The advert at the top of the screen says "Canada immigration"! Why would anyone want to go to that dead place?

I love Abu Salman's stream of consciousness. Waa hadaad fahantaan, fahma; hadii kale, waa yeelkadiin.

Haatu, I'm starting to worry about you saaxib. Have any strangers asked you to join them for a walk in the park on Thursdays?

Haatu;906680 wrote: Ng, not even this: will change that? Juxa, wa alaykum salaam. Please excuse me I forgot my place today. I shouldn't have ventured into you turf That's ok. There is a xalaal one in my area. :D

^^ Fair is fair warya. When fat Sharmarke was sleeping on the job, we all made fun of him and asked what exactly his job was. Now it's Saacid's turn.

^^ I don't know about that. Even if it were xalaal, I doubt my tastebuds would tolerate anything other than Tuna between the hours of ten to two.

^^ Amin is doing his job. Good cartoon too.

^^ The latest census (where is the Qardho theif?) says it still is. Though, of course, you and I don't agree. Maaddeey is going with the census. In fact, many Salafis do.

^^ It's the Americans who didn't want him, Tommy.

Brilliant!

^^ War waa Maaddeey dee. Durba qorigo cabaystay!

^^ Dee he's right. He will not eat a big mac but will buy meat from Tesco. Wax fahan (and ask your question again).

^^ That's hearsay and unless you have proof I can't really take your words for it. I'd rather that risk than buying my food from a mulxid.

I can't do it, Haatu. Not when I can get all the food I want from my local Abduls (even though London doesn't have one).

^^ The churches are empty, saaxib.

^^ How do you know that it's an ahlu el kitaab meat? Maybe they're all Apophis and his lot.

^^ Do you eat from Burger King, Maaddeey?

^^ You should have said "bal adba", badow yaho.

Are they halaal Haatu? What does sheikh Maaddeey say?

^^ It is Darwin's Deli too. But with you guys (unless things changed) it's just a matter of sending the "teaboy" out to buy you any sandwich you want. I suspect it's the same with Jb. p.s. Yes it's halaal, Norf. Not that I eat anything other than Tuna.

Jacaylbaro;906588 wrote: You have a Sandwich man ?? Our one comes to sell his sandwiches to offices in the area. He's different to the ones you, Norf & Faheema are used to.

Jacpher;906417 wrote: It's not a silly story your silly man. It's a beautiful story. May Allah return his vision insha'alaah. Here's a comment on that page if you cared to see the clip. "Without his eyes, he has opened our eyes." Why do you want to argue with me, Jacpher? As for the bit you quoted about eyes being opened, I really dont think yours are, axmaq yaho. The man lives in a village where the residents asked him to pray at home!

Don't talk about food this early in the moring, people. The sandwich man has not arrived yet and my tummy is starting to make noises.

Haha! Morning all.

Oba, listen to me and stop being scared, saaxib. Just get up and do what you have to do. Juxa, cutting off and eating your own arm makes sense. Abu Salman, your body is one place and your mind is forever in another!