I work with Somali families, we have a major problem walahi

[I work with Somali families, we have a major problem walahi]

Funny story ...so a mother asked the doctor why her kid got this sickness and she so the doc asked her how old she was when she had him. Let me remind you that the doc was Somali so he said to her "eedo imisa jir bad ahayd markad dhashey?" And she hesitated and then said "42". He bluntly said to her "da'a weyn bad ku dhashey, sas ba ugu Wacan " ..she went berserk on him looool

[I work with Somali families, we have a major problem walahi]

@Jacpher..about 11 families ...manne, walahi it's terrible to have an autistic kid bc they are merged into their own little universe. They uncontrable and untamable

[I work with Somali families, we have a major problem walahi]

Be informed that the generation of Somali-Americans born in America for the past 12 years are autistic.

 

I have noticed, almost all the time, this one common dinominator that all mothers have in common. That is, they had these child at over the age of 40.

[Holly Molly! It's gona b all Sib-Saharan Africa repping Somalia in the World Cup in Brazil]

Presposterous;986410 wrote:

Cameroon is back

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SomaliPhilosopher;986412 wrote:

Hadal badan haan ma buuxsho

 

As opposed to having useless Arabs from the north

[Nora Osman is shot dead on her way to Arizona party.]

@Africaown..sadly, even though she was that pretty you still would not have married her unless you wanted to be ostracized ..that's a Somali fact

[Holly Molly! It's gona b all Sib-Saharan Africa repping Somalia in the World Cup in Brazil]

Presposterous;986410 wrote:

Cameroon is back

SomaliPhilosopher;986412 wrote:

Hadal badan haan ma buuxsho

 

Wtf did I wrote ..Oh well it's nt good to b under the influence

..

 

Basically I meant to say that would cup will have only sub Saharan Africa

[Holly Molly! It's gona b all Sib-Saharan Africa repping Somalia in the World Cup in Brazil]

Cameroon is back

[Nora Osman is shot dead on her way to Arizona party.]

And just couple years back her uncle was killed there over a car paking dispute. Unbeknownst to him he was dealing with a Mexican cartel member ....btw whoever wanted to know the qabil her qabil is the one Somalis look down upon

[Live and Exclusive from Hargeisa: Q A with Alpha Blondy]

Alpha what do u think of Crown hotel..I spend a lot time there last year

[Highway Road From Burco To Erigavo Rep. SL]

I will not contribute to the pockets of preposterously corrupt officials of Somalia. May they come down with uncurable cancer of the throat. May their children become prostitutes and qoomul-luudh. They have stolen so much whilst many die of a simple curable diseas like foot infection.

[I have a lucrative innovation that will produce mass profits(geared towards Somali men)]

I'm not alpha tho! Was he banned..I am an infamous of another Somali forum

[I have a lucrative innovation that will produce mass profits(geared towards Somali men)]

What a punch of elitist, welfare raised, underachieving, my-shit-don't-smell thinking , and pathetically judgemental. I would hate to be co-workers with you persona-non-gratas

[I have a lucrative innovation that will produce mass profits(geared towards Somali men)]

@saffers..yeah and ...? ..my job allows me to do this, to dwell on my phone's Internet ..

[I have a lucrative innovation that will produce mass profits(geared towards Somali men)]

Have you noticed how the righteous and the crooked all have this salat mark on their forehead? Will I think we should not be influenced into believing these guys are all righteous just because the person has that salat mark. I intend to invent a solution to wipe that thin off and another solution to avoid having it.

[Is it just me or you feel the same way]

@MadMullah, what somalinet?

[What is wrong with the forum?]

So this forum is going through renovation just as I was admitted as a member 😱😂

[Is it just me or you feel the same way]

I'm very skeptical of what any imam/sheikh/wadaad preaches.

 

I think a lot of them are in the business for self-glorification.

 

Most importantly I have this issue of questioning everything that a human being preaches. Everyone has an agenda.

 

I think the only true and sincere preacher was the late sheikh Boqolsoon.

 

This Umal sheikh guy is in it for the females. Dude got 4 wives.

 

Sheikh Saeed guy in Toronto cannot b trusted.

[Picture of the day]

This PM has proven to be one the most ineffective PM to grace the PM-ship..good riddance ...btw it's rumored that he is a heavy qat chewer and it caused him this job

[This image proves that absolute relaxation can only be found back home]

spartacus;986043 wrote:

 

 

Just look at that hookah/shisha pipe...maxaa meeshan I dhigay!

[Somali people were dope then (Circa 1982, Burco)]

[This image proves that absolute relaxation can only be found back home]

[Can u think of something that seemed so cool in your teens that's now obsolete ?]

There was this chick I thought would've made me the happiest man on planet earth at that time but that I now don't give a rats a** about now. It's because I've conquered more lands since then.

 

What was your intrigue in your teenager days?

[What do u do when her mother wants it more than xaas-2-be?]

Her mother wants a wedding in the auspices of "I raised her, she is worth a lot to me than him taking you on a three country honeymoon".

 

 

(Btw honeymoon countries: Morocco, Turkey and Croatia )

 

 

Still her mother is so stuck on a dam wedding. I've convinced her but I just can't get it through her mon's thick head that I ain't willing to spend tremendous amount of money for one night for old ladies to accumulate more Dambi by backbiting right at the wedding ..."naa eeg tii nin kaada naagtii kale uuriyey"

[To supplement my income I interpret @ hospitals and I wanna kill myself now]

Che -Guevara;985977 wrote:

What you doing might fall under HIPAA violation?

 

lol@Apo maybe it was flooded.

HIPPA has no relevance here cause I've already quit that position to open my own intrepreting agency. This Cadaan folks have a choke hold on this lucrative business and it's Somalis they service

[In light of the infighting F The Somali leadership I am promising a Presidential system f government]

Ever since the demise of the dictatorial regime, every government since after has been embroiled in a struggle between the two heads of government ( president and PM). Don't y'all think its time to abolish this ineffective system?