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Governer Blair expresses happiness in his new policy

London, West California State province



A clearly ecstatic Blair governor of London cackle with unalloyed delight as, at a stroke, plans to introduce ID cards, detention without trail, and the annexation of Poland garner support on a staunch, stiff upper-lip swell of nationalist bigotry.


Blair rounded on critics of his latest policy, to welcome legal immigrants with five shots to the head at close range when already immobilized, by claiming that this was traditional in many bastions of democracy, such as Pakistan, and Afghanistan, and that the policy was in no way discriminatory, as all peoples, from Brazilians to Muslims, would be subject to it, as long as they looked different.


In other news, final and incontrovertible evidence of foreign combatants and insurgence operating in Iraq come to light. “We believe that these Americans and Brits insurgent are coming across the border from Kuwait,†said one Iraqi freedom fighter.


Continued next edition ...



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