Psychedelic
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Ha ha ha this topic is jokes.
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TOTAL ECLIPSE- A total eclipse of the sun and moon will occur in Ramadhaan, prior to Imaam Mahdi’s emergence.
I checked this out before seeing it was supposed to happen the last Ramadan (which it did by the way)came to the conclusion that there’s no Suni evidence this is a Shia belief.
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You know what I know its hard to believe but there are some people who are actually born on January 1st. :eek:
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Well I am suprise that no one has guessed already. THE SIMPSONS HAS A MASONIC INFLUCENCE. Meaning their creator Matt G(cant spell it)is a high ranking FREEMASON.
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Before this topic I thought my mind was just messing with me. I used to hear people call out my name never really though much about it. But then I dont think a jinn would waste its time on playing child like games.
sweet_gal is that really true about angels pulling you back from crossing roads because its not your time? I swear that happened to me so many times, its either that or I get the sudden erge to look in a certain direction realising a danger lurking in the same direction.
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I personally had a few wired experiences but I don’t even know where to start.
My aunt does some of these practices. This aunt right she once told my mum the reasons I get headaches is because I have a (ruh- not sure of spelling but means jinn basically) following me. Now that is scary I don’t even want to believe her.
My friend once told me that her father reads of the Quran backwards, that’s how he does his magic.
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Well the things I learn daily are amazing I never knew Somalia participated in the slave trade.
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Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
English:
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Ebonics:
Yo! Yo! Ebony Sheep,
Got some wool?
Yea man, yea man,
Three dim bags done full;
One be fo da masta,
And one be fo yo mama,
An one be fo da little homey
dat libs down da screet.
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`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas
Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home
and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
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The Clinton apology speech,
Good evening. (What's up).
This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers
and playa-haters started grillin' me).
I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no
American citizen would ever want to answer.
(They started frontin'about my game and asking
all kinds of foul shit).
Still, I must take complete responsibility for
all my actions, both public and private.
And that is why I am speaking to you tonight.
(I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in
my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin
style tonight).
As you know, in a deposition in January, I was
asked questions about my relationship with
Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally
accurate, I did not volunteer information.
(Awhile back, you nosy mother ******s wanted
to know if I was hittin'ho-*** Monica's skins.
You did not have any video, so if you want to
believe a 10 ho, then oh well).
Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact,
it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse
in judgment and a personal failure on my part
for which I am solely and completely
responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime
dropping *****! She was only sucking my jimmiethough. I was ****** for messing with a young
big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me
because I'm a playa).
But I told the grand jury today and I say to
you now that at no time did i ask anyone to
lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside
of that shit I told punk-*** AG (Al Gore)
to put on gay-*** Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time).
I can only tell you I was motivated by many
factors. First, by a desire to protect myself
from the embarrassment of my own conduct.
(Man look,I heard she was down with what ever.
She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her
around to my boyz in the Senate).
The independent counsel investigation moved on
to my staff and friends, then into my private
life. And now the investigation itself is
under investigation. (Those haters started
sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real
pissed when they tried to make me look like
I'm not real or something. As a matter of
fact their shady asses are on the take anyway).
This has gone on too long, cost too much and
hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit
me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off
my Crew).
Nothing is more important to me personally.
But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my
family life for my family. It's nobody's
business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and
I'm going to be one! Get some business'.
Hillary is chill because I got more than
enough White Water dirt on her *** , that
will get her sent up before I'm outta here).
It is time to stop the pursuit of personal
destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national life. (Quit
harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!)
Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (**** all y'all, I don'tgive a **** !)
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Ebonics
Ah done pledges allegiance
to da Flag
o' da United States
o' America
an' ta da Republic
fo' which it stands,
one Nation, Beneaf God,
indimuhvisible,
wiff liberty an'
justice fo' all.
English
I pledge allegiance
to the Flag
of the United States
of America
and to the Republic
for which it stands,
one Nation, Under God,
indivisible,
with liberty
and justice for all.
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Section6er Do you even know what month this is? If not let me remind you RAMADAN. Stop telling these people how to shake their *** . -
For those who didnt attend you missed out on the enlightenment.
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Habaar bisinkaa, What did you people do to your mothers? -
Slient Sister whats new I been saying that for years.
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Thanks Nuune much appriciated.
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Does anyone know of any programme or software that will stop unwanted adverts from poping up on your screen?
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I hate oh my days do I hate warm weather. But oh well other then staying indoors all day I have no choice but to survive in it.
Guide to survival on the central line:
*Simply invest in a mini battery operated fan (guaranteed to work).
*The night before your journey put bottled water in the freezer.
By morning it would of frozen up, and by the time your on the train you will be enjoying a cold drink your face will be sweat free and you will be the envy of the carriage.
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Im gonna start a degree this september on Psychology/Human Resource Management.
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For those males who do want have more than one wife I suggest if you want to keep sane in your own home to not do it. Plus think of kids that you may have that will have to grow up in such an environment their concept of marriage will totaly be ****ed.
You know what there actually was a Somalian lady in Kenya with two husbands , This particular female used to run a small business. Which required her to go out of town alot for quite some time. She used to tell husband number one that she is going away on business. While really she was discretly marring husband number two and having a child with him. She then claimed to number one that the child was her sisters in Somalia he belived it because there was no way to prove this. She also told hubby #2 that she was divorced (this explained her kids from her previous marriage). This woman had this little arrangment going on for a few years but then her daughter one day told her father (hubby number 1) that she likes her other daddy better for some reason. To cut a long story short she got caught out in the end.
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I never seen Somalia before and WooooW is all I can say I bet it looked really amazing in its hay day. Still it looks good now I can see potential developing.
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I havent been on this site for time but anyways heres my list gonna be long seeing my aim is to go three countries per year.
America:
New York
New Jersey
Illonis
Iowa
Missouri
Wisconson
Washington (dont know the state)
England:
London
Brighton
Margate
Birmingham
Northampton
Watford
Canery Islands:
Gran Caneria
Spain:
Barcelona
France:
Paris
Jamaica:
Kingston
Holland:
Amesterdam
Rotterdam
Tunisia:
Tunis
Montasir
Sousse
Uganda:
Kambala
Kenya:
Narobi
Kisumo
Busia
Garisa
Venezuela:
Caracas
UAE:
Dubai
Sharjah
Eygpt:
Cairo
Bahrain:
Manama
Well thats all I can remember for now.