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  1. I wish I could gather the guts to tolerate the needle. When they ask for blood sample is my worst nightmare.... Ladies I gotta give it to you..navels, tongues, noses... gosh I wish I had the courage
  2. Originally posted by HornAfrique: p.s. OG_Moti for clarification pruposes HornAfrique waxbuu guursadaa lama guursado Now this is serious............I really thought you were female walaahi.. OH MY GOD.......Alla OG's disease is contagious people!!
  3. Rudy These rights you are talking about is just a bit too ridiculous don't you think?? I mean common, you are qaxooti from Somalia, why act like you have been brought in chains? If they deport you back....so wat. You are going back home... BE PROUD I seriously don't get it, when Somalis act so desperate in holding on to a country that isn't theirs? Here in UAE, the people who have been fired or their contracts finished and are told to leave the country, walaahi they don't go. They stay here till all their money finishes on renting apartment and trying desperately to look for something to keep them here. They try to even deny their ownselves the reality. And finally when all their money is gone, people have to Qaaraan for their tickets to Somalia. Imagine dat. I say go have a visit. See what Somalia is like. Everyone in diaspora says, I am waiting till thereis government Well smell the coffeee, no government will ever be stable unless you all educated Somalis go back. Somalia's letter to World Leaders Dear Sirs, I have been in ruins for the past 15 years, because my brain deserted me and fragments of it is residing in your countries as refugees. Please if you would kindly deport those pieces back to me, I would have the hope of having a better, brighter and stable future. Special Thanks to Tony Blair, please do begin to deport them as soon as possible. Thank you. Sincerely, Somalia.
  4. Juxa The clients knocked my door... what should I say? Bye... coz the other clientelles' weren't around to recieve the hunks... did I mention, they are all total hunks? Gosh i can't wait to see Mr Abdi.. he is coming this Sept... Am good Sheh LOL... u have to take the first step before you join the ganging up crew gurlie!
  5. Congrats WIILO-CADEEY.........Wish you all the best macanto... Happiness, prosperity and good health to you and to your new family as well as the existing one.
  6. Juxa Naayaahee... since you know so much detail of 4 eligible bachelors.. why haven't you helped yourself with one, instead of blaming me for not hooking you up??? And who said I was offering that service anyways.??? I have hooked myself up with 10 guys.. I say gurls... Get started or wait for my residues
  7. ^^^^^ Before you response to a post, make sure you read the preceeding posts to get an idea of why this person said that.. I am NOT lustful in anyways... me and Jacaylbaro... were having a conversation..so Do you mind
  8. ^^^^ Kalay adiga tuujiye ma sheekeysateen widaayooow.... hada waa isku heynaaa... laakiinse hana kashifin nooh... qarxis.com jooji
  9. Originally posted by Fidel: I reject this fool as king of Borama. Too bad ^^^ that did the wondering for moi
  10. ^^^^ Ay kutubeeydii runta aheyn aan ka hadleynaa macda... tii fake ka ah oo SOL wareegeyso ma ahin... capische?
  11. ^^^^ Gabadha soomaliga ha uugu booteen nooh... OG ...lol your brotha is still on a high horse, when he steps down... we shall see
  12. ^^^^ Ur thread of wat to wear and how to match your body shape with the jeans was longer missy Ukhti Subhanna Allah. May Allah show us all the right path. I have defied Hijab for the longest, Alhamdulilaah, Allah has finally shone the light for me.
  13. ^^^^ Why coz you come from there too? Relax brotha... I am sure he isn't representing you with that nick of his.
  14. Tuujiye: Ay kutubeey in ay sariir ku aruurtay halee aroosiyo tiri waa la socdaa.... hadii aas aad ka wadid.. isku raasto ma nihin. hadii kale.. sheekada noo wad!
  15. Jacayl Those who have enlisted themselves in the singles thread aren't complaining; In other words, they are content with the hook ups they got. So I am not promoting or using smarter tactics for newer applicants. The purpose it was supposed to serve have indeed been served. But if u r one of those masaakiin brothers tossing and turning on an empty cold bed, I suggest you register other wise... gooooooood luck. Besbaaso Love of my life you say, Until the chains of marriage hold you back hon don't give your all to any man. He is not worth it trust me. I say expand your horizons...while u leave a lil space for improvement with the so-called-love of your life
  16. Jacayl: I just wanted to see how many hungary singles remained out there looking for leftovers... seems like so far I got two.. u & u know the other person... Beska Listkaas waxa uu soo baxaayaa marka inta Single sheegta oo dhan la meeleeyo... u r still on the loose so is Jacayl baro.. and many more... when I am thru... markaas i will publish the list...
  17. For 1/2 Men Against All Women That would be a cool name for the manual.. I think :confused:
  18. Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: I believe that gas station was located at somewhere Martin Grove and Dixon. Or closer to the airport at Airport Rd and... Once a while in the summer we go to Williams Coffee that is very closer to the airport and sit outside at the patio with our cooler cappuccino drinks, you can't believe how lower the planes are when landing, that even if you throw your kabo at them will reach. Soomali wadkeed coffee shop inuu noqonaayo waa ogeyn...
  19. ^^^^ Somalis, even being stranded in an isolated Island would they allow you to have wat you want. Man its her choice? What would u do with a computer if I may ask you. After two hrs the batteries are dead.. Then what? Atleast her chapstick will last for a month. As for me..I wouldn't take anything or anyone. I would just go as I am. That is not me talking but the girl-guide in me?
  20. ^^^^ Crazy maybe but lust... means u r frustrated. I suggest you register LZ Caadi waaye, see ku ogaatahy the offshore accounts without you getting a share.. so jabka waa isla qabnaa. SubZero This is not the place. You should register with the Singles SOL users please register here Thread.
  21. Double post!! So what should I say? GO GET HIM LADIES Men are not men anymore, they are chicken... Oops.. please ignore the french.
  22. Well, since most of us date before we get married, a woman can be smart if she wants to take the relationship to the next level. I would suggest you ladies do that coz you see it will be waste of time to find out that mr. I-Have-Him-In-Da-Closet turned out to be mr. I-Don't-Know-What-Happened. There are smart ways to go around the issue you don't have to be upfront about it..give him hints am sure he is smart enough to pick them up. Say, " So where are we heading with this ?" " I saw Maryan & Cali they seemed happy, is there gonna be a date we will be like them? " or plainly, " Listen sweetie, it has been__yrs or months. I think you know me enough and I believe I know you, so what are we waiting for? I mean we are old enough? " If he didn't do something about your words, believe me, he will never do anything. You better start dusting yourself up for another try. He is NOT worth you.
  23. Juxa I have one applicant who is really into you and your fildaro.. if u want him hit me up. Otherwise... huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush. As for the list...to my knowledge J11 is hooked somewhere... we both know who ( with me ofcourse ) Bob is recovering ... so we should cut him some slack Og is really frantic... so we should help him ASAP. Tuujiye is too sexy for his pants.. so we should ignore him Qac is too crazy, maybe a sister like Mizz_Slander will do him good since she has the London plague. Nuune He is in Xamar...lets see when he gets back if he is still single.. I have a strong feeling he won't be
  24. Org Am not bashing married men brotha coz my dad is married, Hence I would be bashing him if I did that. However on the CV of a married man who is looking, all I see is. 1. I am married but I like sneaking around more for legal affairs, hence the second wife. 2. I couldn't stand my wife's and children's noise so I need another comfortable bed to lay down till, you start to be noisy and history repeats itself. 3. I can't satisfy my wife but will try out another to build my self confidence in my performance. 4. Anytime my wife nags me or complains I look for a escape-goat, just like you. 5. I need to rub alot of women to value my current wife, would u be the lab-rat? So don't try to sell me a Resume` which i can already read. Thank you but No Thank you.