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Teacher: Why are you late?

Don: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Don: The one that says, "School Ahead. Go Slow."

* * *

Teacher: Can anybody give me an example of coincidence?

Maria: My mother and father got married on the same day at the same time.

Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Dad: No. Why do you ask?

Son: Where did you get mummy then?

* * *

Teacher: Juan, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Juan: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

Juan: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

* * *

Teacher: Tomas, why do you always get so dirty?

Tomas: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

* * *

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing. One is green and

the other is blue!

Luis: Yes. It's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

* * *

Teacher: Miko, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did you copy his?

Miko: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

* * *

Teacher: Maria, why are you doing your math multiplication exercises on

the floor?

Maria: You told me to do them without using tables!

* * *

Teacher: Juan, go to the map and find the Philippines.

Juan: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered the Philippines?

Class: Juan!

 

* * *

Fely: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Fely: Your name on this report card.

 

* * *

Teacher: How do you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Jose: Don't bite any.

 

* * *

Teacher: Elena, give me a sentence starting with "I."

Elena: I is...

Teacher: No, Elena. Always say, "I am."

Elena: "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

* * *

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Sarah: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Sarah: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.

 

* * *

Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have

10 years ago.

Willy: Me!

 

* * *

Teacher: Now Sammy, tell me honestly, do you say your prayers before

eating?

Sammy: No, Sir. I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.

 

* * *

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no

longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher

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