^^^ I know a man who does. Still plays with them in fact. He tries to drag me to a game every darn weekend. Originally posted by Northerner: quote:Originally posted by Munira002: ^^Have you see the dudes in Toronto,those are well fed Somalis hadee! Doesnt matter. A man from London who cant play football should be ashamed of himself. If he is from Liverpool then its even worse

^^ Are you alright? Your last reply on this thread contained one word "better" and now it's "really"! Are you saving your words for a fight with someone, Cara?

^^ Heh! I saw one of those and REALLY assumed that the silly (somali) woman had recycled her old dirac shiid.

But it's SUNNY outside, woman! Are you sure it's not some broken pipe or something?

^^ Hardly any rain here! Did you move to the north or something? Sheffield will suit your temperament you know.

How things have changed. Time was when any eleven qaat addicts from London would go to that tournament and beat the hell out of all before them before returning to blighty victorious. It sounds like the North Americans are improving.

Do you have one, Val?

Originally posted by Xanthus: loool, THAT is what scared you Ngonge! gosh, :rolleyes: Even i can take him on! Scared is a bit of a strong word. He didn't scare me at all. What really worried me was the timing and place of his abuse. It was a tube station, silly. Imagine having a fight with him in these highly charged times. Armed police would have appeared out of nowhere and shot me before asking any questions. I'd end up going to work with gunshot wounds and a creased suit. Don't think it was worth all that.

Originally posted by Northerner: Uuh arnt we POSH! High Street Kensington and all those Luis Vitton handbags,,,,,, Heh. I see you keep up with fashion news! You're wasting your time with Val and Xan though. The most expensive handbag they got is the Sainsbury's Orange Bag (being in Dubai you would not know about this MUST HAVE item). Val Great job. I was thinking of going into the public sector when I retire

^^ The use of the word 'learned' there indicates that you never left the place. I could just imagine you slumped by a bus stop outside one of those shiisha places (after a long night of smoking) and a stray dog sniffing your hair before he proceeds to 'mark his territory'. ps Hi by the way

JB, You just posted this topic to flush out all the sijuis on this forum, didn't you? Ps I oppose the idea if Mauritania is part of this union.

^^ What about Torres? Waste of money, wouldn't you agree? It's a great shame that Liverpool might be losing Garcia

I have returned from my field trip and can confirm that Shiisha is still being smoked on Edgware Road. I went to my regular place and was given two choices: Smoke outside and pay ten pound (that's four pounds more than usual) Smoke inside (downstairs and hidden from view) and pay twelve pounds (that's double). I declined both offers of course.

You've got to admire the man's staying ability though. He's 60! What a man, what a man.

Originally posted by Northerner: Edgware Rd is officially shisha head free. I wonder what Totti will do now? Retire? It's not you know They have them outside I hear. In fact, just for you, and in the name of research, I am going to go outthere right now and confirm if this rumour is true or false (have to go for my lunch anyway).

^^ He's the guy that did the Nationwide advert. He's also some sort of Comedian. But the photo above is NOT a photo of the person I'm talking about. It is just someone that looks like him.

Priorities, my dear, priorities. What did you want me to do, pick a fight with him? He looked like this guy:

I just avoided all eye contact with him. One of the Asian guys argued back a little and then wisely stopped. I'm glad he wasn't a hothead. Can you imagine if they had a fight? Someone would have quickly called the police and called it a terrorist incident or something. I would never have got to work.

Some white man was swearing at a couple of Asian men on the tube platform this morning. He looked at me and I thought he would start swearing at me too! Instead, he seemed to look for some sort of approval for his actions!

Originally posted by Cara: Ngonge, maybe that was the whole point. For some individuals their absence is the appeal. What plays did he write? Were any performed in Somalia? That's a thought I suppose! Still, how exciting it is to have our first known paedophile, eh! We're finally turning into a wholesome society with our fair share of vices rather than plain virtues.

Results You got 18 out of 20 correct Look at the labels below each image to see which smiles are genuine and which are fake. Ticks and crosses show which smiles you got right and wrong. Click on the image if you want to see the smile again. The only two I got wrong were the blonde girls! I thought they had genuine smiles when they both were fake. I must be a sucker for blondes

How in the world can one fondle the breasts of a ten year old? Maybe she was fat! (I'm thinking aloud here, don't mind me).

^^ Can't be proven. It must have been a registry office wedding. Why didn't you go? Were you not invited?

A wedding on a friday afternoon?