Ibtisam

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  1. I dont lik e Thai or Orintal food in general- they add pork to everything. You ask for veg and they give me Chicken and pork. Iiish. Cidan ma waadi karow cawa, I am going on a late V-day ice cream and cake bender, lakin tomorrow or friday waan ku waadi kaar if you finish normal times.
  2. My co worker is on a diet- she is trying to kill me, she hid all the chocolates and sweets and got these rolls with things hanging from them. She said when I eat fatty things I am breaking her will power and it is evil. I am so hungry I could eat a horse, but all I had was a bowel of fruits and one slice of cake under the table for breakfast!!
  3. Wait he calls Ngonge bloody Arab and then he is off to eat Lamb Tangine!
  4. Sick?? Come Adam! more like kind enough to close their eyes and look beyond all that to the heart behind those errr looks Lool @ turn her on, well you can trying hitting on her and see where it gets you lol
  5. wonder who keeps rating Troll corner down? :confused: Sayid, haadad af Somaliga aqoon it is not my barnbaro!
  6. Sayid as you wish! Adam lol, after reading that I had the perfect image of you!
  7. JB friends aan nahey- and we are family too, wax danah in public gossipi maha- waban tebey eh! Laakin adigu qof baad iska ceydey and insulted her- you basicly called her a h* yaa ba dhe!
  8. Sayid made him do it!! Lool Ngonge, I refuse to believe he hangs with all those jad chewing people and marmar ma yar fakado. I thought innu been sheegayo when he said he does not chew at all. Lakin I suspect beri bu sida bariska uu cuuney and now he hates the thing ;)
  9. He does not Chew- well only on special times- marka wuxu ku maqanyahey hala soo sheego
  10. He was talking to Juxa. Hello and W/salam At juxa. Siyad my kusband iska daaf- otherwise I will get Ngonge on you, horta anigu niman ii joog SOL qalad baad afka ila gaasha. Where is JB? I miss him on SOL strangely enough, plus I get worried when JB stops posting, wax weyn baa so socda!! :eek: Look out for the bomb shell everyone
  11. Sayid, Edit that, there is not need to get personal and caytan- isku xishood nine wyne baad tahey. Seriously! :eek: Somali men or dan bey wax ka sheegtey- so adiga haad rabtidi Somali women wax ka sheeg but iyaad iska daaf where she been and with who or what.
  12. loool @ all the farahs coming out angry. She did not say she would've let him kiss if he was smelling of roses either. Loool Fanaxay Faarax ku fuul! Habar.com Wrye, sorry
  13. LOOOL I saw that on the front page today- I dont really blame the teacher- I went to a 100% Bengali Primary school and I wanted to spray some of the kids too. Laakin as a teacher she abused her position! LOOL @ "there is a waft coming in from paradise’ Malika good luck!
  14. ^^Why do you want a farah with a pretty face? All these years I thought you was a Farah, are you a Xalimo in a farah's uniform?
  15. Hello Malika, Manta is the start of a new day, a new dawn, a new life, a new me, a new attitude- you have to be bothered- at least till we get maids and madness. Read on the Metro about this lady who brough 4 teenagers and a 11year old from Africa and used them as Slaves for her and her five kids, living in slaves, she'd beat them, no pay and they were not allowed out of the house. 11year old worked from 5am till 1pm!!
  16. Just had a coconut cake for breakfast. yuumy SalamAlikum
  17. LOOOOOOL Shankaroon, axgaad waxas oo dan ku aragtey??? Bisinka. Ilaya socks kiisa maxad uga dabashasey? Did one of them say a man with breast? lol are you serious? Move away from your ends. As ina habad lanbad says "yaan la iisu firsanin" otherwise everyone can make a huge list. Lool Fargeeto teeth :D Sii dacadah baan uu qosley! but lakin you cannot hold qofka siidi lo samey against them, thats like farah's who say I cannot stand a Xalimo with big forehead. get the hell out of here I dont really have a list because anything annoying (aside from staring at you like a TV box) kuman arkiin.
  18. ^^He already had the banana cake last week and waxba mey dhicin! HE is now on Ginger cake
  19. Wyre- thank you. Ngonge fariid falaxalan, farah subag ku leh! Can you manage to get them to drop me some at work- I am only down the road from you
  20. PLEASE remove that picture- now min fadlika,PLEASE
  21. ^^^LOOOOL marry gabadh afar lugood leh iyo hal gaca, you are nuts!!!! I think thats is because waxba is dax walaqan back home, everyone has a take on it- drought, violence, statehood iyo so much more- everyone has an opinion with emotions high.
  22. Wyre- adigu ma in la isu yimadan baad sugeysey? Nuune passwordka wu ogyahey- jinnaka aya uu sheega wax kasta. bakhshiishka
  23. No, my Bengali husband baan ku dhei ii waada for dinner at the local hindi, no need for jiins iyo madness. Just need to change the name because I am getting use to it, and now xinta in real life aa people igu wacan Ibtisam, it is taking over my real name and I happen to like my real name.
  24. Loool oooool, I forgot today was Valentine day- warya know I know why I kept seeing red roses everywhere- iline wa Valentine. I saw a good looking brother on the tube too, If I remember it was Valentine day, war give me some chocolate aan dhi lah!!! Only you would claim to having a Jinni Girlfriend, most people the human one bey la liitan! lol I want to change my name even more now that you told me I can't P.s. Who the hell is Jack of all threads and why is s/he just watch this thread?