Ibtisam

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  1. If a guy shaves his abdomen hair does that make him gay?? My boss just walks in, and he goes I think my patient is gay, he has shaved all his abdomen hair, then he walks off. lol
  2. Originally posted by cynical lady: p.s old man did you see Ibtis stats 2 pages back? I know its cyber and all but I aim to increase my life expectancy by 5yrs so get on with it. The most Xuuux and Xaax proposal incase anyone missed it
  3. ^^^ Juxa I've a loooooooooooong time to learn pluz I do know, I just don't like doing it. Might borrow your little chant
  4. You guys are too old for me, I want to have fun and jump around, swapping recipes is what old people do I'm kidding lol
  5. Faheema I forgot about the cake, and you did not remind me either. Tomorrow your gonna do some baking yeah
  6. LOOOL Faheema, that is your fault not hers. If she is not fasting why should she care what you are doing. People eating around me does not bother me at all, but I went downstairs to the appointment office the other day and they offered me cake, when I said I am fasting they all hid the cake behind them like I said I can't look at food and mumbled sorry. They did not take another bite till I left them. I wanted to pop my head in again 2mins later, just to watch them trying to hide the cake- make a game out of it!
  7. Khayr: Loool, Qarxis waxid! LOOOL @ Juxa: Indeed she was too busy with her curi-collection of bags.
  8. Since when did Chiwawas= curi men!! @ CL :eek: Loool I tried inviting you, but you said you don't do SOLers barris HEllo Lily
  9. It is very rude :eek: :eek: Current Football is not allowed- who told men they can wear short shorts and run around in circles. :rolleyes:
  10. Scarface: The beauty of not marrying a farah, I don't have to obey CL I switched sides long time ago, give the door a big fat kiss
  11. ^^^Loool wax walan, I was trying to help these farahs and Xalimos out. Mine is not allowed out if he fails to obey. CL What about the unmarried ones CL? They can kiss their front door goodbye, xaad kaa rabta the unmarried ones
  12. Juxa really?? I am serious anigu! LOOOL @ Kala Xeran!! Caadi mahan weliga Scarface it is from 99% made up facts book
  13. Scarface is 5.2, short wuu daafey, he can touch the ground without bending too much
  14. ^^^I need a PA for my private business not my job "Those who kiss their partner good bye each morning live on an average 5 years longer than those who dont" so all you angry married people, stop slamming the door on your way out.
  15. I need a PA for today, do you think I can get one at such short notice?
  16. Morning people. I dragged myself in too, felt like it was a sunday today. Alhumdulilah I had good sleep and crazy dreams!! Salam and jumca mubarak everyone
  17. I think I'm going home, my head is spinning. Salamah peeps
  18. Leave my Somali alone. I would like to come on SOL just for ONE day, write my broke a*ss somali without people pointing and laughing. You should all be used to it now, why do you feel the need to continue laughing in my face.
  19. ^^^LOOOL Ardo Please give me some tea (somali style tea only plz) I have a big headache, too many people upset me today. Waa faadiso oo Ooye.
  20. I'm still here and so is juxa don;t we count we are an army on our own
  21. LOOOOL @ I thought I was going crazy and clicking the same topic again and again! Yep. Maybe he is protesting about something
  22. ^^^Did he get back to u yet, the day is nearly finished
  23. ^^^I was talking to you Ngonge. Why does Fabrigas keep writing that same thing everywhere, from politics to womens to general. It is like a broken radio, maybe no other keys on his computer are working.
  24. Cara, I really love you, for the last two days, you've made me laugh out loud till I cried. Thanks. loool loool