Hunguri
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A Young Somali boy named "JacaylB" was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl(British), whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation
after a long consideration
and much mediation.
I have a strong indication
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication
that I have passed my matriculation examination;
no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
What do you say to the "Heella Lasqoray"
of our marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilization
and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
it will be our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.
Ahahahahahahah (Nin Guursaday Xuunshana Xoolo mood)
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Posts at last posts at last! almighty God some posts at last
. Well, its Daadax iyo nus. Decorated with shax shax. JacaylB, that is why I accepted your offer of beign a Minister. Hablihii waa u wada yeedhay. LooL, Anyhow look at my Second Post. Its You and the Zinzibari girl engaged in a debate. -
Minister of barrying Hablaha
!!!------> Qosol awgii Lugtaan kor utaagay !!
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General Question!!!
By the way, JB has been very active in posting. I wonder why he told Fartun to be inactive in the Forum. The most funniest day, was the day that I saw a Text of JB in titile of "Abaayo macaanto ------" Lool. There is a term used in the N-Eastern Somali Kenyan region. When proposing a girl, they say " Gabdh halla iisoo tuugo". Jacayl bro, Saxib Hablaha Forum-ka inooku soo tuug loooooooool.
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Alright,
So, you are into my Demileterized Zone area. And, you broke the "LOC" line of Control border. "Fire,Fire". By the way, you are right no one can mix a mile with a female, unless you dont get dressed like them or have similer looks. Laakiin, Somalidu waxay ku maahmaahdaa. ( Geeloow Geed walba Daaqday maalinkaad Ciin daaqdid baa laguu yaabaa ) Jacayloow saaxiib Hadda ma markaad hablihii shukaansigoodii kaasoo dhamaaday baad anigoo SOL Odayaasha u d'ada wayn ah igu biloowday. LoooooL wallee waa laguu yaabaa. Sxb ha indho beelin.
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Loooooooool @ Daanka hoostiisa.
Like girls say
. "Aboowe over my dead body" loool. Waxaan maqli jiray. (Nin Guursaday Xuunshana xoolo mood ) Waayo ninku markuu guursado lacag badan ayaa ka baxda. Marka, siduu lacag u raadinayo marmar xittaa Xuunshada xoolo ayuu moodaa. Hada, JB waxan ka baqqayaa inuu naag imoodo looooooool. "Over my dead body" was keyed in by secretery on my behalf "Remember" -
Jb,
How about "Nac Nac Qori" or "L-Pop candy" ???
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Jb, and Rd,
You 2 are topic crashers. LooL, Every day I let the fishing net in the sea and you tear the net thread. Yaa Akhee, I dont want sharks like you to involve the debate. I want "Tuna Delegent Fish". LooL. You 2 cause me a huge loss of almost wasting more than 3 fishing nets. Anyhow, to cut the story short
. Get out of my net you 2 big Sharks !!!!! 
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Jb, and Rd!!
Do you guys, want all girls to join the thread
. Then, let me give you the best advice to hunt SOL. Talk about (Malawax) Blv me, they will all come out. LoooL. The first to come will be her excellence the Leade of all women (Cambaro) . -
JacaylB, I heard you once invested nearly 10,000 English Pound in a business and suffered a huge loss. Do you guys know what his business was?? Mmmmmm He opened a Saloon in (Boosaaso)Ahahahaha Very concervative City
. In conclusion, the bitter experience, that you had in this feild will surely help you playing an importent roll to put those rolls dee. loool. Anigu, Im expert in changing the nappies of my children . Ahahahahaha, And my wife wont suffer and complain my raw material to expand our Family Tree. For, Im changing the nappies dee loool !!! -
Application accepted but which subject would you like to teach ??
JB, Im sure, this thread will go back to the "cooking Subject".
Im recomending, it should be something in title of Mmmmm LooL Men in this Forum SOL. "Who wants to put on an Cilaan or Xine colour on his wife" I refer like the one, that Princess has on her hands . LoooL. I hope, RN, must be teaching that Subject. LooL. Jacayl, Saxiib adigu you look Kakanoos. How about "Putting The Rolling Beans, that Somali women did use to use back home on your Wife's hair. Blv me, you will have the best chance of winning all the girls in this Forum. If you practice such Ahahahaha "Romantic aproaches". Remember, you got to do things manually. They should throw away the Automatic Hair dressers:) -
Nomadic Prince, The topic is not about women beign Fat. It turned to be ( Malawax V Hilib Geel). We have a Somali Drama Stage show in title of ( Hilib Geel V Malawax ) Produced by Canbaro and JacaylB. Acuudkoow, Waar kan JacaylB ah. Xagalo Geel ayuu riffayaa. LoooL, You know, his teeth show the prove that, this guy can even crush Bones. Look at his smile
Ahahahaha. -
LooooL @ Guur doon. JacaylB. Yeah its true. Me and this guy Dabshid are two,good,healthy candidates. There is nothing wrong, if we 2 beign singles look for our opposite sex
. Guur kuna waa daadax oo Diintaaba dee ka hadashay. LoooL, laakiin the question is. Sxbow, JB, waakaa shakiyaye adigu ma xaalkii ( Axmadoow Dhici waa ) baa ku jirtaa. Dont worry, we will send you to one of those clinics in Arabsiyo !!!! -
LooL @ JB, well. Im not worried man. Its alright, I've already kept up. Guess what
. Aaliya, has lately seen the topic was about ( Ku dhalinyarada guur doonka ah) LooooL, now she is waiting for a 2nd female member posting a note and playing a roll in the thread . Im sure, ibti is on the way !!!!!! -
Jc, Im waiting for Aliya to come back to the thread
. You know what!! Indhihii baaba i dheeraaday sidaan qoraalkeeda u sugayay Ahahahahaha. Jc, Im trying to copy and paste your aproaching skills towards hablaha Huh !!!! -
Acuudu billaahi!. Ibtisama, you think we are canibals. Why would we eat ppl
. Well, I read this link www.somaliweyn.com. And, there was a title, that jacaylbro once did use to practice the kind of virtual canibalism . Huh. The question remains!!! Who is Dhagdheer among you!!! looooool :confused: -
Jacaylbro, Saaxiib. Nagadaa dee!! You remind me of one of my Golden Hawd days, where I had no dish except "Hilib Geel". By the way, you can send me "Xagal Gee" or "Macaan Dharag L'a" through Wifi wireless delivery service. Its a matter of seconds to get it. LoooL, Dont worry, I will pay you Makhaayadloow.
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Buuxo, Since you asked me to transilate. I shoud explain it in Somali. Hadii kale, it will be meaningless
. Sorry, Excuse for my poor English. The saying was !!! ( Siddi Siddi-daada maahee Dhul u dhacaaga hubso ) Loool No one, can truely understand except 40 above aged man. Like Jacaylbro!!!!! Siddi Siddi === ciyaarta marka ciyaalku yaryarka yihiin hooyooyinkood ku ciyaarsiiyaan. -
:)Huh!! Aliya waa runteed. There was a saying in Somali, which says mmmmmm (Hal dhagax laba shinbirood ku wada dil)
In conclusion as the late pop Singer 2Pac Shakoor sang and said. ( World aint save place to live ). Hada, habluhu waxay yidhaahdaan loool ( Raggu Raaxo Jecelaa huh Dumarkuna u roonaa ). !!!!! -
Jacayl bro, Saxiib you have one of Ahmad Najad's characters and decisiveness . Halkaa saaxiib ka wad. Laakiin, Im afraid, that you may end up under a severe Embargo from all the female members in this forum. Waar bal niyohow is ilaali. Somalidu waxay tidhaahdaa . ( Siddi Sidaada maahee dhul u dhacaaga hubo )LooL.
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Jacayl bro. Sxb, Im a Vegetarian, and I do already have enough in the mouth!!!!
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ibti, how about a militery coup over this topic!!! Will that be aplicable !!???
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Amasing !!!!
Im sure, this is all about a Somali woman after all. I've the feeling, that the skinny,skeleton, he kid goat looking Faarax will soon apear in the picture too
. Ahahahaha, Ha sugi waayina.
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Simple,
Well, Very unfortunate, Im at my work and cant listn to any song
. However, good that you are enjoying a nice,sweet tune. On my side, if I was to listn to a song. That would be the Rythm of the young King Khalid (Naf Jacayl hayaa Ma had gasho ) Alla Jacayl nahayaa waynaa.