interesting....... lets wait and see the outcomes of this conference.

^ according to Apo, incest is perfectly consistent with his views.........by any means necessary.........ma istidhi dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Apophis;922295 wrote: This is what you, part of the simple "lets hold hands singing kumbaya", brigade will not be able to comprehend. Interest cannot advance but to the detriment of others. It's a universal rule.

one of the greatest villains of all time......ma istidhi?

Haatu;922688 wrote: Please, no more mind maps. I've had enough of them. i kinda likw these pictures....i hate to read and stuff.....these simplified pictures are better at conveying information......

Malai Kismayo (Fried fish Kismayo style) Fish is popular in my home town of Kismayo, a port city in southern Somalia. Established about 1,000 years ago by Persian and Arab traders, the food in Kismayo, like in much of the port cities of Somalia, is an exotic blend of African and Middle Eastern flavours. In Kismayo, we eat malai with a salad and a kind of bread called mufo, a dense, tart and chewy cornmeal-based flatbread, which is similar to pita bread or Indian naan bread. This recipe is from my mother and I love cooking fish this way in my Somali kitchen. Ingredients 1kg fish fillet (any kind of firm fleshed fish) 1 tablespoon of ground cumin 2 garlic cloves, crushed Juice of one lemon 1 tablespoon of vinegar Salt to taste Olive oil for frying Method 1. Mix ground cumin, crushed garlic, salt, lemon and vinegar to make a marinade for the fish 2. Marinate the fish for 30 minutes 3. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan on medium heat 4. Fry the fish for about two minutes or until brown. Flip and cook the other side for another two minutes. 5. Remove the fish and place them on a piece of paper towel. This will remove excess oil. This recipe serves four people. Malai Kismayo goes beautifully with a fresh salad. Recipe: Abshiro Farah ----- http://www.somalikitchen.com/my-blog/the-somali-kitchen-.html * interesting stuff.....i might even attempt some of these recipes. ------------ p.s - i wonder if they'll serve this at the upcoming jacburland conference.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....:D:D:D:D

NOPE! i'd like to get married but that'll probably happen in the 11th republic.......

Haatu;922684 wrote: Alpha, are you leaving that hellhole? nah brov. i'm NOT going anywhere, anytime soon....... i'm falling in love with SL again....... have you figured out what's changed today.....? there's a lot of clues from my previous posts tonight...LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

i love these motivational little pics......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....

interesting.....

respect people no matter what!

Apophis;922658 wrote: :D If there's going to be any pax, it must be pax-Apophis. But that is an oxymoron so it won't happen.However, I promise to be neutral with you for the next few days, it's the best I can do! :D i see.... be that as it may.....the 8th republic has began......

^ read the descriptions of the republics......to see why its an epic day....... join me on this joyous occasion dearest Apo.......let us mark the birth of a new era of cordial ties, ties built on productive relations, team work and loyalty....let us begin a period marked by new explorations, of new accomplishments, of renewed joint strategic endeavours.....join me on this occasion Apo and let us begin a new coalition......a new partnership of strength and a new friendship. today is indeed a day for clemency, of forgiveness and a day to embrace the NEW.....indeed. history is witness to this day and history will be my vindicator.... Pax-Alphana

Alpha Blondy;917246 wrote: haatu, you're an excellent judge of character, i must say. these days, i think i'm suffering from a mental blockage and its as deja vu as each day follows the next. i'm on a treadmill running but to no avail, to no purpose, to no end and i still continue on running LOL! i'm surrounded by zombies despite my best efforts at self-imposed solitude. my friend offers the only comfort of relieve and he's become my little outlet of hope, in...... what is, otherwise, a boring mundane pathetic life. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. i'll miss him dearly but maybe its blessing in disguise and perhaps signal a change of sorts for Alpha. maybe its time i stopped living in the past, moved on and embraced what's out there again...... LOL:D i've divided Alpha's Somaliland Adventure into 7 different republics (periods). i met my friend during my 3rd republic. the 3rd republic was a period of immense change and major transformations. i'm currently in the 7th republic, which has been marked by a period of stagnation and regularity. during the 4th republic, the aim was 'consistence'. in the 5th republic i was all about my family who visited. the 6th republic was a period characterised by instability and social strive. the first republic was arrival and adaptation. the 2nd republic will be best remembered for indulgence coupled with an expanding sphere of influence. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. be that as it may, my friend was very useful during the 4th and 6th republics. i grew too fast and become reckless, sadly falling from grace. it was these times, these times of turmoil and trouble, that my friend was instrumental in providing the support i needed in my attempts for one last heist . it never happened and i was regrettably forced to abandoned my long awaited return to the big time. my friend and I often speaking of 'hargeisa-di hore', the hargeisa of old, where we run sh!t. these are the memories, memories of a by-gone era and the memories of yesteryears that solidified our strong bond until now..... and now, unfortunately, i'll have to rely on these memories for inspiration. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL ..........and we enter the 8th republic.... ALL hail King Alpha in the 8th republic........this day is immense. this day is historic. this day is day for all to rejoice. today is that day... .........and as pope Benedict departs into the solitude of emeritus pope, Al leaves the old and embraces the new,....let us begin a new dawn, a new path, a new destiny and leave the old behind, forever more, ever more..... the new republic begins...the 8th republic....indeed.....LOOOOOOOL.. ALL hail King Alpha, in this 8th republic.....forever more, ever more...indeed.

“I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot, and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” - Micheal Jordan

jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir......

Alpha Blondy;900162 wrote: thank God that February 2013 is ending on 28th and NOT a leap year! one more day and i couldn't bear it ruunti. the waiting....the patience.....the worrying.....the shoulda/coulda/woulda's......and the feeling of relieve after carrying this load for so LONG! LOL. on the 28th of february i shall be the happiest man alive..now its December 18th and to be quite honest, its still a long way away but i'm counting the days down. it'll be like spring cleaning! LOL just got the news in the last hour or so! excellent!..................indeed. and so it came......and so sudden..... and so beckons a new beginning for Alpha...... how will things change?....how will this change affect Al?......... i don't have the answers but things will never be the same again....... lots of thinking to do.....

i'm out y'all.....just finished downloading S01E01 of house of cards.......i'm going to watch it. bye.

^ what are you doing here this time of night. ufff.....don't you have better things to do...... thanks alot Apo......it was getting a little saucy here but you've ruined it, now.......aad iyo aad baad uugu mahadsantahay......you d-blocker ........LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

for goodness sakes......! who invited these sultry feminists to this thread? p.s reeyo and somalicentric...have you guys ever done a threesome? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Reeyo;922383 wrote: ^ It's a nervous condition of his 'LOOL',- It's sort of creepy. lol. as for you ms.i-am-an-expert-in-alpha's-life, STOP your analysis please. ma fahantahay?

Somalicentric;922381 wrote: You sure do laugh out loud a lot. & i tune in & out of SOL on my own accord, so don't flatter yourself what.........................? can't you at least direct the question/statement to the relevant person, here. so what.....if i do laugh out aloud...a lot! would you rather, i was sad and in a state of self-pity?

Alpha Blondy;922229 wrote: day 2 the second day of this epic trip started very early. at 9am, we made our way to a local restaurant. Tawakal restuarant was recommended by a friend, who'd previously traveled to this city. we had fresh beer-geel and laxoox. the food was first class and the service excellent. i quickly placed an order for seconds before being reminded of the big casuumud later on in the day.... the ceel afweynians people are a diverse bunch and hail from various tribes. it has previously been hailed as an example worthy of following. ceel afweyn is known for many things but nothing impresses more than its 150 years and still going strong meat festival. the city was said to have been the meat capital of Somaliland. many of its residents seemed rather stocky as though they eat well. i was also informed whist in hargeisa, that the tribes of ceel afweyn took pride in their meat. i'm afraid, i will miss the festival this year but it would've been a fantastic opportunity to try out the wide variety of meats on display during the festival. it usually occurs in the peak of the rainy season, but it seems my epic trip had coincided with the 'abaar' or dry season, here. at 10am, i made my first unaccompanied short trip to the city centre. i thought it would be an excellent opportunity to get to grips with the city and its customs. i visited various places and had several cups of ''somali tea'' in the different outdoor tea shacks. in one such shack, i met a man called Mahdi Calooley. Mahdi, was perhaps, ceel afweyn's biggest household name, and he informed me of his plans to firmly place this city on the global map for tourism. i agreed with him with 100% and we'd took some notes of how we'll achieve these objectives. its was approaching qado time and i joined the rest of the group and we made our way back to camp. our hosts, who'd been very hospitable thus far, further exceeded my expectations, when they'd organised the biggest and indeed the most appetising qado....ever . i was making my way to the tent to get my detol steriliser, when Mr. Osman Handuleh, insisted i sit down immediately, since no honourable guest of his, would be troubled. i wasn't troubled to be quite frank and Mr. Handuleh was very nice, accommodating and i thought he surpassed the high expectations, i had of him. but i was slightly troubled by the large washing bowl for washing our hands, quickly changing its colour to dark brown, after it was used by our driver...... i bit my tongue and used the bowl after him.... qado was excellent.....and as custom dictates, in these parts of Somaliland, we were served desert. the mixed fruits in custard were excellent. we were given toothpicks too........ : TBC.... after we'd prayed dhuhr communally, the guys decided to head back to the tent for some lazy siesta sleep....i went along too but to get my handy water bottle and some vital snacks for the journey....... i was about to embark on. i informed, Osman, during qado of my desire to travel to the outskirts of the city. at first, he'd seemed a little hesitant but i managed to convinced him. i walked and walked until i could walk no longer. the heat was sweltering and it was approaching 2pm, when i decided to take some well deserved rest, under a galool tree. i got my notebook out of my rucksack and wrote down my observations of this epic trip, so far. i also made, some further notes about the direction, of my life..... it was around 3pm now and the intense heat of temperature, suddenly had a little nicaaw about it. this nicaaw, this breath of fresh air, gave me an inspiration...... as it approached asr prayers, i felt, it was time to make my way back from these rural, arid and flat lands, where the traditional nomads still roamed the land in search of pastures greener........ i called Mahdi Calooley but his phone was switched off. i thought of catching up with him to further discuss our plans. unbeknownst to me, apparently, the entire city engages in khat sessions in the afternoons...i've seen such activities back home, in the capital but i didn't expect similar activities, here too. ceel afweyn, with its flat yet silhouetted mountainous landscape, reminiscent of the steppes of ural mountains regions, is ideal for all sorts of hiking activities. this idea entered my mind, much later, as i continued walking to the city..... i thought to call Mahdi again, in the hope of adding, this new idea to our earlier discussed thoughts, this morning. i did call Mahdi and he'd picked up. he insisted, i join them, at their majilis but since i was on holiday, it made no sense to graze... i arrived at Mahdi spot....it wasn't any spot, but none more so than, the regular meeting hub for the city's elite. i didn't feel like an outsider.... by 5pm, i was sitting there unperturbed, in my a borrowed macawsi, my khat paid for, my extras fulfilled as required....and i thought to myself, of how wonderful the hospitality of these ceel afweynians was......i stayed until 9pm but many were quite sad to see me ago. Mahdi, personally insisted, he'd take me back to Osman's house. i arrived back to the tent to find the guys..... just sitting there..... with a somewhat semi-retarded look on their faces. i'd quickly told them of my extraordinary journey and some expressed disappointment that.....i, didn't, invite them, along to Mahdi's majilis..... tomorrow, we've agreed to do a group activity....but, i've got my own plans with the maid from Mahdi's majilis....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this thread has surpassed the music thread. its NOW, the second most replied thread (active) after that pathetic trolls thread.......i think by the end of the year, this thread can also pass that thread?.......

Apophis;922295 wrote: This is what you, part of the simple "lets hold hands singing kumbaya", brigade will not be able to comprehend. Interest cannot advance but to the detriment of others. It's a universal rule. marka DON'T resort to silly insults based on speculation when others advance to your detriment...

Apo, brovs, sometimes, you shock with your tribal based sentiments walahi......nothing is going according to plan for all of us but maintain some decorum and self-respect by NOT over-jumping the set barriers.....in effect, what i'm trying to say, is fight for your interests, but DON'T do it....to the detriment of others......this is cyclic deee.... p.s - i don't blame you for these rational self interest motives but chill bro and ina daa tribalism-ka....