, the cashier did it. However, as I stepped away from the register, sure enough, he WAS there. He had stepped away, against the wall when it came time to pack my bag. Some quick thoughts ocurred to me so I looked directly at him although he didn't look at me. I lingered a bit and sure enough he stepped back to the register to pack the next customer's bag (a white lady). I'm not one to make a scene but I was tempted to question him. Then it quickly ocurred to me that perhaps he was embarrassed, so I let it go. What do you think?

<<MEN with NO TABLE MANNERS>>>> Why do they eat with their mouth open? Chewing on both jaws like a Camel? War Cuntada Tartiib u cuna, Iimaanka alla idinka qaadi waayee. Some of them bib inloo xiro bay u baahan yihiin, oo cunada bay isku daadshaaan sidi caruurtii.

Its in style these days. You'r an old fashion. j/k This happens alot in the Mali community. They rush into marriage before the belly gets bigger and noticable. What they don't know is that Naag uur Leh lama Nikaaxi karo ilaa inta ay ka dhasho mooyee. They don't do another Nikaax after the baby is born, they continue living as a husband and wife, and keep having more and more *******s / Garacyo.

I don't mind eating Muufo, Canjeero & Rooti with my hand. But Baasto & Bariis? uh oh.. Besides, when it comes to GACAN its OK if its my own plate, & no other fingers are touching my food. Do you know that Hepatitis C, is transmitted through the saliva? Its not about Western iska yeel yeel, some people just don't like the idea.

Whats with the Negativism? **shakes her head** My words are deliberately twisted infront of my eyes. Khaaf Rabak. As offensive as it may sound from your part, its not my problem if you'r doubting my sincerity. My intensions weren't to pick (as some little girls here suggested) or flirt with you. Nor did I wanted to private message a genuine, harmless request like this that anyone who is interested in could take advantage of. Logging off now. This thread is closed.

SCWW brother Sophist. I'm impressed with your good command of the English language & the Shakespearean writing techniques. Was wondering {if time permits} you could start a thread or use this one to teach and give tips on how to expand the vocabulary & write efficiently.

The racism card does not apply here. This is a culture&morale issue. Its funny how Somali women respect and honour other men. Her feminism views from Oprah & Dr.Phil shows are strictly applied for Somali men only. WHY? Why is she a complete RAALIYA to foreigners? {TO ALL THE PROS: Don't bring the "THEY'R GIVING WHAT THEY GET IN RETURN argument.} Most of them are in an abusive relationship. He cheats on her, and she still washes his feet, he gives her a black eye and she's thinking: once you go black you can't go back & sucks it up. Worst part is that those women can't express themselves as much as they could in their 1st language {yacni kuma jaq jaqlayn karto} Markaas bay Somali Caayaysaa :mad:

Are we loosing the Faith/Imaan&Diin? Woman Stabbed To Death In Apartment POSTED: 6:48 am EST March 31, 2004 UPDATED: 1:24 pm EST March 31, 2004 COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Police said a woman was stabbed to death by her husband early Wednesday morning at an apartment in South Columbus, NewsChannel 4 reported. Ayan Mohamed, 23, was stabbed in the chest inside a second-floor apartment at 860 Greenfield Dr. Abdi O. Duale, 33, was taken into custody. Police said Duale (pictured, left) lives at the apartment where the stabbing occurred and was Mohamed's husband. Police said the incident probably stemmed from a domestic dispute. Duale was charged with murder. A teenager was found shot to death in the same building last month, NewsChannel 4 reported. Three suspects face charges in the teen's death. The two alleged murders are not related, NewsChannel 4 reported. Stay with NewsChannel 4 and nbc4columbus.com for more information.

Thought the link was an article from a reliable source. Not from a bunch of Somali boys from blckplanet. W'up with Somali girl's addiction to blck men these days? It saddens me to see them walk on the streets freely holding hands, thinking she's on top of the world. Besides, midii madow raacdaba maxay ragga Somalida u caysaa? :mad:

There was a time I brought home a guy I very much liked to meet the family. Before that day I've not witnessed my 2 brothers and a sister getting a good kick and laugh out of anything the way they did. I'm dark skinned, he was blue black. I was told I could've done better. I swear he was handsome in my eyes, but Cuqdad bay iga gasheen madobanti. Naa ma adigii Madoobaa baa Mid Dhuxula sii keensatay Anyways, thats how my Light skin male hunting mission started. I married one and my baby is still dark I don't let her play outside in the summer when the sun is at its highest.

LOL. What is she talking about? Somebody demands an apology.

Well, how old were you, when you woke up and discovered the keys to life? I'm one of those who always wanted to be older. When I was younger, I would hang out at times with the older girls. I would make it a point to listen to discussions that my parents had with some of their friends on the political issues of the day. I was always older than my years. I liked older people, they seemed to have it going on. My ex was even 8 years older than me. But, that's another story…for another day. However, if I would have to pick an exact age, I would have to pick the age of 27. To me, that's when the lights came on, and my brain was home.

This is what happens when you don't keep your husband tired and happy at home(Period) Eid Mubarak.

What's up with this huge English debate? 1st Lady, is there some kind of a law that says there can't be any kind of "Big Words" in the forum? Incase you have not noticed this is an intellectual debate corner, not a high school popularity contest as your piece suggests. If you got issues with this individual you should've PM-ed him. Puhleeeeseee, stop crying out loud.

Flying Still, Naag Africa laga keenaayo wax kastoo loo dhigo Luul buu la yahaye, abtigaa inta lacagta u dhaqaalaysid, qofta 1 sofa & 1 love seat ooga soo qabo Saturday garage sales ka.

You go ahead and marry him anyways. Only you know whats best for you.