i've yet to have a fight in somaliland. this is because i don't involve myself to that which is not my business. playing hero is dangerous and reckless.

D/P

*Ibtisam;885229 wrote: Saw two farahs bitterly fighting over a women. Everything from stoning each other, to feed iyo laad, to lagden, to kicks and throwing wax kasta. I was going to attempt to pull them apart, laaking I thought they might use me as a throwing weapon. I think one lost most of his teeth. Evil people just gathered and watched and refused to help or pull them apart. Im curious to see the women in dispute. looooooooolkkkkkkkkkkkkk reminds me of your previous altercation with my adeer doctor.

^ she's a little cad cad girl. these people have strange hair colour because of the close incestuous marriages.

Apophis;885211 wrote: ^^Alpha stop being fruity bro: it's Friday, you need to be blasting this.... Apo, you're a good friend of mine and i've previously ignored your attempts to ruin this thread. please stop posting BS. this is my signature thread and quality assurance is key.

lol@Cornel West, who is sameera? i have you seen you a few times and those golf hats did not conceal anything you wanted hidden!

lol@Ap, what is this system Lord? i'll need a clear definition before i accept.

this was the last cut i had before i left the WEST. oh i cringe at seeing these pics. this is me in 2012. i'm tryin to look like Maxwell.

Apo, did you know in the film towering inferno both steven mcqueen and paul newman were 1st class leading male actors in those days but there was an issue as to who will be the lead on the opening credits. see this poster below for how they reconcile that. i mean i knew you were arrogant AP but i didnt think you would challenge my place as the KING.

my hair is fairly black. these days i'm sporting the nappy negro style.

Apophis;884970 wrote: ^^They also say Behind every unsuccessful man, there's a women , good luck tonight on finding the "one" and have fun.:cool: Apo or AP - we should call ourselves ABAP Coalition sxb, the wedding was a waste of time. i didnt particularly enjoy it. i was forced to wait for them to enter. it was almost an hour before things started. i stood behind my friend as the hand of the king. i was basically running sh!t. didn't see any chicks who were alrite and who could be the ''one''. i was playing a game with one local chick but she thought that by giving me her chinese made shoe that i would go and look for her. LOOOOOL. all in all a waste of my jeudi soir.

Nin-Yaaban;884991 wrote: The ministerial job, Duh! ah... i see you meant me. when i saw AP, i wasnt entirely sure but now i know you meant me lool.

and godless too? have you had a heartomy? your dry sense of humour is opportunistic, vicious and cold. 'm sorry, i didnt mean to dissect and slice open your inner person and presents my finds LOL.

xx, how can the incumbent parliamentary speaker be the leader of wadani? surely that's conflict of interest. this is madness! i'm a little worried jamal will struggle to cope with the harsh political realities of somaliland! i'll be interesting to see if he can replicate his personal successes on the national stage.

lol@Apo, “i need to find myself a maize-based snack, i'll be right back.” has got me out of so many difficult situations. Apo, you don't show artificial displays of emotions on matters pertaining to heart ? is your heart dead?

^ silly prices for inflated egos!

lol@Apo, what fun? do you really think i want to go......? i hate social events and get claustrophobic in crowded spaces LOL.

to be honest XX, i'm still kulmiye, laakin as i currently understand it, no political party in SL has a party platform policies before, during and after the elections. today, ismail yare's Dalsan were campaigning and i'm convinced the people who were roaming the streets, in support of Dalsan, had no idea what this party stood for or for the matter where they stand on important national issues.

^ thanks apo, its offically jeudi soir and i'm chilling and enjoying my weekend. at approx 10pm i'll be going to wedding. another member of our elite circle of future leaders and so-called somaliland advocates is tying the knot, as it were. he's married a local girl and i'll be going along to pose for the photos. i mean why not? i'm not one to refuse any photo opp LOL. but on a serious note - going there to check for a future wife. i hope i'm fortunate enough tonight to find a good woman. these days its rare to find a good woman. you know they say ''behind every successful man - there are a pack of haters.....LOOOOOOOOL.....kidding.....- is a woman of patience, encouragement and dedication.''

j-man is on fire. i was watching SLNTV last night and this guy is looking very impressive. presidential is the most apt description right now.

actually NG, you're a knowledgeable guy and being one of the 13 ELDERS of SOL, you know one or two things about life, of course, this is informed no doubt by your experiences and skills. laakin, i'm always the guy who doesnt say anything about everything unless he's convinced of the solution. in the past i've surprised many of my skills and innovative nature LOL. i suppose its always good to find a balance, i guess. its better to be confident and assured of your own value of yourself. bro, i've seen a great many 'others' whose deferential nature can be a big obstacle. haddii aad fahantay macalin ayaa tahay dee NG!

whatever become of this man? where is he now and if you were to write your experiences of him, how would you sum him up in a few short words ?

KKKK@NORF, indeed! i agree, sometimes conventional methods of doing things doesnt equate to 'viola'. certainty, you'll need some raw can-do attitude. when your cousin was visiting your family, what did you guys make off his momentary display of talent? did you guys give more respect to him becos we all know how arrogant ciyaal carab third cultures were in those days. now they roll up their track-suits on one leg and speak broken MSA.....how times have changed ma iisitirii? i'll be quite honest in saying i'm not that great at this so called can-do attitude.

i hope when miss somaliland/somalia goes on her first trip aboard she develops a taste for the fast life. when she comes back to h-town, i'll marry her and take her. imagine that! i'll have the trophy stunner babes i've always craved.

Alpha Blondy;884252 wrote: this thread is getting out of hand. i will certainty not be posting on here anymore! NEW RULE: it is hereby decided by the virtue of the powers invested in me that i shall post to this thread only during jeudi soir. JB, first there was a somali guy with henna and now an arab with shisha on his wedding day. this thread is certainty out of hand but its done by you so i'll accept its worth. you know JB you're not a bad guy and i'm sorry i've been reclusive towards you during my time in hargeisa. you're a socialite and i'm an anti social fool. you were right and i was wrong. you're apples and i'm oranges. LOL.