Originally posted by NGONGE: quote:Originally posted by IsseRiyole: Don't know much about Him,but i hear he was part of the siyad regime, i wonder if he has a skeleton in his closet? and if he does when will it come out. "I had a forty year affair with Mr Siilaanyo" Julie, a sixty year old lady from Belfast has admitted to having a long and stormy affair with the new Somaliland president, Ahmed M. Siilaanyo. "He called me his little camel and would come to visit me in Belfast whenever he got the chance". Said the former stripper. "He even visited me during the most troublesome periods in Northeren Ireland" she added. "He was tall, good looking and black!" she also said. "Back then, not many black people were seen in Belfast" she said. "He used to visit on the weekends and almost all the people of Northern Ireland knew about affair, it's where the term 'Black Sunday' came from" she concluded. Mr Siilaanyo was not available for comment. Congrats, someone find coke n tell him it did not happen as he wanted it to happen.

Where is Arch, he wanted a huge margin; Wa kukaa dhee!!

^^Are you okay???

One type of phone calls stop; new ones started; Halow? Haa, Allahu Akbar, Kulmiye Kulmiye wuu kulimye Daadkii, Almhudlilah ma ku damaantey!! Aah, Haa, riyaal, waa nin fiican, haa. Kulmiye, haaa, Allahu Akbar.

Oodweyne, you are forgetting JB will not believe until Riyaal does the good bye and thank you speech. Don't cry JB, be strong brother!!!

JB it cannot get anymore offical. Numberaad uu noo sheeg adigu hadow!! Originally posted by Oodweyne: Indeed, heartfelt congratulation to Mujaahid Ahmed Siilaanyo and the Kulmiye Party . Lets also say a tremendous thank you note for the other other two loosing parties, once that is they accept the verdict of the people without question, indeed. Hear hear Hear. Waar Rooble dee bal wejigiisa nooga waran dee?

^^^Lool. Walahi they announced it just 2mins ago

Congrats to all the Kulimye supporters.

I noticed in the SL elections, there is a white guy in all the pictures!! Last night on Universal, there was the white guy in the Komission, in the vote, there was Drysdale, now there is a white guy in the above picture to name a few! Rent a white face ala china style

^^ Xajji wax jaar suug, 5-10mins. JB shall tell us;

I feel to do JB job here and post the new thread for him; Results currently being announced in 30mins!!! JB that is a long time!! JB dhee tell us waxa meesha ka dacay? Is it a party HAve you seen all the leaders?

@ Cara!!!! HAHAHA you made me laugh and I half thought you was serious, nearly went off to start such thread!!! There are 3 parties; I will tell you what means for the average Xalimo once the offical results la keeno the outside world, haad Akhyiro agtedida uu baan laga waramaya. Xiin, xaasha, Riyaal is a good man, he is accepting the results, slowly coming to terms with it, did you not hear his press release?

^^What sort of war ayad raatin, mar haadi Silanyo winey, xaa ka diiman atheer?

I won't take it the wrong way, but I feel like the character on the left side of your avater!!! :eek: I'm big football fan. My heart tells me ghana, but I know it will be Brazil (if they can focus long enough) or Argentina. You should listent to your brian in the show, otherwise people will think you don't know your teams! @ a volley is somthing associated with volleyball

^^Oh come on, as much as I love ghana or any African country to win, it is a bit of strech; in fact if they win, I would think of corruption and set up!! I'm worried how they will score haad ii uu majiin jiriney laga saaro; Gyan,or Boateng and no Mensah to defend. :eek: :eek:

You have ghana to bet on and talk about. Or the pan-Africa energy Glad to hear he is doing well, mashallah. bless him. I am going to be laughing about your khat experience for one of my workshops!!

^^Miskiiin, haha lool, sorry can't help laughing. Yeah, I remember him, Gurr or Gra something or another, I try to give him advise once and he bite my head off. :rolleyes: P.s. Is that why he reformed, here I thought he found true Islam.

^^Wa maxey did Kulmiye win offically?

HAHAHA you got high on Khat and tried to attack the president in his home!!! Dhee you made it to the news, even JB posted the thread here hahah mac sonkor for eating that stuff!!!! HAHA loool, walahi sii ficaan baan uu qosley!!! lol

Did it happen in Puntiland?

its so small infact that most people i met in hargeisa knew about my detention by the presidential guards for 24hrs the moment i was released. But thats a topic for another day. LOL. Wa waxad ka miid ahey the terrorist JB uu sheegaye>? Ngonge spin doctor!

So from one word you changed his clan and location. Waad ka daretey.

^^^What did he think you was??? Caadan daaqan ceeliis. I think it is in the Somali blood to a certain extent, BUT I think it will become less and less important in years to come. Staying within your clan and other friendly clans has benefited the Somali way of life in the nomadic years, but It is not so useful in the cities where people tent to make friends and associates based on the sector/work they are in and people inter-mix more. I think the elders and the clan Gurrit currently plays a GOOD and important role in a new and shaky democracy, taking it away will bring the house dow. In time the elders will pass on and people who do not need clan to make their butter will take roles. Inshallah. I hear the Margin is HUGE this time, the people have spoken.

Snoop tried to hire Liechtenstein: Snoop Dogg tried to hire the entire country of Liechtenstein for a video shoot. The ambitious rapper approached country officials to have the run of the 62-square mile country found between Switzerland and Austria. And it nearly came off too. "We've had requests for palaces and villages but never one to hire the whole country before," said property lease agent Karl Schwaerzler. He added that "it would have been possible"but the deal went south after Snoop's management "did not give us enough time." [The Mirror] Lacage ciiyar!!!

Originally posted by Cowke: Freedom, Duke is not from Puntland sxb because dhaqankiisa uma eeko reerkeena. I know where he is from its from your triangle. Never thought I would see the day WHEN someone claims DUKE is from SL!!! :eek: Now you really are smoking some strong stuff!!!