Somali Driver did it

[Hunguri]

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

 

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" **

 

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress *

 

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Husband(Faarax) asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife(Xaliimo) replies," No, It means ,

"With Idi0t For Ever !!!" **

 

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant. **

 

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Teacher: Do u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad

got heart attack & our driver ran away.(What a Dangerouse driver he did it. Must be a Somalian lool)

 

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints. ** (Whose kids are these ?? Chinese Customers or Indians )

 

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son,

that's confidential! * (Most likely a Somali Seaman would tell such story )

 

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we

should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints...(Oh my God Xaajiyada biyo ku rusheeya loool )

[Jacaylbaro]

looooooooooooool

 

Nice collection ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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lol, I like the Wife definition . By the way what do you mean by 'Somali driver did it', title makes no sense.