Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^yeah okay, bring ur car, then u don't have to freez on the bus on the way home or rush. @ JBYeah sugar level sky rockets. Horta beryahan you have become the SL version of Ducasaney. Dayuusnimo.com baad la so shaq baxadey. Waad iga xishoon jiritey beryahan you are become too comfortable with me. War stand on your toes. :mad: I want to bring my motor bike with me to Hargisa; Will I get bullied for it??
  2. Hey Juxa, I feel much better thanks. High as a weed smoker from eating half tub of honey since friday. I think my teeth will rot and fall out at this rate. Will see u later? Lily is joining us too.
  3. Malab overdose, ii soo gaadey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. ^^Maxad la dool caadeyin??? Been staring at the computer at nothing in particular for like 5 whole minutes. :eek: :eek: :eek:
  5. I sound like a man. My boss calls me this morning Him: Hello Me: yes, hi Him: Who is that? Me: er Ibtisam, who was you trying to call Him: Oh Goodness me, your voice, you really should stop smoking Me: err I don't smoke Him: I never get a flu, you young girls kiss far too many people, that is how you get flu often. Have you ever seen me sick with the flu? Me: I didn't kiss anyone Trying to get out of work by 2pm and crawl back to bed. SalamAlikum & Jumca Mubarak peeps. Sayid Somal did you get the letter?
  6. Sayid, adigi e-mailkii maxa kugu deejeyi? I'm at work for another hour. Haad e-mail with dates so diri and I'll finish it before I crash land at home. all I see is cajuusaad iyo old, iyo young. Maxa la is dex waada? CL suna gives me headache. P.s. Can I point out that Adam meant the gym. :cool:
  7. Nuune, the story did NOT go like that. :cool: If I remember correctly it was just one old women who decided habenkast gal bey so dili and her old man who came back to complain. :cool: Wax waad walan baad tihini. Malika, hello Add sleep to that list.
  8. Adam, Excercise??? I am having a hard time moving about, muscles feel like they weigh down, cold and shivery, I just need my bed. Contemplating breaking my fast for a hot cuppa.
  9. Beat down by the flu Freezing iyo half :mad:
  10. ^^^^ ^^^ Pointless article really, Somali community activities always get stuck on one thing or another. Last year it was women marrying none-Somalis, this year it is lack of Somali men. I really don't understand how someone can claim there are no normal farah's around, I am always so puzzled when people say there are no decent good Somali men. Really? How does one judge that anyway? P.s. If on average 20 guys approach you in a month (x12 months) and you tell me there was something wrong with all of them and you could not find a decent man??? :confused: :confused: I am more likely to agree that girls don’t want to get married, and this is not the sole objective in life or a priority, and if it is they went to get married when they are old and retired. For example if I could have it my way, I would’ve got married at 42yrs old (in time to decide if I want to add a kid to the formula).
  11. Subhanallah, Somalis wey waasheyin!!! :eek: Out of control :eek: :eek: That is what happens when a huge population ends up in the same country without a coherent connection and leadership. :eek: :eek: The authorities need to take ownership of the community and the community need really find their feet and not protect criminals that are targeting the young. These girls are 13, where were wiixii delay when all these horrors where happening to them. If we want to live in these countries we have to have a normal number of kids that we can look after and support, not have 9-12 and assume they will be save in society without us taking an interest in how they are progressing. I bet the parents of these kids did not know that their kids were used abused to make money for gangs. :eek: Sometimes less is better. The gang members are adults, most of them late 20s and some even nearly 40yrs old- these are grown a*ss members of the community, what is the driving force behind their criminal ways which they refuse to grow out of. Really deebato weyn aya toltala the Somali Canadian community, Mind you reer UK are not far behind, only reason it has not happened yet is because of the dominance of Islam and protectiveness of the social services for the under 16yrs. The schools really do work tireless to ensure they monitor the behavior, attendance and progress of kids and if anything changes, they call the parents in or send letter home.
  12. Salam peeps. Howdy people, I'm finishing early today inshallah, so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wohoooo!! But I am sad too; watching Haile Gebrsellasie old runs, can't believe he called it quits. Such a talant.
  13. I don't understand how they got in this mess in the first place. Caaqli meehe. If a guy gave me a slice of cake, xabaad tuufaxa (Somali or otherwise) macadalah waxa kaley, immediately waxan isidehalah tolow muxu ka raaba. Iyaguuna they took free tickets to go to a country they don't know, stay with the family of a man who is in Canada and then agree to take fish back. WTH?? This is sad, but I can't help laughing at their supi*dness. They have nice dad forgiving casri dad, my family will be like mac sonkor, haku dimato, and if I somehow came back alive iyaga aya ii dilihi lahah. Shidhouse. Ha ka saarto wa taas eh, a lesson well learnt I hope.
  14. JB is it legal iin bomb gamceed la qaato??? That is why tight border control is needed, how can people keep these things and then reer hargisa wax ka camal xuun, every time miid xaanaqo bomb buu tuuri!!!
  15. JB is wearing a pink shirt and snapping pictures in the background. JB: Ala folxuma shaadku, war you knew you might end up on the WWW, maxad shaad fiican uu gashan weyed, afkan isugu qaban weyesi? Teeg yo oo soo nooqey eh muxu keeney?
  16. JB phone is always on regardless. Weliga iintu ka qabtey miyan wispered garaney "I'm in a meeting", I advise you scream loudly "THEN WHY DID YOU BLOODY ANSWER" Okay JB, keep us posted. A grenade is not the same as a bomb, a farah probably got pissed off with another and flang a grenade (of idea why you would have one in the first placE) Kheyr Inshaa Allaah,
  17. Did anyone die JB? It is a grenade or a bomb? I don't understand when they say "bam gacmeed" and why that xafad? Ya marayaeh?
  18. CL I discovered water proof hijabs just on Sat, so I am rocking my water proof hijab on top. Juxa; Adigu waxaba raabtiid ba lagu qaaban, but I got to tell you I am very bad in Law, Law A'Level baa igu damabese (I got an A too) But it was mainly contract and criminal law. loool, my head is not BIG although I was just telling a friend that multilayered hijabs in winter is just fab!
  19. Agent Juxa, u know I can't, if you don't hear from me for a while you know what happened. Hey CL, long time no see?
  20. Jux, I knew there was a solid foundation to our friendship (aside from you calling me baali) the issues is pay then the going rate and a little tip- or pay for their evening classes, and don't abuse her.
  21. Juxa, I need a week to recover- I am so tired and everyone is upset with me because I have not made time for family and friends for a long time. I need three weeks off at least. Agent I saw many people chasing umbrella's on my way in. I just wore two hijabs on top of each other- nice umbrella- just remove the wet top one when you get in.
  22. SB: Camal laan.com Wa la iska beedaded with what you want. I want a maid because I can afford to pay pennies and then abuse her and tell her she missed a spot. Iga dhaa we never gonna agree on this. I don't object to you getting a maid- get it but don't try and make yourself feel like you are doing others a febar or helping, particularly if you even pay the going rate. I find it strange that daqan celis somalis who use to pay $5 a day for chicken and chips are so stingy when they go back home and fight in the market or with maids for $5. Juxa, are you trying to say that O don't make my bed or iron my clothes now :eek: oo waad ii ceydehey!
  23. ^^^Salam Dearest, Howdy people.
  24. I agree with Ngonge on this :eek: :eek: Seriously. Nacnac iyo malayacnigi halagan aad ku heesey yaad la tagatey. Warya say: I am too lazy and spoilt that I need a slave (maid is different) you want some strange women to wash your dirty clothes, come into your dingy rental house and risk her life and safety for $10 a month. Uuuf, I hate daqan ceelis people that abuse dadka. Worst of all, look at you trying to appear noble; I want to create jobs (first of all that is ONE position, and you are exploiting them- doubt that qualifies are a job!) and secondly of all your decision is based on self service and catering to your needs. :rolleyes: P.s. Yaa allah make sure he never ever gets a maid, and they all throw is silly $20 in his face with dacas. Errrg Its Monday morning- what did you expect.