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You have two choices in life:You can stay single and

be miserable, or you can get married and wish you were

dead.

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At a party, one woman said to another,"Aren't

you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other woman replied, "Yes I am; I married the

wrong man.

 

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:"Wife

Wanted".The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.

 

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better

revenge than to let her keep him.

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A man is incomplete until she is married. Then she

is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does;

it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still

paying."

 

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Young son: "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of

Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries

her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, Son."

 

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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what

real happiness was 'til I got married; and by then it

was too late.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over

intelligence.

 

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict

attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go

through life thinking they had no faults at all.

 

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First Guy: "My wife's an angel." Second Guy: "You're

lucky; mine's still alive."

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk

down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and

still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

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