Psychedelic

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  1. I havent been on this site for time but anyways heres my list gonna be long seeing my aim is to go three countries per year.

     

    America:

    New York

    New Jersey

    Illonis

    Iowa

    Missouri

    Wisconson

    Washington (dont know the state)

     

    England:

    London

    Brighton

    Margate

    Birmingham

    Northampton

    Watford

     

    Canery Islands:

    Gran Caneria

     

    Spain:

    Barcelona

     

    France:

    Paris

     

    Jamaica:

    Kingston

     

    Holland:

    Amesterdam

    Rotterdam

     

    Tunisia:

    Tunis

    Montasir

    Sousse

     

    Uganda:

    Kambala

     

    Kenya:

    Narobi

    Kisumo

    Busia

    Garisa

     

    Venezuela:

    Caracas

     

    UAE:

    Dubai

    Sharjah

     

    Eygpt:

    Cairo

     

    Bahrain:

    Manama

     

    Well thats all I can remember for now.


  2. TOTAL ECLIPSE- A total eclipse of the sun and moon will occur in Ramadhaan, prior to Imaam Mahdi’s emergence.

    I checked this out before seeing it was supposed to happen the last Ramadan (which it did by the way)came to the conclusion that there’s no Suni evidence this is a Shia belief.


  3. Before this topic I thought my mind was just messing with me. I used to hear people call out my name never really though much about it. But then I dont think a jinn would waste its time on playing child like games.

    sweet_gal is that really true about angels pulling you back from crossing roads because its not your time? I swear that happened to me so many times, its either that or I get the sudden erge to look in a certain direction realising a danger lurking in the same direction.


  4. I personally had a few wired experiences but I don’t even know where to start.

    My aunt does some of these practices. This aunt right she once told my mum the reasons I get headaches is because I have a (ruh- not sure of spelling but means jinn basically) following me. Now that is scary I don’t even want to believe her.

    My friend once told me that her father reads of the Quran backwards, that’s how he does his magic.


  5. Baa, Baa, Black Sheep

     

    English:

    Baa, baa, black sheep,

    Have you any wool?

    Yes sir, yes sir,

    Three bags full;

    One for the master,

    And one for the dame,

    And one for the little boy

    Who lives down the lane.

     

    Ebonics:

    Yo! Yo! Ebony Sheep,

    Got some wool?

    Yea man, yea man,

    Three dim bags done full;

    One be fo da masta,

    And one be fo yo mama,

    An one be fo da little homey

    dat libs down da screet.


  6. `Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas

     

    Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood

    Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good

    The tube socks was hung on the window sill

    and we all had smiles up on our grill

     

    Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib

    in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live

    and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine

    had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

     

    All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by

    Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly

    I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'

    Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--

    well anyway

     

    I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!

    She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness

    I said, for real doe, come check dis out

    We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

     

    Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way

    Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh

    Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat

    I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

     

    He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,

    "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!

    To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,

    We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

     

    He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof

    and sippin on a 40, he busted a move

    I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"

    he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

     

    But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz

    I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."

    Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings

    a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

     

    he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat

    and busted the window with a b-ball bat

    I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"

    he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

     

    His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold

    His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old

    He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side

    Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

     

    A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof

    He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof

    He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome

    To tap that booty waitin at home

     

    and all I heard as he cruised outta sight

    was a loud and hearty.....

    "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"


  7. The Clinton apology speech,

     

    Good evening. (What's up).

     

    This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers

    and playa-haters started grillin' me).

     

    I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no

    American citizen would ever want to answer.

    (They started frontin'about my game and asking

    all kinds of foul shit).

     

    Still, I must take complete responsibility for

    all my actions, both public and private.

    And that is why I am speaking to you tonight.

    (I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in

    my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin

    style tonight).

     

    As you know, in a deposition in January, I was

    asked questions about my relationship with

    Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally

    accurate, I did not volunteer information.

    (Awhile back, you nosy mother ******s wanted

    to know if I was hittin'ho-*** Monica's skins.

    You did not have any video, so if you want to

    believe a 10 ho, then oh well).

     

    Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact,

    it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse

    in judgment and a personal failure on my part

    for which I am solely and completely

    responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime

    dropping *****! She was only sucking my jimmiethough. I was ****** for messing with a young

    big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me

    because I'm a playa).

     

    But I told the grand jury today and I say to

    you now that at no time did i ask anyone to

    lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside

    of that shit I told punk-*** AG (Al Gore)

    to put on gay-*** Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time).

     

    I can only tell you I was motivated by many

    factors. First, by a desire to protect myself

    from the embarrassment of my own conduct.

    (Man look,I heard she was down with what ever.

    She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her

    around to my boyz in the Senate).

     

    The independent counsel investigation moved on

    to my staff and friends, then into my private

    life. And now the investigation itself is

    under investigation. (Those haters started

    sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real

    pissed when they tried to make me look like

    I'm not real or something. As a matter of

    fact their shady asses are on the take anyway).

     

    This has gone on too long, cost too much and

    hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit

    me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off

    my Crew).

     

    Nothing is more important to me personally.

    But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my

    family life for my family. It's nobody's

    business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and

    I'm going to be one! Get some business'.

    Hillary is chill because I got more than

    enough White Water dirt on her *** , that

    will get her sent up before I'm outta here).

     

    It is time to stop the pursuit of personal

    destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national life. (Quit

    harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!)

     

    Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (**** all y'all, I don'tgive a **** !)


  8. Ebonics

    Ah done pledges allegiance

    to da Flag

    o' da United States

    o' America

    an' ta da Republic

    fo' which it stands,

    one Nation, Beneaf God,

    indimuhvisible,

    wiff liberty an'

    justice fo' all.

     

    English

    I pledge allegiance

    to the Flag

    of the United States

    of America

    and to the Republic

    for which it stands,

    one Nation, Under God,

    indivisible,

    with liberty

    and justice for all.


  9. Little Piggies

    Dis here little pig jet ta market;

    Dis here little pig be layin back in da cut;

    Dis here little pig had roast beef;

    Dis here little pig had jack sh*t;

    Dis here little pig said, "Wee, wee!

    ah can't find muh ma ****in way home


  10. I hate oh my days do I hate warm weather. But oh well other then staying indoors all day I have no choice but to survive in it.

    Guide to survival on the central line:

    *Simply invest in a mini battery operated fan (guaranteed to work).

    *The night before your journey put bottled water in the freezer.

    By morning it would of frozen up, and by the time your on the train you will be enjoying a cold drink your face will be sweat free and you will be the envy of the carriage.


  11. For those males who do want have more than one wife I suggest if you want to keep sane in your own home to not do it. Plus think of kids that you may have that will have to grow up in such an environment their concept of marriage will totaly be ****ed.

    You know what there actually was a Somalian lady in Kenya with two husbands , This particular female used to run a small business. Which required her to go out of town alot for quite some time. She used to tell husband number one that she is going away on business. While really she was discretly marring husband number two and having a child with him. She then claimed to number one that the child was her sisters in Somalia he belived it because there was no way to prove this. She also told hubby #2 that she was divorced (this explained her kids from her previous marriage). This woman had this little arrangment going on for a few years but then her daughter one day told her father (hubby number 1) that she likes her other daddy better for some reason. To cut a long story short she got caught out in the end.