Somalicentric

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  1. Exactly, so why bother complaining?! ama?
  2. Asante Ya Punda Ni Mateke kusema ukweli.
  3. Because we can & here is me adding to it. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51
  4. lol Oba & wwarrior, to each his/her own.... too bad i can't order the death penalty on you two
  5. butter? hmm my cadaan friends equate crepes with canjeero, not even close... maybe with malawax?!
  6. Why are people so sensitive on SOL? good god. Folks are eager for censorship like they are a martyr -___- stop the f!ckery.
  7. JB did you snap a picture of your own spit?! & why is it purple? you are one sick fella. lol
  8. I must've been two sheets to the wind when i wrote this, i legit just giggled to myself, ooooh goodness, i still amaze myself.
  9. lool Che, really?! leave them garamgaram folks alone. Taleexi the hell you grinning about? lol
  10. In that case, " wewe ni uselessi, wewe ni callboxi ya kutumiwa na kila mtu" lool sorry, i just wanted to get that off my chest, it's a song stuck in my head. As you were.
  11. Che i don't do well with hyperboles lol Is this your way of saying i can't think of a another nomad to attribute a pseudo identity
  12. Well for starters you can resolve this issue by talking to the actual parties involved. i doubt lamenting over it on here will garner anything fruitful, aside from a few faraxs trying to: "just creep up from behind And ask what your interests are, "who you be with? Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial You gon' be here for a while"
  13. Lol i take that back i guess i am "xamari" always used/heard it as a kid, that & kir iyo kud?! didn't know these things were regionally specific.
  14. oba hiloowlow;898507 wrote: wooow last time i heard inyoow was when i was in xamar in 2010 you must be a xamari markaas. lol i thought you were gonna blow up my spot & say 'last time i heard that i was 12' lol (not that I'm twelve) Anyways, no to the xamari thing lol
  15. Yea, men in skinner jeans than me is NOT THE BIZNESS. If i can't pick out your behind from one of my girlfriends we got a problem lol
  16. Why do newly married men still insist on staying in touch? I'm pretty sure once you transcend on over to "sacred" land you're "suppose" to sever all connections w/previous non-platonic beings. I already detest the idea surrounding marriage anyway, but i refuse to comprise my "normal" person masquerade to break social norms lol
  17. lool yea i chuckled on that one too.... it is intended for the hipster folks.
  18. Source: http://gawker.com/5967552/22-terrible-things-that-must-end-in-2013 (yes i get on gawker ). "The word "swag": If you're over 18, you should never be using the word "swag" to describe anything. If you do use it, you should do so ironically after doing something awful. For example: "I had to go home and change because I was running for the bus and slipped and fell in dog poop. Swag!" "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters: Know what this slogan was originally all about? It was to boost morale in England in case the Nazis went from just bombing the hell out of British citizens to full-on invading their cities and slaughtering them. And you're hanging it in your living room because why? To remind yourself to buck up because your boss doesn't appreciate all the work you put into that last project? Take these off your walls and carry on." "Instagramming pictures of food: A long, long time ago, in the year 2002, people used to just order food at restaurants and eat it, and it was a pretty enjoyable experience. Now every other meal you have to wait to dig in because your obnoxious dining companion wants to snap a picture of all the courses and immediately upload them to the internet to keep everyone abreast of their refined tastes. What is wrong with you people? And then all the pictures end up looking completely unappetizing and vile. Just let me eat, please. You eat, too. Put away the camera and eat"
  19. Che -Guevara;898255 wrote: I guess guys give up halfway through the process apart from the rapists of course. Lool thanks for the chuckle.
  20. Wadani;898247 wrote: But if they choose a wayward path that will bring shame to me and to them, then I would cut them off for good.
  21. Che -Guevara;898231 wrote: Somalicentric..That's leap. I have actually gotten to a point where anything that deviates from a seemingly normal convo is two hop skips away from rape lool (obviously i just do it to agitate folks) but you'd be surprised how many confessions i have gotten through this Lmao. Needless to say i am shopping for a whistle. Che -Guevara;898231 wrote: It's little strange knowing that every relationship leads to nakedness. I think we employ things like love and religion to ease into it. I agree, i personally prefer getting clubbed over the head (completely different from rape ) & getting it done like the good old fashion way, but we gotta do what we gotta do not to seem primal in our conquest.