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  1. Posted

    JB:Are you telling the girl to go commit a suicide ??

    lol thanks you guys but i still have no idea what the heck my life would be but inshallah ill find it soon.

  2. Posted

    okay where would i get money from to spend time having fun, anywaz i wanted to be a bussiness woman but the problem is that theres these stores thats very popular (walmart,sams club, ect...) whats the point in selling stuff that big stores have and are popular? i want i job i'll like and wont come home grumpy.

     

     

    but thanks ya

  3. Posted

    okay where would i get money from to spend time having fun, anywaz i wanted to be a bussiness woman but the problem is that theres these stores thats very popular (walmart,sams club, ect...) whats the point in selling stuff that big stores have and are popular? i want i job i'll like and wont come home grumpy.

     

     

    but thanks ya

  4. Posted

    hey guys

    i really dont want to be come a doctor cuz almost every somali person want that

    anywaz i would like to her what you would've been or are or would like to be, also try to include why and what inspired you,

    i need all the help i can get and thank you smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif

  6. Posted

    here's another one but dont mean to offend anybody here!! A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.

     

    Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"

     

    The nurse says: "She had twins."

     

    He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."

     

    She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black." :D:D:D:D:D:D:D lol

  7. Posted

    A small Mexican boy went into the kitchen where his mom was baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says: "Mamita, look at me - I'm a white boy!"

     

    His mom slaps him in the face and says:

     

    "Dios mio, you must be joking, go show that to your father!"

     

    He goes to his dad who was in the living room and says: "Look, I'm a white boy."

     

    His dad slaps him hard in the face and says: "Go show that to your grandma."

     

    The boy goes into his grandma's room and says: "Mira, Abuelita, yo soy a white boy."

     

     

     

     

     

     

    His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

     

    His mother says: "See, did you learn anything from that?"

     

    To which the boy replies:

     

    "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans! I feel so racist! "

  10. Posted

    okay im just checking if this works but if it dose then great.

    i've try many times to make it work just doesnt like me i guess?

     

    okay here i go

    what do you hate tht just annoys you when people do it or say it?

     

     

    me=saying totally, and saying like, tsking while you talk

     

     

    now your turn!!!

  12. Posted

    hey guys i hope you like it but just to let you know i didnt write this story!!

     

    One calm, cool, fall day. A father of three sons decides to take them for a hike in the HUGE woods behind their house. The mother (Paula) says that she would stay home and bake. After six hours of them not returning, she calls her neighbour to say she was going for a walk and that she wanted the neighbour (Lucy) to watch her house.... But nobody answered. So, she went looking in the woods yelling their names. No replies. After half an hour, Paula had finally reached a small creek.

     

     

     

    In the middle of the creek were the father (Gordon) and the son (Curtis) stabbed in the heart, bloody and bruised. But, where was the youngest son (Dustin)? Paula, realizing the killer is probably still in the woods, runs to the closest exit and to her house.

     

     

     

    She went over to Lucy's and told her the story, but to keep it secret. They agreed not to let it get out. The neighbour said she would help dig the graves and bury them. The next morning, the mother went straight to the woods. Lucy was on her way when she saw Dustin in the window, mouthing the words " I know it was you! " Lucy just went down to the woods.

     

     

     

    After digging for a while Lucy said she would go get blankets to wrap the bodies in. After two hours of waiting, Paula went up to her house to see what was wrong. Frightened, she called the police. What she saw was devastating! Her sons decapitated body at the window holding his head, mouthing the word " Wait! "

     

     

     

    The police had come and told Paula to get out of the house because many calls the police had been getting were from around this area about family members being murdered except for the mother.

     

     

     

    Three months after this had occurred the police had captured Lucy to put her in jail. When she was being put in jail she mouthed the words " You would have been next!!!! "

  13. Posted

    hope you guys enjoy it

    just to tell you i didnt write this story.

     

     

    There is a story of a dad and his two sons going into the woods to fish. The mother finds them dead after hours. Her youngest son isn't there. She panics. Tells her neighbour and the next day they make the graves ready. The neighbour says she will get blankets. After 3/4 of an hour mother goes up to her house and finds youngest sons head by the open window. Who did it? The neighbour of course....... but my TRUE story is way scarier!

     

     

     

    One calm, cool, fall day. A father of three sons decides to take them for a hike in the HUGE woods behind their house. The mother (Paula) says that she would stay home and bake. After six hours of them not returning, she calls her neighbour to say she was going for a walk and that she wanted the neighbour (Lucy) to watch her house.... But nobody answered. So, she went looking in the woods yelling their names. No replies. After half an hour, Paula had finally reached a small creek.

     

     

     

    In the middle of the creek were the father (Gordon) and the son (Curtis) stabbed in the heart, bloody and bruised. But, where was the youngest son (Dustin)? Paula, realizing the killer is probably still in the woods, runs to the closest exit and to her house.

     

     

     

    She went over to Lucy's and told her the story, but to keep it secret. They agreed not to let it get out. The neighbour said she would help dig the graves and bury them. The next morning, the mother went straight to the woods. Lucy was on her way when she saw Dustin in the window, mouthing the words " I know it was you! " Lucy just went down to the woods.

     

     

     

    After digging for a while Lucy said she would go get blankets to wrap the bodies in. After two hours of waiting, Paula went up to her house to see what was wrong. Frightened, she called the police. What she saw was devastating! Her sons decapitated body at the window holding his head, mouthing the word " Wait! "

     

     

     

    The police had come and told Paula to get out of the house because many calls the police had been getting were from around this area about family members being murdered except for the mother.

     

     

     

    Three months after this had occurred the police had captured Lucy to put her in jail. When she was being put in jail she mouthed the words " You would have been next!!!! "