Just got an image of a Somali soldier in the British army coming face to face with a Somali Talibani in Helmand province. Soldier: Ma Somali baad tahay? Jihaadi: Haa! War gaalada maxaa ku raacsiiyay? Soldier: Iga leexo inadeer aan Afghaniga xun tuugtay Jihaadi: Adna iga leexo aan gaalka xun tuugtay. Both take aim and bring their men down. Jihaadi: Wale waan la helay. Ahahaha! Soldier: Xareef! Ana gadh dheere wan dilay. Ahahaha. Jihaadi: Horta qolamaad aheed? Soldier: reer hebel, adna? Jihaadi (cocking gun): Yaaa, maxaad tedhi? Soldier (getting the picture): Nacala waxaad......aaaaaah, caluuuuuuusha. Jihaadi: aaaaaah, gadhka! Two dead fighters on the ground.

Something happened to CL since her return! Is Marx hiding in there somewhere?

^^ I was actually hoping that everyone would be offended by this.

I am arguing with two Chelsea fans and a man who thinks that Babel is a good player. Impossible to get any reasoned arguments from any. Heh@Norf choice for 'world class'. War iga taga, ila guurmaan kubbad idin baryaay.

^^ I can not believe you are serious on all you wrote. This is a windup. It must be.

Yes Norf, I watched it. Arsenal played Nasri, Rosicky, Wilshere and Denilson and Vela from the start (not to mention Eboue, Gibbs, the new defender and Dejouru). Spurs played lots of kids and only brought Keane & Lenon in the second half. Once they drew, Wenger panicked and brought on Chamakh and Arshavin and Clichy! Arsenal managed to win it in extra time with a weak spot kick (though the other two goals after that were alright). P.S. Wenger thinks they are quality (but keep clutching at straws). Oz, Only YOU (and Norf) would even try to argue that Van der vart and Modric are not world class. Those that understand football (Wenger, Anceloti, etc) disagree with you. Bahasha barta ya naas.

^^ Nonesense. Kalu is not in Defoe's or Crouch's league. As for the point, these 'rubbish' players got them to fourth place last season. Now they have Van Der Vart, Sandro and Gallas to add to their strength. Norf, It's about the SQUAD, badow yaho. Redknap rotates them. Err, what exactly does Sturridge score? And Pav actually gets more games in that Spurs side (not to mention that he's an established INTERNATIONAL with 15 goals in 37 games for Russia). Sturridge hardly played for City or Chelsea. LOOK! Wenger agrees. "They have brought William Gallas and Rafael van der Vaart and if you look at the number of players they have now you don’t even speak about David Bentley who they brought for £17 million. "They have Robbie Keane, Nico Krancjar, Luka Modric, Van der Vaart, Roman Pavlyuchenko... they have the quantity. In central defence I don’t know but they must have six or seven central defenders so they have a big enough squad to deal with the physical demands." Arsenal Official Site But, like the Barca medical team, you are going to tell me that he does not what he's talking about. Shall I give you a quote from Anceloti? War muranka jooji dee. You are always wrong.

Originally posted by The Zack: Duke, Same thing can be said about you.. how come you are not telling us that the Ethiopians are heading to Beledweyne to defend the TFG? Will you tell us so as u did in '06? War leave him alone dee. In this game of Musical chairs he's lucky he got hismelf a seat (even though it's one that was vacated by his opponents).

^^ Some poeple will take it seriously and start the Party. Naga daa.

^^ I agree. Oz, So you are saying that the Chelsea SQUAD is the best now? Dee mar hore maxaad o odhan wayday intaad ila murmaysid iyo 'stick to the topic' laheed. I disagree with your conclusions and refer you to my original replies on this thread. Drogba scored 37 goals for Chelsea last season. Anelka scored something like fifteen. Kalu and the others scored ten between them (I'm talking strikers). For Spurs, Defoe scored twenty four, Crouch thirteen, Keane nine and Pav ten.

In the last few days, the Swedish elections resulted in a Far Right Party gaining seats in the parliament and having an opportunity to wield power in the hung elections. Like its sister parties in many parts of Europe, the Swedish Democrats cite immigration as a main focus in their policies. In addition, and in line with many nationalist parties around the world, they blame immigrants for refusing to be assimilated, creating ethnic pockets in main cities and stealing the jobs of indigenous workers. Many people argue that the triumph of the Swedish Democrats and similar parties in many parts of Europe and the world is simply a fad that is gaining popularity due to the draconian anti discrimination laws and the escalating exploitation of political correctness. They also argue that this trend will die a natural death once an acceptable equilibrium is reached. The problems of extreme nationalism are not limited to Europe or the West. It can be found in every country where immigrants are found, from the wealthy Gulf Arabs complaining about the over reliance on Asian workers to the African countries moaning about the encroachment of China into their lands, even in Japan they complain about “the bloody Koreans”! There is only one place in the world where such conflict has not arisen. It is a place that chooses to move at its own steady pace and always follows trends that the rest of the world had discarded decades earlier. This place is SOMALIA. Most of those who are familiar with world affairs are aware that Somalia today is suffering from the twin menace of piracy and extreme African Islamism. The first was last popular in South East Asia almost fifteen years ago and the second last took place in Algeria also around the same period. A third trend that is extremely popular in Somalia these days is Political Correctness. Though many may dispute this fact and give eloquent examples proving that racism and discrimination are rife in Somalia, the facts on the ground say otherwise. A good example of this is the universal Somali distaste of the name ONLF. The compelling argument put forward by most opponents of this name (not group) is that it is a name of a clan and, therefore, clearly racist. It is why most Somali movements and administrations ditch the clan references and choose to adopt benign and broad names such as Somaliland, Puntland, Makhirland and the like. When xenophobia occurs (as it does in the rest of the world), the belittling and insulting is directed towards these names rather than the inhabitants themselves (just as the French would insult the Americans). This however is not where things end. Somalia is currently experiencing a silent revolution and the signs are that a party similar to the Swedish Democrats, The British National Party or France’s Front National will soon be born. This is because the murmurs heard in an average Somali street are all about immigrants. It is a classic case of immigrants coming to a new country and stealing the jobs and resources of the indigenous population. The complaints can be found in all parts of the country, amongst the rich or poor and across all political groupings. Somali soldiers complain about not being paid their wages in THEIR OWN COUNTRY whilst an AMISSOM soldier receives an overseas allowance on top of his monthly wage. “How and why is this possible?” they ask. “This is our country” they complain. “We even don’t get the chance to use the big guns” they moan. The Somali army generals in their turn complain about having to be the minions of Ugandan captains and colonels. Al Shabab operatives also grumble about the foreign fighters in their ranks. “They get to make all the decisions and are hardly ever involved in combat” say the operatives. “We all fight for the same cause but they get to live and we die” they complain. “They prance around talking in Arabic, Urdu and Pashto and we are supposed to kowtow and accept it, IN OUR OWN COUNTRY” they bitterly declare. Even the children are not immune to this bout of xenophobia that has suddenly gripped the nation. A starving child in down town Garowe points to a young shoe polish boy and says “He’s Ethiopian you know. He is earning money polishing shoes in MY COUNTRY when I and my family are struggling to feed ourselves. Why is he here? It is not fair”. Surely it is not going to be long before the Somali National Party is created. Clearly the day is not far when we see demonstrating Somalis walking around with placards and shouting “Somalia yaa leh?” then answering the obvious question with “Somali ba leh” or “Somali moyaan, kuwa kale ha wada baxaan”.

^^ Don't be a coward, saaxib. I didn't see you telling Norf or Tuujiye to stick to the topic when they gave us their list of players. As for the 'topic', I already agreed that Chelsea have the best eleven (but not by much to be honest). Now I answered your question, can you seriously challange my comments above without any silly 'he's not serious' rubbish? Car ban ku edhi.

^^ That's what you get from mixing with Norf and Tuujiye. Now you too are trying to deny the obvious.

^^ You're just trying to wind me up now. Iga tag, Walcott.

Originally posted by N.O.R.F: LoL I knew that was your explaination dee. Ma waxaad is tidhi simplistic explainaition will do? Aar meesha ma A&T baad ku aragtaa? Who replaces Defoe you ask? Well that would be Pavlychenko. Who replaces Drogba or Anelka? Erm Sturridge. Now is Pav better than Sturridge? How when Sturridge would walk into any Prem team? Bale is out, who replaces him? Dos Santos? Malouda is out and will be replaced by either Zhirkov or Benayoun. Who replaces Dawson? Alex would replace Terry. I can only think Cudicini being better than Turnbull. Aar bahasha baro. Now you're on a wind up! Yes, Pav is ten times the player that Sturridge is. One scores goals and one hardly ever gets a game (for Chelsea or City before that). Kubbada baro. Defoe can be replaced by any one of the three strikers Spurs have (depending on the manager's choice). All four of them are miles better than Chelsea's subs (though not better than Drogba). Bale can be replaced with Bentley (waa kow), Kranjcar (laba dheh), Modric (if Redknap feels like it) and Dos Santos or even Lenon. Dawson would be replaced with Bassong (waa kow), Gallas (waa laba), Kaboul (waa sadix) or even King. That's without mentioning Woodgate and Corluka. War bahasha baro dee. Originally posted by N.O.R.F: ps Gael Kakuta is better than any spurs midfielder (including Vaart). You just love to show yourself up as someone that follows football with his heart but does not understand a single thing about it. Kakuta may have the potential to be better than all these people but he has not proven himself yet and therefore you are (as ever) talking utter twaddle. Bahasha baro.

^^ That is a very silly question dee. Bal ka yara fakar. Ok enough. I know you will not get it. The ones that won the PL and had a CL experiance are those in the FIRST team. Most of the rest of the squad hardly played (when talking about Chelsea). In Spurs' case, almost three quarters of that squad played regular PL games and have the experience. In fact, most of them are not that bad either. During the season, if Chelsea has three or four first team players injured, they will replace them with inferior players (inferior to the injured party). In Spurs' case, they replace like with like. For Defoe they have either Crouch or Pavlachinchin. Do you get my drift or are you still arguing? P.S. I gave you a list of both squads ee muranka iga daa please. I am right and you are wrong. Admit it for once.

^^ Different players, different positions. As Dr Polanyi showed you above, there are loads of 'youngs' in the PL but I would be surprised if anyone can find another LUCAS. Kubbada bro warya.

^^ There is no argument about Chelsea. They have the best fifteen (never mind eleven). But then they stop. Anyway, why pick on my Spurs comment when others were giving you their messed up collections of 'best elevens' not best proper teams? City, like I told you, have a squad that is hardly played. It's only thirteen or fourteen players that get a game there. With Spurs, Redknapp keeps rotating and keeps his team fresh. So, I insist that they have the best squad in the PL. Tuujiye, adiga iska aamus. You just made fun of City for trying to buy the league.

Originally posted by Tuujiye: Man City iyo lacagtooda waa in aan kusoo kaleetinaa anagana!!! Chelsea will show City that money can't buy a "W" lool

^^ Take a chalk and walk towards Val, dear. Draw a straight line by her feet. Now stand next to her. See the line? Anything beyond it is a no-go-area. Now come here and draw a circle around us.

Kubbada barta!

^^ The lack of self awareness there is breathtaking.

^^ Now you're a better medical expert than the Barca guys? Stop being stubborn warya, I even gave you a source.

^^ You can't.