LadyDotNet Posted September 29, 2004 The ones at the bottom are the funniest…. The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2 > > > > > > Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? > > > Contestant: Jool carriageway. > > > > > > Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? > > > Contestant: Bombay. > > > > > > Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? > > > Contestant: Crocodiles. > > > > > > Robinson: Wh...? > > > Contestant (interrupting): Pass! > > > > > > Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels - travelling > > >entertainers or chocolate salesmen? > > > Contestant: Chocolate salesmen. > > > > > > Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were >written > > >by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...? > > > Contestant: (long pause) Joe? > > > > > > > > > National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1 > > > > > > Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by > > the > > >initials G.B.S.? > > > Contestant: William Shakespeare. > > > > > > > > > Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol > > > > > > Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? > > > Caller: Japan. > > > Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't >hear > > >that, I can let you try again. > > > Caller: Er... Mexico? > > > > > > > > > Family Fortunes, ITV > > > > > > Les Dennis: Name something sold by gypsies. > > > Contestant: Bananas. > > > > > > > > > The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774 > > > > > > Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin? > > > Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead. > > > > > > > > > Lincs FM phone-in > > > > > > Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the > > world? > > > Contestant: Barcelona. > > > Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. > > > Contestant: I'm sorry; I don't know the names of any countries in > > >Spain. > > > > > > > > > Steve Wright Show, Radio 2 > > > > > > Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube? > > > Contestant: India. > > > > > > Wright: The leader of the orchestra plays which musical instrument? > > > Contestant: The baton. > > > > > > Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway? > > > Contestant: Expresso. > > > > > > Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. > > > Contestant: Sydney. > > > > > > Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song >Paddy > > >McGinty's?? > > > Contestant: I don't know. > > > Wright: It begins with a "G". > > > Contestant: Cow. > > > > > > > > > Midday Money, ITV > > > > > > Judy Finnegan: The American TV show "The Sopranos" is about > > opera-true > > >or false? > > > Contestant: Er-true. > > > Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American > > TV > > >show, so I'll give you that. > > > > > > > > > BBC Radio Newcastle > > > > > > Paul Wappat: How long did the Six day War between Egypt and Israel > > >last? > > > Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days. > > > > > > > > > Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC > > > > > > Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons? > > > Contestant: Four. > > > > > > > > > > > > BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show > > > > > > Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible? > > > Contestant: Er... > > > Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... > > > Contestant: Blimey? > > > Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run... > > > Contestant: (Silence) > > > Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I... > > > Contestant: Walked? > > > > > > > > > Daryl's Drive-time, Virgin Radio > > > > > > Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? > > > Contestant: Holland? > > > Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. > > > Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? > > > Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? > > > Contestant: No. > > > > > > > > > Allegedly real answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute >Quiz > > >on 2FM: > > > > > > 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword > > > 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon > > > 3) Name the Capital of France? F > > > 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell > > > 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar > > > 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital > > > 7) What is Hitler's first name? Heil > > > 8) A famous Scotsman? Jock > > > 9) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde. > > > 10) A dangerous race? The Arabs > > > 11) Something that floats in a bath? Water > > > 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse > > > 13) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair > > > 14) A famous Royal? Mail > > > 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle >with > > >wings > > > 16) A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters > > > 17) Something a cat does? Goes to the Toilet > > > 18) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate > > > 19) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on > > > 20) Something associated with pigs? The Police > > > 21) A sign of the Zodiac? April > > > 22) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing > > > 23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep > > > 24) Something you put on walls? A roof > > > 25) Something Slippery? A conman > > > 26) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish > > > 27) A Jacket Potato topping? Jam > > > 28) A food that can be brown or white? A potato Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
