Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Rejoice! You Curvy “Bistoolo Waving†xalimos!. Eat Something you Qaliirs!! A new study by some cadaan folks have found that: “Curvy women are more likely to live longer than their slimmer counterparts, researchers have found†it continued, “Women with a hip measurement smaller than 40 inches, or a size 14 would not have this protection, they said. The researchers say hip fat contains a beneficial natural anti-inflammatory". Did I not know them Bistoolos will be of benefit somehow to these Xalimos!. Well drink Champagne!! 20+ years of study has proven something. Read on Ladies. Bistoolos
  2. Chekmate, walaalo with all due respect, the article didn’t help me in any way!, if anything It even confused me more. Part of the reason is my inability to read and understand af somali. I could read it(of course like someone who is suffering from a horrible disease, but none the less read I can!), laakin comprehending and bringing that reading to a meaningful and understandable conclusion, is a challenge. I believe one of the major problems Dawaco and myself included are facing, is the in -ability to read (well) and comprehend the complex poetry and historical writings of the Somalis of yesteryears. Thereby making it very impossible for many of us to know the history of our beloved motherland. I believe (in my very own humble opinion), for the young people to learn history of the country, someone (Not you), has to Translate this long articles to English. Or at the very least, it should be written in simple Somali
  3. Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx Fantastic!!
  4. Voice and appearances have been altered to protect the reformed from backlash You know UD, shes gonna have to wait THIRTY years before we can reveal this 'Deep Throat'. Khaleido,Praise? She calls it 'All in a days work'
  5. What better compliment is there for woman than her piety and intellect instead of her curves! Yo Pops! Quit tripping Maynnnn!! For an Old Playa like you, You very well know, You first compliment her curves then her intelect and piety and all that goody goody ish. Come on Pops!
  6. Low Blows Afro,...those were reminants of a character assasination plot masterminded and poorly executed by a militant fem alliance back in the day. Oh come on,they werent thaaaat Bad. Well!..err ummm...aa *scrach head* ,Actually, According to a former member of that group [Now a reformed, obedient and childbearing housewife mind you!]They were part of a militant neo feminist clandestine group that was out to assassinate your character, discredit you and the entire male species.
  7. P.s. It's back to business as usual Phew!, That was a close one Man. Here i was thinking, You will become all sissy and leave your Neanderthalic,Babaric,Chauvanistic Guards dowN. I was almost about to mourn and yell. "Hell[to] The Chief"! close one dude! Btw, You are one heck Good sport. One of the few i would say whose 1000posts made 'Actual-Virtual or is it 'Virtual Actual' sense,eitherways, I have fun reading your crap.
  8. Why don't you crack yourself down, preferably into a wall And Look like Jim Carey from Liar!Liar!?(Where he Bangs himself against the Wall). Dude!,Dont wanna spoil this Image Here,Word! Btw,How have You been?,Been a while,still smoking the Mary Jane?
  9. wallee there is a lot of truth to this statement. See,Nova? straight from the Horse's(or is it Damer?)Mouth...
  10. ^Hes implying That people in an induced negative mood are more likely to form a critical negative view
  11. ^Dear easy on the somali dee. if i see three lines following, i get confused. But if i got ur Q correctly, i believe i added the disclaimer 'Or so i have heard'(coutesy of Nuune,Checkmate,Qac Et al ), Nothing i Experienced, and if i did,she sure will go to JAIL. You may wanna ask em.
  12. I'll narrate how I vision my life of aristocracy, riches and a thousand eligible bachelors at my doorstep later LoooooL. Walle this is a classic case of 'W.I.C.S' Me? i beleive i would have been a succesful owner of a super DUKAAN. The general dollar store kinda Dukaan, where OMO,Saliid,Dacas,Mamalato,Baasto,Baris,Needles,Threads(dun?),Sonkor,Cusbo and Clothes all on one rack. Id prolly be married to 2 wives. I'd Also be selling Contra ban Gasoline,Basicaly id have been a shady BusinessMan.classic rags to riches example would have been me. you know the type with Bakoorad and Bragging about his trials and triumphs! Yap that woulda have been Me:D OH. WICS =WAN IS CAJIBIYE SYNDROME Nova . My freind ,Boyesos were a Blessing for many a Teenage Farax, or so i have heard. so theres indeed a silver lining after all in that dark cloud
  13. ^Its not a song! Its the Anthem!.Wazzup with that Khaleido? Indeed, isku tiirsada somalis! So,The Blue Flag revolution starts in earnest????
  14. Somerican, What do you consider GAY tendencies? Looking,Acting,talking(and taking it) Plus swinging like a woman equates gay/feminine tendecies. Crying(for the wrong reasons) is quite feminine. Period
  15. What is the obssesion with the beach here. You prolly need a lil word defination 101 right about now. Aight,ama be nice and help a nigga out. The two most important words here are: OBSSESION ,you used this word, the meaning: A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion the other word,which you obviously missed(look up, in the heading of the topic); A recollection which is derived from the word RECOLLECT , loosly translated as 'to remember something' Dig?
  16. I apologize for the misunderstanding. Your writing was nice,descriptive but yet callous. Your piece gives the impression of a young woman who is ‘new to the beach’. Cautious, careful and somewhat JADED. Reading it(I had to read twice), made me re live my very own memories of the beach. Perhaps we have (Had?) different ways of experiencing the beach. Perhaps nature (that old silly ‘boys and girls are different line’?), has had something to do with it. I have a completely different memory of the beach at night. Ahhh……I still smell the salt
  17. Maandhow, because maybe he isn't a bad boy Lookie here Maandheey[or is it Tuesday? ,tihihii i crack myself up! ] Make up your mind will ya? You either want the Baddest of the Baddest, or the Wuss.
  18. I consider myself as an ocean baby; I’ve been to a coast line more than I can count through out my life, Ahhh, You were not born and raised by the ocean? i feel your pain. Some of us grew up by the deep blue clear(very clear)ocean by the name of INDIAN OCEAN!. Them N.American Beaches are none compared to Africa.,
  19. Khat is an AfrodisiaK. Them old folks dont need the Blue Pills
  20. ^Then how can you call it mr/mrs right? :confused:
  21. I've concluded that this is a silly thread How can it be silly,when all she asked you was if you A. want to know bashis age B.dont care? Its a very clear straight forward question, you either wanna know it or you dont? Plus,its very important for some of us to know how old bashi is, hes like 'old=meter', for instance, rahima said she has a long 13 yrs before she reaches Bashis age, someone else concured with her,etc etc...... Besides, the NEGRO is one old Geezer, i mean how else could one make sense????
  22. Mashalah st paul chick Thats a beautiful Name! May allah Make her the one who is obedient and may she be a good kid!
  23. ^depends on what city the program was aired originaly, i believe.. if its anything, i bet its 'Fresh Air' or 'Think Global'
  24. qof la wato And where are you taken to?, Rather, who is taking you there?(where/when/how?) :confused: And while we are @it, whats the mode of the transportation, and can you come back?